one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

My dog Lucky's vibe captured perfectly. Hang it in the Louvre. Or at Buc-ee's. Or MOMA. Or all those places at once.

They're not wrong. He's not wrong. The people in the article, they're wrong. So so disgustingly wrong.

These two are team apple pie. Do with this info what you will.

Today's chihuahua wants to know why his ham and cheese sandwich is all the way up there.

TL;DR recap from a lifelong Pirates fan: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

Pirates were in on Sonny Gray too, I'm sure. Had to have just missed that one.

Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

IMPORTANT UPDATE

The hero that did this to Duffy needs to tell their story.

Of course they didn't lol. www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...

NEWS: I spent the past 24 hours going through major MAGA accounts on Twitter, and a bombshell development has become clear: most of the right-wing ecosphere is being fed propaganda from foreign actors. This impacts elections. This impacts discourse. This is major. Subscribe to support my work:

Lucky, a 3 lb chihuahua, with no thumbs or pro football experience, is ranked only two spots behind JJ McCarthy in EPA per dropback. He is excited to start for the Vikings next weekend if given the opportunity. And some cheese.

30 years ago! 🫠

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I haven’t seen Bills this depressing since Belichick attended Jordon’s coed adult cheerleading competition last week.

President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground

I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.

Fam, not to worry… You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Leonard Leo is a lawyer, but he's never argued a case in court. He's never held elected office. But for years he rebuilt the American legal system, resulting in the Supreme Court's right-wing supermajority. By @andykroll.bsky.social (Published Oct. 2023)

oh baby Sam Darnold is in the Peterman Zone

I hate calling games “must-win” when they aren't, but the Bills NEED to close this game out.

KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true? HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart-- KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

Per ESPN Research, Josh Allen's TD throw to Tyrell Shavers was his first passing TD on a throw of 40-plus air yards since the *2022* season finale against New England.

C'mon gang. Try and keep up.

nice work Josh

Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.

don't show this to Chunkle Schooner, he might try and cave again

I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey

🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed." I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Its ok, Chuckles and Co got a vote coming up in the future. Honest, no takesies backsies

For the first time all year, Democrats were riding high and the regime was on the ropes. If Senate leadership’s goal was to demobilize and depress rank-and-file Democrats, they could not have played their cards better. This is why we’ve launched the largest primary program that we’ve ever run.

My goodness Akron my heart can only take so much on a random-ass Tuesday night #maction

by golly gee willikers i dont beileve it!

third time

again

Never has this GIF been more appropriate for Kaine

The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer