Ciara Knight
@ciara.bsky.social
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Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.instagram.com/knightstagram
Is it just me or is the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Husseinâs hiding place?
about 7 hours ago
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Opened a jar containing a loose egg on the train and created an argument between the couple in front over who farted. Happy Valentineâs Day x
about 17 hours ago
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Wishing a very happy birthday to the stranger whose ID I have memorised until the end of time
1 day ago
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His friends call him Solstice
2 days ago
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Asked my hairdresser if she ever considered entering the Olympics for curling and she earnestly said no so I guess Iâll be having a quick nightcap of bleach before bed tonight x
3 days ago
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Emerald Fennell getting a little too cocky for someone whose name means Green Herb
4 days ago
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Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the tastiest one x
6 days ago
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Confident Iâm the first person in my bloodline to see an indie film at an art house cinema in Hackney while eating turmeric and manuka honey flavoured popcorn
7 days ago
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Her range is unstoppable
8 days ago
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Really hope the movie is bad so my Letterboxd review can be âMore like Wuthering Shitesâ and itâll get two likes but thatâll be enough for me
9 days ago
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Unfortunately bet into
#BeastGames
and have nicknamed one of them Protein Stath Lets Flats
10 days ago
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First moderately deaf member of the PPU without Fungie. Always the hardest.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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I call it Spencer & Marks sometimes just to feel something yes I fear my joie de vivre has left and will never return why you ask
11 days ago
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If you watch it again but itâs not quite as good itâs called Reheated Rivalry
12 days ago
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reposted by
Ciara Knight
Saint Brigid loved a bargain. She was always buying Imbolc.
about 1 year ago
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St Brigidâs Day is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
14 days ago
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Thanks so much for all the kind messages todayâ„ïž Really means a lot. And if you havenât heard yet - yes itâs true. I changed the hoover bag!!
17 days ago
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Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.
18 days ago
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Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer
22 days ago
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So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding
23 days ago
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When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts đ€Ș' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts đ anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x
24 days ago
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Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
25 days ago
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My friend Ăimhear broke her Fimhear đ
26 days ago
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I was part of the catering staff at Brooklyn Beckhamâs wedding and they made us sign NDAs but they expired at midnight so Iâm ready to share what happened: I served Victoria a carbohydrate and she called me a âSilly little famine girlâ then pinched me in the boob.
26 days ago
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Brooklyn Beckham going crazy on the Jeremy Renner app right now
26 days ago
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750th Enoch Burke arrest without Fungie. Always the hardest.
27 days ago
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My purity ring is finally ready đ
27 days ago
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30 days ago
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Forgive me, they were delicious
#TheTraitors
about 1 month ago
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I wouldâve used my meeting with
#TheTraitors
to ask if they think the Tesco Clubcard prices system is fair bcos itâs a racket and we need the numbers to upend it
about 1 month ago
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The itsy bitsy spider suffered from cognitive rigidity and needed help, not mocking by way of a whimsical nursery rhyme. In this essay, I will
about 1 month ago
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Crazy that psychologists can still make a living while mindfulness adult colouring books exist?
about 1 month ago
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Congratulations to my physics teacherâs niece and therefore my close personal friend Jessie Buckley on her Golden Globes win.
about 1 month ago
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Someone from Cork telling you theyâve had a busy day
about 1 month ago
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I wouldâve asked
#TheTraitors
if they were having a nice time and also if they fancied anyone x
about 1 month ago
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No need for a murder tonight bcos Ellie was absolutely buried with the Bland title
#TheTraitors
about 1 month ago
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HR joining the Friday 4pm meeting that was suddenly put in your calendar
#TheTraitors
about 1 month ago
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Just had a nosebleed and my first thought was wow the Stranger Things marketing is good this year
about 1 month ago
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Cardi Bâs full name is
about 1 month ago
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A walnut whip implies the existence of a walnut nae nae
about 1 month ago
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Shroves already in the shops, Christmas is barely over!
about 1 month ago
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Do you think in Marseille they have jumpers that say Waterford
about 1 month ago
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Christmas always the best dinner of the year đ
about 2 months ago
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Merry Christmas all x
about 2 months ago
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First draft of the word âorgyâ
about 2 months ago
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I have eaten the holy infant Forgive me it was so tender But also very mild
about 2 months ago
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Donât know much about aeronautical engineering - is this good?
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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One like and Iâll shout âWE FORGOT KEVINâ on my flight today
about 2 months ago
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What you drinking tonight will I get you a
2 months ago
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Well I thought it was funny
2 months ago
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