Name three condiments you would not go to space without Sriracha, gochujaru, and Frank's Red Hot. Honorable mention to Sweet Baby Ray's.

Three jars of Lao Gan Ma

Woohoo!

Wow, and wow again. Clean energy candidates have beaten a concerted campaign by Turning Point USA and captured a board majority at the Salt River Project, Arizona's 2nd-largest utility Lots of us pitched in on this fight, not knowing if a win was possible. It was! www.ariseia.org/news/clean-e...

I am currently regretting my obligations that preclude trying to goad Musk into accepting a duel.

New York heads tell me if I'm wrong but from where I sit it appears that the current budget plan of both Hochul and Menin is to try to force an austerity crash budget on NYC and simply hope one of the greatest political communicators of the 21st century is unable to deflect blame to either of them

Plus side of my boss refusing to do project management: I can "project management" shit I don't want to do until next week, and make it Future Havoc's Problem, fuck that guy amirite?

Tough times often signal that something isn’t working, whether it’s a strategy, a relationship, a career path, or an assumption about how the world operates. A positive mindset allows us to view these signals as valuable data rather than personal indictments.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Me at the time: Yes, but this wasn't a particularly great season and seems a little much. Me now: Yes, they're all fascists and furthermore ICE must be destroyed.

every single day in the United States now has that vibe of when you're in a corporate job and first thing in the morning they announce an all-hands meeting for the end of the day and you just get to dread whatever that might mean all day

Just had a gay c-suite executive argue why companies aren't reflective of the individual workers morality, and that if we had moral objections for one company it's a slippery slope towards endless arguing over whose morality we stick with. All of that is bullshit, and I've never wanted to quit more.

all we need is a hash function that measures the true intent of your soul!

Any Democrat who gets elected? Tax. The. Fucking. Billionaires. Tax every oil company to the brink of collapse. "Until the atmospheric CO2 levels are back to 270 ppm, the tax rate on all oil companies is 90%."

Running the clock down on getting the scan I need done to stay compliant in care and keep my specialist. 200 gets that and the neurologist done so I stay in proper care. Let's get this started!

Yet another reason why I am begging anyone with a Substack to get off the platform. Their funding model requires them to become the walled garden for newsletters, and them pulling this shit (and platforming fascists) makes it clear they cannot be trusted with that power.

Once, I didn't want to play Sabbat but I had some time to kill before a date, so I rolled Scruffy the Janitor, from Futurama. Dude lived for a YEAR as the ghoul of a Lasombra, kept around because his fanatical obsession with cleaning turned him into the fixer the Sabbat needed.

Went and got dinner at a place that does viral stupid food challenge things and this sandwich did not disappoint. Prime rib, long hots, cooper sharp, hot honey, chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, and hot honey, served on garlic bread. A+.

At the present moment I am not interested in anything politically beyond the destruction of the Republican Party as a viable political force. If we don't break the back of the conservative movement nothing else really matters. Whatever good shit you want to do won't happen.

breaking my “no work talk” rule again to say I am actively booking new projects to cover some expenses. I’m a designer/art director with a decade of experience. I’ve made app icons, album covers, brand systems, campaigns, and more. I can make you look like a million bucks. DM me for my portfolio!

I might be the only person on my team who has the faintest clue how to troubleshoot errors with the connection between Outlook and my company's add-in. I am so fucked. I need an adult-ier adult. Or for them to not have fired our Microsoft certified engineer.

FUCKING WHAT?! Well, they just nostalgia'd my money unseen. HoMM III did what it was doing in a way that has been iterated on since, but hasn't had a sea change like III was. My summers in high school and college were devoured by this game, and I love it still.

Trauma winter almost took me out. Now I got a bestseller #TTRPG and counseling school in the fall… but the lights are still flickering. Fix the bike, pay the bills, lemme breathe before school. Help a #disabled indie creator keep making games: thoughtpunks.com/hel...#TTRPG#disabledRT if you’re in the fight 🖤

Just a figure practice, Ms i.33, 1st ward.

Jackson, MS. The parts I visited were churches, suburban sprawl, and the subtle hints that my Yankee liberal ass was not welcome there.

Columbus has some good culture and a damned good Korean restaurant I'm looking forward to eating at again.

Happy Easter

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

OK this is cool. The first time humans have seen the whole Mare Orientale on the far side of the Moon with their own eyes. See flic.kr/p/2s5HA2X 🧪🔭

Welp, forgot to do some shopping until today, only to find out that this continues to be the one day Jesus continues to win over capitalism. I feel conflicted about this.

I'm gonna be sharing this for the next 48 hours or so! If you like my free articles and think that I deserve help with my medical care, I'm trying to earn about $570 more to pay down medical debt (next milestone is $7k). If you can't tip, please quote tweet with a snippet from the article!

Hey #VTM, Rev made a huge vampire game, and it's pretty cool. Check it out: bsky.app/profile/thou...

pllsss if anyone is going today and willing to pick these up 😭 will pay and pay for shipping

This sound like a good time to preach the truth, which shall be for all peoples: Gochujaru goes on everything.

Welp, guess I get to choose to tell my mom she pissed me off enough that I want nothing to do with her, or just accept that she'll just barrel through my life every couple years.

Companies I suspect are using AI screening based on how quickly they rejected my application: Harvey Nash Total Expert Hyperproof Grafana Creative Planning Hencove Conexiant Magnit Global FusionAuth

I am on BlackSky's cryptoanarchy.network, do highly recommend. If you want community, support the folks whose goal is to create community.

Nightmare shit. A prisoner from the George Floyd Uprising has just disappeared from state DOC records after weeks of being held in solitary and having no access to communications.

Mood. My ADHD will make video based social media eat every bit of free time if I ever got into it, so I've consciously avoided non-text socials and set up where I see them to avoid getting overly invested. If this place goes I'm gone, and I might not bother with the next one for a while.

We can go further: Dropkick Murphys have definitely all seen each other naked.

My grandboss is obviously using AI to script her calls with my team and the public praise she gives us. If I gave a shit about what she thinks, I'd be offended.

People are acting like checks are dead, but I had to send out four today.

I'm doing my part, from the emergency discourse supplies: Ketchup is the worst of all red sauces, and should be replaced by gochujaru, sriracha, or anything, really.

Begging TTRPG APs and publishers: Cast & contributors are not speed bumps to throw under the bus. You get heat, don't go "well we have [cast member] + they don't have a problem*". And sensitivity readers aren't shields. You make or endorse a choice? Defend it yourself. Don't play real life games.

This place will feel actually federated when you can poster's bushido into the mods of an instance and not have it change your average posting experience.

I am going to be sharing this for two more days! If you like it, please quote tweet with a section you liked and encourage people to read it! If you like, please tip! I would like to earn about $630 more to pay medical costs. $7k for diabetic care.

I'm still on fire here. P.S. If anyone has advice for transitioning to student insurance in the States (as it would likely kill that big med cost for me), holler. Same with acquiring additional small and microgrants to cover housing & transportation. I haven't hit COA yet, so I can get "refunds".

The ATmosphere, however, is growing.