FIFA has banned England defender Jarell Quansah for two matches over his red card against Mexico. I guess we get the Prime Minister, the King, the Lord Mayor of London and Liz Truss to call them up to overturn it. That’s how it works now, right?

The question for Nigel Farage now is whether it's less embarrassing to un-resign and claim that was an establishment stitchup, or to spend a month competing with a bin. Neither is exactly a *great* option. Neither solves his ongoing scandals. And it's a mess entirely of his own making.

So, looks like it’s Count Binface vs. Cunt Binfire.

Live footage of the Farage statement

Wow! What a colossal waste of time and taxpayer money. DOGE was the waste, fraud, and abuse. They blew up people’s careers, hollowed out federal agencies, and now the Trump administration is rehiring because they realized the US government needs people in order to function.

Don’t know why it took me so long to work this out but I now know who Infantino reminds me of. You’re welcome. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #WorldCup

Call me cynical, but I’m starting to strongly suspect that the FIFA Peace Prize awarded to Donald Trump wasn’t actually about his efforts to bring peace to the world.

‘TOY STORY 5’ has passed $750M worldwide. The film will officially pass $1 billion.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t be allowed, period. This is what greed looks like.

"I don't think about America's financial situation, I don't think about anybody" To those in Congress who enable this lunatic, you are to blame. No amount of gerrymandering will help you. America gets it.

Hunter Biden says wtf

Melania Trump does not want you to share this photo. Whatever you do, do NOT share it.

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

The 25th Amendment exists for a reason.

Regardless on how I feel about the film I genuinely love hearing this Give me more heartwarming stories like this

Nigel Farage’s policy chief shared stage with 'white nationalist' politician

Chris Murphy: "It's just disgusting, it's so heartbreaking that we have a president who is cheerleading the death of American citizens. Mueller is amongst many who have been trying to hold this president to account. He's the most corrupt president in the history of the country."

“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”

Absolutely fucking sickening...

Michael B. Jordan is now the sixth Black actor to win Best Actor at the Oscars. Joining Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Forest Whitaker and Will Smith.

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

Apologies to my neighbours but Autumn's win has me fucking SCREAMING! OMG, YES!!!!!! #Sinners #Oscars

Ryan Coogler has won his first-ever Oscar. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

LOOK AT THAT. THE MAGIC WHAT WE DO! BEAUTIFUL #Sinners #Oscars

What a talent Miles Caton is, this guy is going to go places #Oscars

We're literally less than 5 mins in, and we have Conan as Aunt Glady's. Genius 😂 #Oscars

The bottom line is Trump sacrificed 8 American lives (& counting) and more than 1,000 Iranian lives (& counting) for nothing. He hurt the US & global economies, destabilized the Middle East, & will pull out with the same Iranian regime in power. There's no silver lining. A senseless, criminal waste

Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"

The Iranian regime is objectively hideous. It murders & incarcerates innocent people, threatens & attacks sovereign neighbours, routinely breaks international law, outlaws dissent & crushes free speech. Can you see the problem with *Donald Trump & Benjamin Netanyahu* leading the attack on them?

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

Welcome to The Great Pedophile War of 2026, bitches.

Well, the Tourettes discourse today is horrible. Hope John Davidson and company are ok, as well as Jordan and Lindo.

Me celebrating Ryan Coogler and Sinners winning Best Original Screenplay. #EEBAFTAS

If this is Indeed the orange cockwomble, then it's crystal clear that he's lost the fucking plot, if he ever had it to begin with

Think they may be going the wrong way!

by the eleventh “it’s a very sad thing” I started to wonder if maybe this guy is guilty

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Apparently people aren't excited about spending $56,000 per ticket to attend a World Cup game. Hmmm, what else could be contributing to a lack of hype?

MUST WATCH: On Presidents Day, Americans gathered outside Trump Tower just to give it the finger. Not metaphorically. Physically. Loudly. That’s the national mood.

🙏

Bad news for Liz Truss: she looks like crap Good news for Liz Truss: the wax dummy next to her looks like he was just exhumed

Her range is unstoppable

Benito broke the other site hahahahahaha

loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10

Impeach. Remove. Prosecute. Jail. You know who I’m talking about.

UK. On your left. (Marvel humour). #WinterOlympics

Out now in cinemas is #Heavyweight, a boxing drama that’s all about the psychological fight before the main fight - and it is brilliant. Check out my thoughts for @empiremagazine.bsky.social. www.empireonline.com/movies/revie...

there's something unholy about the Trump administration being laser focused on "fraud" while Trump pardons an endless clown car of fraudsters and bilks taxpayers at every opportunity. it's just transparently absurd.

This is absolutely disgusting and beyond fucked up. Forget impeachment, this MF needs to be dragged out of the White House in handcuffs like right fucking now...