They're kiling our geese 🪿

Just found this pic from a while back and it’s made my day

IT'S TUESDAY (not Wednesday)! But it's #buyastrangerabook day! The grooviest of all the days. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only.

Can’t play in this. That’s it for the day, shake hands, draw… #TheAshes 🏏

Lorent ‘Tynan’ Tolaj… #pafc

No Argyle for me today. Wrapping presents and listening to @idlesband.bsky.social 🎄

Good hour that. Jofra should bat at 3 in Melbourne… #TheAshes 🏏

Just settling down for my nightly dose of disappointment… #TheAshes 🏏

Terrible shot by Pope. Time for bed… #TheAshes 🏏

I have another #buyastrangerabook offer to tell you about. @61jab.bsky.social has sent me £20 to spend on kids books to give away. So if there's a particular kids book you'd like to get for a young person, let us know! UK only

This #buyastrangerabook day offer is still up for grabs! If there's a kids book you'd like to get someone for Christmas, @thisnorthernboy.bsky.social is offering to buy it for you (up to £20). So, just let us know, if there's a specific book you'd like, and Rob will sort it out. UK only.

Some catch that… #TheAshes 🏏

People who leave their trays on the belt when they’ve been through security I always assume to be Reform voters.

Just seen this, love it, and from where else but Bromley, the spiritual home of English Punk! Well played people, well played.

Album of the year for me - ‘Double Infinity’ by @bigthiefmusic.bsky.social #5albums25

Unfortunately it was writing this about Trump and it went so viral that he saw it and, I'm told, was actually upset about it.

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. The grooviest of all the days. I'll give out THREE books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only.

Thanks to the England cricket team and Argyle for ruining yet another Saturday… #Cleverleyout #pafc

RIP The Judge.

one of the best innings i ever saw.

Sad news this. Loved watching him bat, especially that cut shot… RIP Robin Smith. 🏏

So glad I’ve got a gig tonight and didn’t travel down to watch that shite… #pafc

Three unrelated things

How times have changed. Just over 2 years ago we were sat in that stand watching Argyle win this League with 101 points. Now bottom of the League and difficult to say where the next win’s coming from… #pafc

It’s bad enough getting up early to watch England collapse in the 1st Test. I’ve just arrived at Vale Park to watch Argyle in potentially another shitshow. If Carlsberg did Saturdays… #pafc

What the fuck? 🏏 #TheAshes

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 22nd March 2022.

France invades the UK and occupies Kent and Sussex. France and the US come up with a plan, excluding the UK, that enables France to keep Kent and Sussex. F*ck off.

Hyperdynamic disruptivism www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...

I take this back. It was early and we were 7 down for very little at the time… 🏏 #TheAshes

steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"

Today has been a great three days of Test cricket. #Ashes 🏏

From despair to where?… Good title for a song, someone should write that. 🏏 #TheAshes

That’s for Monty! #TheAshes

This is some spell from Archer. If only we had some runs to defend… 🏏 #TheAshes

this is how we play, mate.

Fuck off. 🏏 #TheAshes

Everything Ronaldo does seems designed to further enhance the legacy of Lionel Messi.

Happy ‘Ashes Eve’ to all those who celebrate… 🏏 #TheAshes

Read these words and rejoice. It's #buyastrangerabook day today. I'll probably start at around midday. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

Assuming both Wood and Archer are fit, looks like a choice between Bashir and Carse to start on Friday… 🏏 #TheAshes

Lots of England fans reminiscing about 2010/11, and fair enough. Too few, however, talking about 1970/71, which was the last time England actually regained the Ashes in Australia. So, yeah, a feat that’s literally not happened in my lifetime. Over to you, ya zany Bazballers. #Ashes 🏏

Do not embarrass Bruce the Shark by asking him about what happened to that Kintner boy...thats a terrible question...I think you’re a terrible reporter.

I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"