Need a bumper sticker that says: Keep Minneapolis, um, ‘interesting.’

Somehow mashed up the lyrics to Take Me To The River and Stormy Weather and now I need to start a band.

exhibit 183193 in "nobody running big corporations has a single fucking clue about selling things" betty crocker shrank their cake boxes instead of raising prices and now a huge % of recipes that use them no longer work. meaning there's no point in buying a mix at all.

I think I’m done reading about the DFL Karen Caucus for a while.

Someday I will retire, relax, and start publishing essays like “Stand and Deliver: a Urinal History”.

Thinking about symbiotic relationships between local restaurants. When I worked in ice cream, we traded milkshakes for pizzas. And our nearby coffee shop swaps morning coffee for evening sandwiches with a neighboring take away.

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At the age where I have to educate both my parents and my kids about Pepe and Kek.

The DSA should have endorsement stickers to update Omar’s DFL signs.

If the Alien show doesn't include Ripley, then I usually side with the aliens. Especially that cute little 👁️🦑.

Hey @jason0x21.bsky.social, they ripped off the logo of the Center for Misdirection Center.

I have a cold. Lots of sinus congestion and coughing. But also, oddly, I am unconsciously leaning heavily leftward in my chair, often noticing I am hunched over the left armrest and facing my monitor at a 30° angle.

Was he wearing a cape?

So, ICE raided the CIA today? That’s a little weird.

Looks like Gus’s Dad is going to run against Mr. MyPillow for governor.

This bans Tinkerbell and Hello Kitty (canonically she's a real girl with cat ears).

Since winter is coming, if you have a radiator system, you want a PLUMBER not a HVAC company. They are usually more experienced with boilers and cheaper. Their first response isn't to swap to a heat pump.

Alarm system sent a dozen alerts today that the WiFi signal had been lost, then found. Checked router app and it says “switching WiFi channels because of radar interference.” So, maybe a speed trap nearby?

I've been collecting my little class action settlements for years and now my wife is getting $3000 from Anthropic.

Trump to begin fiddle lessons on roof of White House.

Not sure I needed an emergency alert that some dude took his pants off at Jacino’s Pizza.

Just got an email from Goodreads titled: "@tkingfisher.com's message for you!" Look, Ursula, if you want to talk, just call me. I'd offer to meet in person, but you're probably harassing a shoebill in Uganda.

Term limit congress. Three terms seems good. Also, the Supreme Court should have a prime number of justices. Personally I favor 13.

Somebody in Tennessee keeps using my email to order food, so I finally had to change their password. No tacos for you tonight, Grant.

In case you haven't been following: This has been up since May, backed by two internationally recognized editors. It has been validated by leading names in global translations. And we can't get to $5000 ... why. $819 more this weekend. I will NOT stop. Please help. ko-fi.com/africantrans...

Adapt Herr und Hund by Thomas Mann, widely considered his worst short story but one of my favorites.

Water pressure in Bancroft seems to be varying over the past two weeks. Anyone else noticed?

Governor Haircut has been awful since he was first appointed to the SF city council. Where is his version of 🎵California Über Alles🎵?

Anyone in south Minneapolis need dirt? Trying to clear a dirt pile from boulevard where I put in native garden. It has some grass, mushrooms, and one squirrel-planted zucchini growing on it. DM for the address, I'm trying to move it all today.

ChatGPT, or as I like to call it, the Darwin-bot...

Shut up, Cracker. Get in the Barrel. is the new ‘OK, Boomer’ for all logo critiques now.

How did we not all know the old Cracker Barrel outline was a pinto bean? I’m OK with the old guy retiring from the logo, but I think they should have kept the bean as a transitional shape. Loving the new slogan “Shut up, Cracker, and get in the Barrel!”

My deepest hope is that, while not getting the endorsement did not have to cost him the race, getting this victory definitely should. Let's make sure Jacob Frey's name is synonymous with stinky baby loser crybaby for the rest of fucking history.

It’s that time of night where I spend 2-3 hours assuring myself that I’m going to bed soon.

State Sen. Jennifer McEwen, DFL-Duluth, said she thinks the party’s decision to revoke the endorsement from Fateh will hurt the party more than it will hurt him… “It really is a kind of betrayal… I worry about people just leaving the party, or I worry about a fissure within the party.”

But are they flying them with gold fringe? Is this a constitutional parade?

Everyone's suggesting it was some kind of hongbao bribe but what if it was actually a minghun tactic? Was Winnie Greco trying to trick Katie Honan into a ghost marriage by hiding the red envelope and forcing her to accept it?

Hoping those were fireworks in Bancroft. Oddly rhythmic.

Not naming names, locals should recognize them. There is a local politician whose mannerisms are EXACTLY like a few people I have known having manic episodes when not taking their medication.

pssst... it's not that fancy, it's just chocolate-covered baklava.

I think I'm gonna call Frey 'Jake' from now on.

Put Venom in Secret Wars, you cowards.

Time for Thomas Nagel to write "What is it like to be A.I.?" Or an LLM fed on a thousand years of philosophy to fake a convincing answer.

Pay attention. In a few months that bust on the left will also be painted gold. And Jackson will probably replace Franklin.

I want a Marvel/DC crossover and I don't want the creator to get any credit or cash. Stormwatch v NextWave

Haven't been paying attention, but Bluesky has said over half the words in the dictionary now. www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

They really hot-glued that gilted styrofoam on the marble mantel didn't they?

I need a suggestions for a very specific vibe. I'd like shows that fall in the space between Midnight Diner and Fishing with John.

Look, if Governor Haircut wants to troll Texas, that's great, more power to him. But I didn't like him as Major, I don't like him as Governor, and I think he would make a terrible President.