"Graham is my name, oysters is my game..."

Bar at Philly airport has played Big Star and Sonic Youth what is going on here!? 😎🎵🎸

Thank fucking god Biden kept the password to the weather machine

The security guard at the door:

LeBron to the Spurs?

The thing they can't say on the broadcast is that a big reason it took so long is their dogshit owner

Knicks in the finals, World Cup in the USA- we're primed for Tom Brady to recreate the O.J. chase in a viral marketing opportunity for Ford?

California is the tallest building

It's a great idea. Or maybe I could put like some AI screwworm lasers on my elbows? Just blast the screwworms with my AI elbow lasers?

The Boogie Cousins penalty @82-0.bsky.social

Guys, Sabonis is a winning player www.82-0.com/share?id=gEe...

ask Claude if it's possible to short an IPO

This is a huge bummer. Strip Law is one of the most literally laugh-out-loud-in-a-room-by-yourself shows in recent memory. Watch it if ya haven't yet. I'm gonna watch all 10 again. Congrats/thanks to Cullen and everyone who made a real gem

Tirico is the GOAT for describing player who beat testicular cancer as having overcome "life's curveballs"

all of the moms in the cul de sac exclusively talking about how they want to "get stuffed by the liberty biberty guy"

OKC is unwatchable. Their entire premise is they won't get called for 70%of their fouls.

harsh

shartmaxxing™

bulletproof vests made out of ballroom

A big ballroom on wheels. That's a good way to do it. Then you could go anywhere and you'd be safe because ballroom.

Happy to explain to your kids why you're a sack of shit

Just saw a fucking Instagram ad where Musk is trying to sell you some AI that will pick winning lottery numbers

Did not know there were still any living Nebo men

Ice cold Kneupps in Charlotte tonight #NBA

The Pope doesn't care enough about the oil depletion allowance

Viktor Orban can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage!

The art of the deal? I say, more like, the art of BALONEY

blasting "Smooth Criminal" so loud at a stoplight in your Mazda

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Haven't thought about the Mitsubishi Lancer in a while

U.S. Attorney for D.C. is a sentient half-smoked Virginia Slim floating in a highball glass

Chicago wind gauge

should be Bobby Sue took the money and RAN

Yo, I can't recommend strongly enough that u watch Strip Law on Netflix. They let me play the maniac pictured here in ep 2 & when I read the insane hilarious script I couldn't wait to see it. Huge congrats to @hellocullen.bsky.social, @kibblesmith.com & everyone involved. Genius funny, fave new show

Kneupp slips

"My god, that's his voice? What does he eat, rotting shark meat and basement yogurt? Oh..."

Collinsworth, absolutely do not say someone has "a little Brett Farve in them"

Gun that shoots RFK Jr diarrhea

Don't tell me the price. Tell me the price point.

Bongino: *nods* "Bovino" Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"

"abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" is the moderate position

Map here of 215 solidarity actions with the Minneapolis General Strike paydayreport.com/donate-to-tr...

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

"Bipartisanship used to mean something to folks in this..

These are the people who are willing to go on the record. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

The only thing me and my friends talk about is Non-fungible tokens

Glacier Bay Toilets World Peace Prize

He's a shoo-in for the Raytheon Peace Prize