When the artist has never, ever seen a human baby but has definitely seen adult women make the fake-smile-pretending-to-listen-good-grief-will-this-NEVER-FUCKING-END face.

back to back bad Super Bowls for Drakes

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

I know how it sounds to be like “the ads this year are making me feel disrespected” but in all seriousness a not insignificant number of these ads feel like they’re coming from corporations who think we’re all stupid dullard sheep and that doesn’t exactly put me in a mood for commerce

My ideal version of America is what I saw Bad Bunny encapsulate: multicultural, multigenerational, queer, empathetic, and full of raucous love.

Remember when conservatives were offended by soda tax and the notion that school lunches could be improved? Now they're like "We are campaigning for healthier food. Why hasn't anyone tried this before? Oh, and no follow-up questions please!"

Bad Bunny finally made it infrastructure week.

Y’all missed it. Kid Rock brought Kyle Rittenhouse out and gave him a piggy back ride!

Ran a 5k in Louisiana today to keep myself accountable for half training. They had FOUR water stations. This is the way. 💦

This is so neat! @meghancarnold.com

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

All of a sudden very excited to see Nine Inch Nails in NOLA tomorrow! I also caught Aussie band Tropical Fuck Storm in a small venue in Santa Cruz this week & you should totally go if they’re hitting your town. Sort of Nick Cave meets Viagra Boys meets Cocteau Twins. #musicsky

in order to save this country we are probably going to have to do things that make rich men sad 😔

Stop saying underage women. They are children.

Sally has 4 bicycles. She gets two more. What does Sally have now?

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

MacKenzie Scott could do the funniest thing right now.

He’s giving Carlos Danger

lmfao

Well the inevitable Burning Man / Epstein / Musk crossover has happened. removekimbal.org

We could have hundreds of mayors like this. Hundreds! We could just choose to be better at any time. There is nothing stopping us from being a better country.

This is one of the most important cases that galvanized Black people in the late 40s through the 1950s. Almost every major Black leader had a comment about it. It is also one of the most successful defense committees that was organized in the 20th century. Almost no one knows about it today.

exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...

worst day for a Nazi in Paris since Darnand

Bonkers that we’re talking about giving the feds more cameras that they control when they’re assaulting observers and reporters with cameras, confiscating phones with video footage, and indeed tackled, beat, then shot and killed a guy who pointed a phone at them to record what they were doing

Perhaps worth recalling some of the decision-making that Ariely has studied.

What a time for student journalism. Students! Start looking up your Board and Senior Admin names in the Epstein files! You're set on content for the rest of the year!

Live your life so that you never have to publish an op-ed in the campus newspaper about your connection with Jeffrey Epstein dukechronicle.com/article/my-c...

I don’t remember all this breathless coverage about quasi-foreigners desecrating the United States’ holiest of holy concussion&advertising spectacles when the Rolling Stones played the Super Bowl half time show.

KAMALA WOULD HAVE CLOSED THE HARRIS-KENNEDY CENTER FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO A LACK OF PERFORMERS ALSO!

I’m so over these left-leaning dudes out here using “polyamory” as an excuse to abuse, gaslight, and prey upon women. 🤬

Honestly when these monsters canceled Calibri I’m surprised they went with Times New Roman and not Gill Sans 🤮

Onwards, America.

San Francisco eyes out

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

What side is this guy on?

Same “liberal” dudes who are gonna defend Chomsky dining with Thiel and Epstein are the same ones who will say Newsom is “our best chance” despite him palling around with Bannon.

Jeffrey Epstein inviting Peter Thiel to a dinner with Noam Chomsky, sure why not.

Jelly Roll makes music for divorced dads who have no custody of their kids

Feel like every time I do a MAD MEN rewatch I cry even harder when Sal gets fired 😭

this is what happens when men don’t use sunscreen

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

if anyone writes eight whole posts getting weirdly defensive about pedophilia i think their hard drive should be checked

Let’s not overstate how much people who visited Epstein were drawn to money, glamour, access to famous people, etc. All of them could get that elsewhere. They were drawn to Epstein because he was an abusive pimp for underage girls, and covered up for their own abuses. That’s what they were after.

Many ppl are willing to give folks who have done terrible things a second chance if they are held accountable and repair damage they caused. But pedophiles and perpetuators of sexual violence are notoriously difficult to rehabilitate. Acting like all offenders are the same is deeply fucked

Pick a fictional character organizing the apparently real March for Billionaires