>nü-DOOM team laid off

how it feels to drink 19 beers on an American holiday and still be sober

🎵Cuntry road I'm homo I am gay Suck me offff🎶

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

fuck yeah bro

Thank you everyone, as a gift for myself yesterday I elected to not be hung over today

Weed Shop 2012-2015: I feel like I shouldn't be here Weed Shop 2015-2023: Fuck yeah bro, weed Shop. 1000mg edible, 103% THC death crack CIA vape pen, resin soaked preroll, no stems no seeds crystals like they amethyst Weed Shop 2023-2026: I feel like I shouldn't be here

iz mah birfday >w<

Got the go-ahead from the doc to return to work and when I called the office to let them know I'm ready to come back they said "Great we have weeks of projects lined up ... your truck is in the shop though needs new brakes and tires we'll let u know when it's ready just wait for a bit"

like this post if you wluld like an Attic Beer #AtticBeers #JobWellDone #ColdLikeTheRockies @coorslightdrinker.bsky.social

Looking into some Dark Forces 2 Jedi Knight fan sites and checked out one modding site's Discord server which is apparently half populated by guys who have been playing together since the late 90s and have screenshots to prove it

>Why is the kobold in Casualties: Unknown a twink constantly in peril?

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would anyone like an 11:08PM burger?

quirky earthbound-likes where you don't have to destroy anybody

妹ちゃん大好きお兄ちゃんじゃなぁ(*´ω｀)

having fun on fb marketplace under my full real name

I've been doing a sort of "perpetual stew" over the past few weeks with my rice+canned chicken post workout meals and it's been one of the most efficient meal planning systems I've ever done

loco moco fanboys will look you in the eyes and try to tell you these aren't the same dishes

My updated driver's license and photo compared to my old one from over 8 years ago is like looking into another dimension lol

Horse boss⌚️

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hi I'm Bam Margera and this is "unironically buy a dog penis bong in 2026"

deleted my decadent bulge post from last night. if you missed it well sucks to be you!!

Alright this will be the last time I comment on it but this was the table, the red jug is salsa (it's got a Kick) and the crock pot on the top right was full of nacho cheese. I spat out the meat in the middle container and the flour tortilla chips went first

You don't see too many people doing jock strap bong hits these days *quickly glances around room for approval from those who know*

the best fried chicken in town also no sweet tea

The Amazing Digital Circus

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oh my god dude there are literally taco trailers with rotating spits across the street and we're doing this?

I don't know how to say this without sounding snobby or entitled or whatever but it's always so endearing to hear an Old bite into a Pizza Hut pepperoni slice and go "Oh my goodness MMMH Marilyn you always pick the best food" like it's the best pizza they've ever eaten

Middle-aged person tries to dress cutely but is defeated by cold wind. I think long sleeves with shorts look cute, but my legs get so cold... After walking for a bit, my body warms up and my upper body starts sweating. So is the "long top, short bottom" outfit style really practical? 🤔 🍊

slightly updated main outfit 🍊 I think he originally wanted to become a cartographer.

Old people at the family reunion be like "Ok McDonalds breakfast delivery at the hotel at 9AM then pizza in the park at 1230 then be hungry for Mexican catering at 5pm in the lobby!! :)"

ME: Sharks what I have for you today is a furry convention located at a Hilton near the Seattle-Tacoma airport PROTOGEN MARK CUBAN: "Fur" that reason I'm out KEVIN O'LEARY IN FULL REVERSE COWGIRL WITH A PITBULL: Do you have a patent for this?

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Doing the Nick Mullen "There but for the grace of god do I go / bullet of myself whizzing by my head" take when I meet a swathe of my distant extended family from rural Kansas

Millenial babyfur dating app called Heelr

how it feels to ask someone you're driving for an address so you can put it in google maps and they say they'll tell you when to turn

The Holy Land...

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Amazing things are happening in the world of millenial burger crafting