Can’t believe that in only three movies Avatar beat the entire Fast & the Furious for number of times someone says “family”

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

Love Actually really was written in that specific five-year period when you could not put your phone on silent.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Katherine Long is a hero for our time.

No, but, like, for real, are all the light switches in the White House freakishly high?

Breaking Dad

They should have the password bars default to showing you what you're typing and let you opt-in to hiding the characters if you want instead of the other way around. Especially if it's freezing out and your fingies are cold.

I call this "The Lying Screen"

They should give Emmys for needle drops.

Jessica Berman about to be visited by three Spirits.

Congrats to YouTube for getting 23 different 4-hour-long remakes of The Last Jedi where Luke uses his ultra-l33t force powers to pew pew the First Order made by the worst people on the internet.

The internet is great now because instead of seeing a cool animal video and being like “hooray! Yay animals!” A majority of my brain is screaming “yeah, that’s probably ai”

After a rewatch, "Wake Up Dead Man" is the best of the Benoit Blanc movies, but "joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer" from the original is the best line in any of them.

Times Microsoft Word's Protected View feature has been useful: Zero My worst nightmare is a Spotify Wrapped-thing at the end of my life telling me how much of my one life on this planet was spent taking the 3-4 seconds each time to move my mouse and click Enable Editing.

Brotherhood of Nod-ass idea.

IT IS TIME 👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♀️

Locked in for The Best Christmas Movie that does not feature Muppets

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Lil Jon is singing “Turn Down for What” on a Toys R Us float, a company that I thought private equity killed. Anyway, god bless America and Happy Thanksgiving.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This might be the platonic form of a Bluesky post.

lmao

Olde Amsterdam Times, 1636: What if the tulip bubble "is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary agricultural economy that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?" Johannes van der Donk writes.

hey @nwslsoccer.com, question who would you say the league is for, and why is that dude up front and center

If Part 2 is behind a paywall, this is the greatest free sample in the history of advertising.

Composing an apology to Netflix’s House of Cards, which I now see was quite subtle and complex with the way it depicted a reporter-politician affair.

So, sort of a… Modern Prometheus?

Let’s go Spirit!

These short corners and short goal kicks are going to kill me.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

🎶I'm Wide Awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn 🎵

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

The charge being, "Assault With A Deli Weapon."

whipped cream heist ca.news.yahoo.com/trailer-load...

Let's check back on this in 27 to 29 days

I just want a pdf of the conference program. I do not want to download an app. I do not want to query the interactive website. I wanted the conference program book but out of respect for the environment I will accept a simple pdf of what the book says.

Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss. ------------------------------------------------ "In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.' Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.' In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"

People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!

It's always weird coming across the word "Merovingian" in real life. Like, no. That's a dude the Wachowskis made up.

A thing that rules about the NFL is after a team screws up we get a shot of the QB looking at an iPad like he’s a toddler having screen time as he tries to figure out how he screwed up.

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

If your website darkens and brings up a pop up, I will never click it. I am searching for that X like it's fucking Waldo and hitting it so fast.

$200,000 seems a lot to pay for a live stream, especially when there's a free one available.

someone left a bunch of Warhammer 40k shit out by the trash around 3213 11th St NW if there are any nerds in DC on furlough looking for something to do