Rewatching Battlestar Galactica is great. In 2004 they saw the issues with having every single electronic device networked! Commander Adama would agree with me that there's no reason a stove should be smart and linked to The Cloud.

Rewatching Battlestar Galactica and man was teevee better in the beforetimes.

I have not seen nearly any advertising for it, but holy shit is Apple TV+’s Widows Bay amazing.

I, for one, support Masshole Columbo.

I recognize the problems in having ID-verification for social media but there should be a way to figure out if the person behind an annoying post is 20 years old. Or a man who owns a fedora.

Via Sportsnet

Someone needs to put Jimmy Kimmel and Rosie O'Donnell in a movie together because seriously no two people occupy as much real estate in orange man's head.

When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”

That’s not gonna be great for the xG.

God, it feels good to have our own basketball-playing dog.

I think it's very funny that in Mortal Kombat 3 there's a cop who just brings a gun to the tournament.

Literally all men want to do is earnestly run Morning Glory Orphanage in Okinawa for the rest of their natural lives.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Can't be serving our seamen British food.

I am going to being saying “too controversial for athleisure” for the rest of the day

It just occurred to me that in this addled mad man’s brain Chicago equals violent crime and therefore the Pope from Chicago must be ok with that. He’s a racist lunatic.

I just look at this and see Unit 01 in front of the sun and prepare for the Third Impact. It’s orange juice time.

I hope CVS Bangers 6 is locked and ready to drop the day it happens.

I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that the pope is a fan of the Chicago White Sox.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

“Whitey on the Moon” was written specifically about Ed Baldwin.

The umpires when you challenge their call but they were actually right

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Everyone’s talking about Baby Jane Doe but for me the line reading of the year is all the different ways Sami says “Don Darrell”

Can't say I love the "release bad images from a movie/drive engagement" trend. I know it's just the logical conclusion of "any press is good press" but geeze.

Was not that into Chuck Norris, but when this icon of aughts memes passes I will be very sad.

Genuinely life-changing news. When they set the release date as March 20th I did not consider they might mean 20th March in Australia.

The Iliad is about how you can’t let the opponent’s best player get the matchup they want in crunchtime

In addition to everything else that's excellent about this, he stays on message and doesn't pivot to "So while you're out there enjoying a pint this evening..."

So obviously the idea that introspection is a modern invention is stupid and Marc Andreesen having zero of it is no surprise. But the true psychopathy in this video is the dude who has read 410 biographies of entrepreneurs. I know they're insubstantial but sheeeeeeeesh.

I've seen most of Paul Verhoeven's English-language work and still I was not prepared for just how dumb a declining civilization gets.

Chris is just here so he doesn’t get fined.

Chat is this good?

Going outside, touching grass is unfortunately amazing advice.

None of these words are in the Bible.

*Getting a sample from the RBNY sperm bank* Surely it must be Henry. *9 months later* No! It's Miller!

every day he’s vindicated

i love labor protest and solidarity, but also staying this still during 'gasolina' is terrifying

more people should hesitate to reach out

how do I mute a specific image