Wishing all my Jewish friends and Colleagues a Happy Hanukkah. I know I almost missed it but today I was prepared and dressed appropriately.

Prince of Egypt (1998) v. Ten Commandments (1956) v. Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)

They got the secret lair line on the Epstein files I hope the foil bundle doesn’t sell out

guy who thought of "Wicked" watching Wizard of Oz as a kid: What if the witch and the scarecrow boned

omg they rebranded ice cream

From what I can tell, “The Holly and the Ivy” is a Christmas song where a guy tries to compare two trees and then names two things that are not really trees.

When are we getting the next Hangman vs Jon Moxley match, two barbecue dads throwing down over when the steaks should get flipped?

BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames. All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism. I really feel like this is an untapped market.

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

I didn't watch as much @desertbus.org this year as I normally do, but man I still feel the slow deflation of another year of the bus. What happened last week in american politics? No frickin idea. And that feels fantastic. Can't wait for next year.

My only "woke" opinion is that 90% of the time I am awake, I wish I was asleep. My progressive/leftist opinions are basically just be like Europe. Full on Democratic Socialism. Or Canada, but with more free stuff. And unlike most American pastors, my faith is the very reason for those opinions.

For Halloween I dressed up as Zelda, the main character of the popular video game series: The Legend Of Zelda!

@foldablehuman.bsky.social This Is A Halloween Costume.

A whole week of @foldablehuman.bsky.social @mikeyface.bsky.social AND @graham.loadingreadyrun.com on the same shift???? Am I dreaming......?

If I ever got to travel back in time, my plan would be to carry around a little notebook to look at all the time, because I’ll miss my phone so much.

Nothing’s funny anymore, but “23% of Americans yearn for the White House East Wing to be demolished” is sort of funny.

This month The New Yorker has profiled both Uniqlo and Costco, so that’s 90% of my wardrobe and now I’m just waiting on “Yo La Tengo concert tees”

No Kings includes DraftKings

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

For my pastoring gig. Trump: "I am Jesus." For my pharmacy gig. "There goes the power."

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.

remember it's only fascism if it comes from the fascist region of Europe. Otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism.

@majorityreport.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social Consistently the lamest man in politics. Says nothing of value, does nothing of value. If I were AIPAC I'd want my money back.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.

America hates Spider-Man, but America loves Fleem!

Something about infinite Wheelers?

Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴‍☠️🙂 youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc

I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.

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IMO there are only like 2, maybe 3 good answers to this question. And I'm gonna choose G, but not because of America, bc of Spain and the Carribbean.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

Please, please listen to me: MAGA world has a lot of money to pay "researchers" to trawl niche social media sites like this one, and take posts that will provoke enormous outrage and plaster them across multiple platforms. Please think about what you're posting before you hit "Post"

Very true, though the hockey coverage is still a little thin on the ground.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, alice in chains... Is it a comp album, yea, but it's a comp of non-album 7" singles with the exception of the only song anyone who's heard of them seems to know.

YouTubers in five years: Please remember to subscribe! And leave a comment! And a Like. …and click that little bell! …also turn off Restricted Mode. Keep your account in the Awareness state. Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal. Opt-out of Bio-Sync features. Flay the Skinwitches.

Every Spiderman MTG Commander video thumbnail is gunna be like:

South and North Koreo, separated by the creamilitarized zone.

Just read someone complaining that Jaws (Jaws!) is "flawed" because it has action-adventure beats AND horror beats. Got 'em, game over. No one has ever noticed that before.

Call of Duty: Ghosts – Power, Paranoia, and Orbital Tungsten Rods youtu.be/eKPM7cZORTE

I vote we take a mulligan on Idaho. Just, like, the whole thing.

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.