desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit

I thought I was making bread, but I guess it's actually cake

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

The worse a QB plays, the more godly he becomes. That’s a law of the universe.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Got damn it's snowing

Well I guess I'm not watching this game anymore

i've seen enough. caleb williams fucking rules. there's some in-between stuff that he needs to polish but he has all the makings of a great quarterback.

Was that JJ or 9 who couldn't throw passes on that last drive?

The amount of drops today are crazy

One of the best episodes of TV ever made

Opening of the Bears and Hawks games are inverse of each other

Did my first ever attempt at a layer cake for my fiancé's birthday but realized as I was mixing that it was a recipe for 8 inch pans and I have 9s Because of that, we didn't have enough frosting so it ended up looking like the Homer meme. I'm not upset about it, though, it still tastes great

What makes this even dumber is that Spirit doesn't fly the 737. Their entire fleet are Airbus

Can’t believe this is the 2nd time I’ve had to make this post but try not to let speculation run wild until the NTSB can get involved. I’m sure that won’t stop those in the halls of power from saying dumb shit but…

The Cubs have done nothing to make you believe they're dumping Shota, by all accounts an incredible pitcher and teammate; someone that loved the city of Chicago, for any other reason than they're cheap scumbags. If your first thought this morning is to try and carry water for Ricketts then fuck off.

Bears win!!!

Ben Johnson: “And the game ball goes to … none of you. No one. Everyone get out of my sight until Tuesday.”

LMAOOOO OH MY GOD

Announcers are like “this in unbelievable” and every Bears fan is like “no it is not.”

This is going to be a wild stat sheet on offense

Okay that was a frustrating DOG by Caleb, but man Archuleta is going a bit over the top here

That cheerleader dancing behind Johnson is going to become a meme

🙃

Jake Moody you are a Chicago Bear

Okay I'm buying in on Monongai. He is so much fun to watch downhill

Oof that might be a concussion and not remotely the defenders fault. Just an awkward fall and it looks like the D man even tried to pull up as well

It's refreshing to see a team that's less disciplined than the Bears. That said I'm still getting reflexive stress every time I see one thrown with how bad they've been this year

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

Bears

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

somehow … 1 am returned

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

He clearly had that rehearsed and saved but man it was so bad Get these guys outta here

Jfc what an awful call by Davis what even was that

I need a chode bomb right now

i'll bet there were a lot of Cubs pitchers with eight syllables in their name by the time Harry Caray got to the seventh inning.

Uh oh

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

Domínguez: Steps on first Kiké:

Pages: Makes a game saving catch Kiké:

Is this what 2016 felt like to watch for someone who doesn't have a rooting interest? This is wild