Gonna repost this every time I think about it.

Ritchie theorists rise up!!!!!!! #WelcomeToDerry

The man who heroically tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi Beach gunmen has been named: The hero’s name is Ahmed al Ahmed, a 43-year-old father of two, who owns a fruit shop.

Hats should have pockets

So “the girl saves the mouse from the trap” has to mean something right? #pluribus

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Welcome to Derry is so much fun and also heartbreaking and makes stranger things look like a bunch of adults doing you’re a good man Charlie Brown at the high school theatre

Look at my perfect snowball ⚪️

CARTOON/RAISIN2.GIF

Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!

Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art

thinking of her today

Okay Taskmaster, time to contact @pftompkins.bsky.social for s21

Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now

pathetic worm says what

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Will never get over how this place is like 1/2 roll deep social media veterans and 1/2 like people who have the commenting style of an Iowa PTA Facebook page.

At least we lost to a team of real gentlemen…. (lol)

I have ZERO good sportsmanship in my body it is on sight Los Angeles

This feels exactly like when trump won

“wait what did will smith just do” — the other person in the room, all across America, for the second time in history

This World Series is the hottest club in New York. It has *everything*

I would have preferred one of those almost home runs have been a home run.

THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE EVER SEEN #BlueJays #Vladdy

An Air Canada flight right now

BO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

National broadcasters suffer from what I call “Poochie Syndrome.” When Ohtani is not on screen, they need to ask “Where’s Ohtani?”

GEORGE. :(

I LOVE WHEN THEY DROP THE BASEBALL

Ohtani is like Bugs Bunny

LODGED BALL MY ASS

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. He gay. #LoveIsBlind

Addison “Rae” Barger 💖✨⚾️

It’s not very good. No one is fun crazy/annoying/smart/evil. All just normal crazy/annoying/smart/evil. I can get that at work, thanks you very much.

I haven’t watched #Survivor this season bc Sage is too annoying.

“Beeves” is an accepted plural of “beef”

Yay my blue jay costume won’t be a complete bummer on Halloween

SPORTSNET. PLEASE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Put that kid on suicide watch

Boooooo lame

Brendon Little looks like he sells milk in 1902

This is what trying to dig out of a grave must feel like

17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.

Are cups thongs?

“It’s… always been 5-5.”

Joe Davis: I love pineapple John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit An actual exchange between them just now

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I love baseball.

Biblically accurate pitch count says: be not afraid