Nicole Kidman shocks onlookers as she steps out with rumoured new beau Keith Rural.

First Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban separation without Fungie. Always the hardest.

Disney On Ice

Ok brilliant marketing alert!! They made a drink as part of the promo for that new House of Guinness series!!

First 3rd place win in the Cherry Comedy Breakout Act 2025 without Fungie. Always the hardest.

If your birthday is today, it’s very likely your parents got horned up on Christmas Day.

Alright things are getting out of hand

Luckily his understudy Tom Netherlands was able to step in

First Harry Styles sub 3-hour marathon without Fungie. Always the hardest.

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Takes a special kinda narcissist to wear earrings of yourself

Times like these I wish the Jeremy Renner app was still around to keep us all connected

Strategically started watching Oppenheimer an hour ago so the government's emergency alert will buzz my phone at the exact moment the bomb goes off for a fully immersive experience

After careful consideration and many discussions with my team, I have made the difficult decision to withdraw my presidential bid. My heart left the race when I learned the role would not entitle me to a cash and carry card. Thank you for your support.

I’m not saying pumpkin spiced communion would single-handedly bring the hype back to the Catholic Church, but what I am saying is that it couldn’t hurt

Resurrected the old #GBBO podcast mainly as an outlet for silly little name-based jokes. Have a listen: open.spotify.com/episode/09fX...

Thrice a week I think about this reply when the Irish version of The Traitors was announced

Asked if I wanted a beer I said maybe

Not cutting my hair until they reduce the price of Freddos

Hell yeah I'm a coeliac. Kiss from a rose is such a banger!

Sorry I can’t come to work today I just found out Neven Maguire is a DJ

First Taylor Swift engagement without Fungie. Always the hardest.

Congrats on your ADHD diagnosis

Took a good photo at a festival, instantly became a cult classic

Polyamorous Pocket

Can’t remember the Irish for weather but aimsir it’ll come back to me

Scooby-Doo describing a Frube

Congratulations to the children’s book author for reaching 2nd base

just heard a bully threaten someone with a knuckle panini, the boom is back babyyyy

is the jeremy renner app down for anyone else?

Katy Perry has been spotted on a date with Bertie Ahern

Job hunt getting tragic now tbh

Folks we’re here for a good time, not for a long time

Smiling up at me now brother

“It’s porkin time, squealers”

excuse me?

Fucken grow up Ciara will you

When he dies we should call him Stung

Should’ve called it The Hammburglar

I’m a Foley artist. I only paint pictures of Norma Foley.

A gaeilgeoir said they liked my lawn. I said that means a lot.

Big day today, will respond to emails when I get a chance

Listened to our new series yet? It’s very funny. Among the characters I play are the Blarney stone’s wife and Judy Murray, so a career highlight tbh open.spotify.com/show/23iMznj...

Wimbledone.

Coupla blow-in Freddo justice warriors getting media traction I see. Where were you in the great depression of 2015 tweeting the likes to Taylor Swift begging for her performative activism? www.dailyedge.ie/price-of-fre...

Christian Horner? But I barely know her!

16 years livid they absolutely fucked the name of this

No YOU once applied to work for Jo Malone and ended the cover letter with 'Yours fragrantly, Ciara Knight'

Eleven. He's not even a DJ.