Oh shit waddup

If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow

Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.

@choochoobear.bsky.social Happy belated birthday! Glad you’re still with us and glad Davan and crew are too 🍰

No, Chewy, I am not going to provide a rating for my dog’s kidney medications. I don’t even know what value that would add.

People gotta people

Poor tigers. Every time we talk about stress and anxiety we say “they’re definitely things we want to have happen when we’re running from tigers”. It’s never lions or bears or moose. Always tigers. My work stress definitely feels like a herd of angry bison heading toward me.

Mine are yelling "Mom! Mom! Hey mom! Mom watch this! Mom! Pets! Mom I need pets!"

Comcast Xfinity: We advertise our Gigabit Ethernet because that's what you'll need to load our homepage!

Attempts to find which channel at the hospital is showing Monday night football have failed due to a lack of Monday 🤦🏻‍♀️

You are out here trying to dodge Last Christmas in Whamageddon… I just lost the contest to avoid the Pennsylvania Lottery Christmas ad. Must really be the season.

Love this book

Thanksgiving is coming.

The witch made him hot chocolate. "They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am." He took a sip. "They say I can overcome any hardship." "Mm," said the witch. "And I can. I do." The witch said nothing. "But I shouldn't have to!" "No." The witch held the hero as he wept. "No, you shouldn't."

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I wrote a thing about my husband: boyertownareaexpression.town.news/g/boyerto…

Don’t cross the Starbucks picket lines www.nocontractnocoffee.org

Can't tell you how many times Waldenbooks would tell us about these expectations... they're unenforceable unless your want your store managers to be micro-managers, and be everywhere at once. Oh, and considering... I wouldn't use Waldenbooks as a good model, y'know?

20/20. Bingo! What do I win? ... more reading glasses?!?

A cystic fibrosis blessing: the next time I see you, may we all be fat, pink, and happy

Finally, someone gives me a GOOD reason to

Nationalize the damn airlines and give us our legroom back

@tkingfisher.com was just reading about Action Park on tumblr and thought “this reads like one of Ursula Vernon’s horror novels” if you need inspiration. ;)

Rockstar Games was pretty revolting to begin with from what I hear but I’m happy to hear the staff are revolting over the revolting behavior of the company

I don’t drink coffee, but if you do, don’t cross the picket lines.

Was reading up on a new Square Enix game and it’s set in the mystical kingdom of what I call the city when I’m drunk

Why exactly does your passport need gender on it anyway? Are we intending to infringe the right to free travel for one of the ‘sexes’? It has a photo, it doesn’t list hair color, religion, or shoe size, because that serves no purpose.

This may be the biggest pinball topper I’ve ever seen on location…1991 Williams Terminator 2: Judgement Day pinball machine. A whopping 15,202 units produced. Designed by Steve Ritchie with art by Doug Watson. Continued… #terminator #terminator2 #arnoldschwarzenegger #t2 #pinball #arcade

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.

What a queen

Next time I get a fundraising text from “Al Franken” or “James Carville” I’m gonna reply with “new party who dis” and a picture of Zohran’s face

The meaning of life is to do better than we did before. Progress powered by love is why we're here.

I can’t wait for the articles—“Democrats won big Tuesday night. Here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.”

If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look on my works and— Where the hell are my works? What do you mean climate change caused increased erosion?

me: time to sign up for healthcare for 2026, I remember when the first year of 'obamacare' happened I paid less than 100 bucks a month for insurance, I bet it's just exactly the same for this year also me, 10 minutes later: jesus CHRIST

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Proud to work with @dylanw.social on The Interconnected. In "Is UX Dead?" he asks the question many of us -- from jr to staff -- are asking. I'm not sure we'd all come up with the same answer Dylan does, but I did, and I suspect more of us will as time goes on. theinterconnected.net/dw/is-ux-dead/

Why is every Democrat not responding like this, truly

If you're looking for a cloud engineer and educator, please consider my friend Morgan. morganlucas.techportfolio.dev

New post up on The Interconnected. It’s about birds. theinterconnected.net/kirabug/t…

Get on board early, friends

Sorry folks for reposting this but someone’s fursuit head ended up at Goodwill. It might have been a fursuit head stolen at TFS? Can we get some reskeets so hopefully someone recognizes it?

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Proud to rally with the @nydnunion.bsky.social today as they fight for what they deserve ✊❤️

We already have a world where we can’t unravel the mysteries of the VA, why would I want it in app form?

Ok who’s letting @seananmcguire.bsky.social write animation now?

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.