A thing that rules about the NFL is after a team screws up we get a shot of the QB looking at an iPad like he’s a toddler having screen time as he tries to figure out how he screwed up.

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

If your website darkens and brings up a pop up, I will never click it. I am searching for that X like it's fucking Waldo and hitting it so fast.

$200,000 seems a lot to pay for a live stream, especially when there's a free one available.

someone left a bunch of Warhammer 40k shit out by the trash around 3213 11th St NW if there are any nerds in DC on furlough looking for something to do

Me: The entire MAGA project, really all of conservative thought, is predicated on the idea of what if we could be 12 again. Also me: Home from work. TIME TO FIRE UP THE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS REMAKE.

I love having to close a light blue ribbon at the top and then hiding a little pop-up bar every single time I open a pdf to avoid the AI tools Adobe has added like it was a U2 album.

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

The New Yorker Films presents Wallace Shawn and Isaac Chotiner in "My Dinner with Isaac"

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

He didn't do politics the right way, you just had a parasocial relationship to a guy whose podcast you listened to.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

You may find yourself as the cover image for a half-assed trend piece in a British newspaper. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

The American mind cannot comprehend the cheeky sauv b while watching race cars.

The 2026 MLB schedule is out. The current season is about 80% over and the next one doesn't start for another 7 months. #NWSL could never.

In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.

Things like this convince me I would do fine in a Lovecraft story. That I can look at this headline and shrug convinces me I could stare at the eldritch horrors and cyclopean architecture and just say “huh! weird!”

We’ve been rewatching 30 Rock

SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] — The reporter hands you back the bag of Herr's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips, saying she can't accept your bribe. The red envelope inside falls out. 1. - "I make a mistake. I’m so sorry. I don’t know. I don’t understand. I’m so sorry. I feel so bad right now."

Enjoying Alien: Earth so far but cannot get over that if you bleach Timothy Olyphant's hair and eyebrows he becomes Jon Bon Jovi.

I decided to solve the male loneliness epidemic myself by making sure no man can ever get lonely again. my plan? katamari all the lonely men together into one big ball

An occupation of D.C. for the sole purpose of changing the topic from Trump's best pal, the child sex trafficker Jeff Epstein.

Me, being told by the manager that my two hours at Fogo de Chão are up

He lives in a rent-stabilized apartment! That is totally different than a rent-controlled apartment! Rent-controlled apartments are like Fabergé eggs. Theoretically they exist in real life but if you’re hearing about them it’s because the author of a work of fiction needs a handy plot device.

Was there a man with barely-moving lips right beside Vince McMahon when he said this?

Well fuck this. said as a person who took graduate classes in both the Classics and Middle Eastern Studies departments of UofC.

The DC United vs. NYCFC lineup graphic displayed on the new Yankee Stadium jumbotron on August 13, 2015. It was hilariously wrong then and it's still that but with a side of remembering some guys.

Slightly diminish a band: Oates.

Nosferatu (2024) fails in the same place most Dracula adaptations do. After the characters have a discussion and reach a decision about what to do next they do not all then go and write letters to absent characters or in their diaries about the discussion they just had and the decision reached.

The traffic patterns in a free hotel breakfast buffet are the most chaotic things in existence. No Home Depot parking lot or road in Maryland can compete.

Mr. Holland’s Opus (complimentary)

Can’t believe we’re getting Fallout 5 before Elder Scrolls 6.

Ah, there’s the Star Trek equivalent of “Chewie gets a medal.”

Wait, what happened?

Phil Liggett pronounce "Paret-Peintre" challenge: Impossible

Phil Liggett pronounce "Paret-Peintre" challenge: Impossible

Nice colorway but the badge looks like it belongs to REI FC.

Why hasn't the girl who played the picture perfect young Christine Baranski in Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! been in more things? You'd think they could at least use her in Gilded Age.

Trump every day of his entire life.

Has anything illuminating ever been said over team radio at the Tour de France? #tdf2025

It was better when the reason for there being no laws was because you were drinkin' claws rather then because the supreme court says 6-3 that laws might constrain Trump's kingly authority.

@838carlisle.bsky.social, whose national holiday is it today?

Fucking love it here.

Ben Gardner's head in Jaws is still the greatest jump scare in movies.

"A new communication is waiting for you in your online insurance portal"

The limit does not exist. These people know they only have ~15 years left to live and refuse to be inconvenienced for a single second of them. The long term effects don't matter because they won't be around for them. That's their politics.