Okay I’ve had this conversation too often recently. We need to bring back canes. Too many people struggling out there. Whatever happened to good ‘ol walking sticks?

The saddest part about AI slop is the revelation of how little most people actually look at the world around them. No appreciation for detail, just fumbling through a world of vague blurry shapes and muffled sounds.

In addition to the other items listed that were not illegal or relevant to his immigration status, at the time of his arrest, Dr. Roberts was also in possesion of a bespoke 3-piece suit, two Masters degrees and a PhD, putting him solidly in the running for coolest motherfucker of all time.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

This dude fucking rules and is one of the truly great YouTube woodworking teachers. Like top 3 IMO.

They should sell just the powder from flavor blasted goldfish and call it “Oops! All Blasted!”

One of the few positive things about the world right now is how comics made it through the Gen X edgelord anti-hero era and are circling back around to camp. We know we're being silly, so let's at least have some fun with it.

It’s a really really high bar, but this might the dumbest thing he’s ever said on mic. Jesus fucking christ.

Blown away by the sheer volume of children’s picture books that aren’t very good.

They should sell just the powder from flavor blasted goldfish and call it “Oops! All Blasted!”

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

One thing I hope goes away someday is the “we’d love your feedback” followup email. My business with you is complete. Please fuck off.

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

kash patel looks like a borrower who just turned around to see you peering at him through a magnifying glass

Hovering between a 6 and an 8 depending on how much sun I got last month. What a time to be alive.

We continue to read fortune cookie fortunes despite not getting a good or interesting fortune…ever?

"It is my view and the view of this administration that parents should be free to decide whether they want their children oppressively strapped into a two-ton vehicle or liberated head-first through the windshield." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

Honestly I’m kind of okay with a noise violation camera if it’s calibrated to well, but this seems like kind of a ripoff for the town. Splitting revenue 60/40? $40k for a mic and cam plugged into a Raspberry Pi w/ a solar panel PLUS $10k for installation? Jeez, I’m in the wrong business.

my favorite thing about going to the doctor is when they spend 5 seconds with you and shrug and then you get to spend a month playing "do I owe a million dollars" roulette every time you get mail

We continue to read fortune cookie fortunes despite not getting a good or interesting fortune…ever?

There’s an enormous amount of stuff in this book I’d like to highlight, but start with: “What emerges as the most elementary insight is that, since we do not now have any ways of making computers wise, we ought not now to give computers tasks that demand wisdom.”

I’m sure MS Teams is great but if you ask me to join a Teams meeting, I’m already coming in a little annoyed. Sorry that’s just how it works.

You know, like warfighters do.

Day 2 of this stupid wildly un-American statement. A year ago, conservatives were outraged at being told what stove they could buy but now sure orange daddy dictate us so hard please, mmmm give us that diiiiiicctatorship

Had a dream where I wasn’t a very good singer. Not bad exactly, just not good

HEADLINE: DHS secretary not familiar with the concept of gloves.

"a challenging economic environment" is a curious way to say "the whims of one particular dipshit"

as far as I can tell, no one actually wants zucchini

Someone started opening credit cards in my name today, and I found their email address in one of the accounts. So after locking everything down I emailed them asking if they could just please stop since that sucks. Fingers crossed?

elon musk’s biggest contribution to humanity is his continuing work in the field of looking like a weird goober

I get the need to update the vintage HDD icon, but overall this flattening and reduction in depth/contrast looks cheap to me. Looks like Linux. If Apple fully cedes the aesthetic high ground, they lose the whole game IMO

the majority of my museum experience is walking up to a portrait and thinking “look at this fucking guy”

Reading feedback cards from a community planning open house where we debuted project branding, seeing lots of variations on "this gives me hope," and now i'm definitely tearing up. It's just dry in here...

7 AM ebay buyer: How much is shipping to NJ? me: shipping to your location is calculated by ebay and shown on the listing. 7 AM ebay buyer: okay how do i make the best offer? There’s no button for “best offer.” me: okay i think i’m just gonna stop you right there...

The longer this goes on, the more I kind of hate that we even have a president. Do we really need one? Couldnt we just elect a cabinet?

My kid has entered a new, stickier phase of toddlerhood. Why is my house suddenly sticky now when it wasn’t before?

What's a film you watch once a year, like it's ritual? #filmsky

It’s finally happening. I’m starting to notice my 2017 iMac chug a bit in modeling software. People thought adding 40gb of RAM was insane overkill for my needs back then.

“To limit mobility into knowledge work” yes dude. We grant mobility only to people who have knowledge. Otherwise it ceases to be “knowledge work”

This is 💯 the worst part about the times we live in. The grift is so frustratingly, obviously stupid.

[Dad-sense tingling]

Just want to give Mamdani a shout out for his campaign’s color palette and typography choices. In a design category with a traditionally very rigid visual vocab, it shows bravery.

I realize this is ageist and I’m saying it anyway. There’s no scenario where a 91 yr-old is the best person for a job, unless the job is being a primary source about life before ww2. I hate that we can’t get rid of this man.

it is extremely rewarding to convince a toddler the correct pronounciation of spaghetti is to say "spah-GET" like super mario while making the 🤌🏽🤌🏽 gesture. this is why we do it folks.

A bunch of modern kids tv has this problem where all the child characters sound the same, presumably because they use actual kid voice actors, and I can’t stand it.

Electric vehicles have their downsides, but I like to imagine a future where my house doesn’t vibrate from the sound of pickup trucks driving by on a road a block away.

“Ope, I’m sorry. That first sentence was just a note I wrote myself in the margin of this report. Forget I said that.”

Oof felt this one in my bones.

The Ms. Rachel “Listen to My Body” potty training song is a legit banger and the cast eats it up.

Hi, I live in Des Moines, IA. Yesterday I stockpiled bottled water on the off chance that our water supply gets shut down for having too much pig shit in it, and my workplace sheltered students fleeing a nearby arena in fear that someone was attacking a high school speech tournament. U-S-A! U-S-A!