Maybe the people who want AI to take over all the jobs will also make AI customers for those jobs and there can be an entire economy of AI buyers and sellers and then the rest of us can set up a separate economy for actual human people to work and buy things.

Today in Minor League transactions: The Angels promoted LHP Houston Harding to Triple-A. The White Sox promoted C Boston Smith to High-A. Those moves again: Los Angeles sent Houston to Salt Lake. Chicago moved Boston to Winston-Salem.

Jimmy Page gave us all an industry Plant in 1968 and that worked out just fine.

For the record, I pretty much agree with the smart people and disagree with the dumb people on stuff. You can safely assume my opinion is the same as the best opinions available, and because of that you should have like a ton of respect for me.

As we write in the book, a traffic report that says there’s been a crash on the highway that will make you late to work probably means someone has been seriously injured or killed. Most people just don’t want to reckon with that reality.

I'm just going to take a moment to check the score of the Cubs game since I am busy at the moment and can't watch and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL THESE GUYS SUCK

I have a feeling this Cubs team sucks and is terrible and also sucks.

Season no longer saved.

Bregman saved the season!

I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but in my opinion, there's a lot of weird. Too much weird, if I am being totally honest.

Daily Walkoff Cubs #586 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

Welp... time to catch up on the work I ignored yesterday thinking the world was going to end last night.

Banked three pointers shouldn't count.

It's still but I've pretty much given up on the Cubs and I'm ready for football to start again so I can give up on the Bears too early.

Everyone show some goddamn respect

Cade Horton shared some easter thing on his Instagram and I assume that means he's going to return from his injury in 3 days.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

Daily Walkoff Cubs #579 (P) "April Fools!" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

I did something today that was completely out of character and everyone who knows me would be very surprised to hear it but guess what I did not do that thing at all and you have been fooled because today is the first day of April.

There's one small section of Moon Dreams from Birth of the Cool that sounds like one small section of the music playing when Mos Eisley makes its first appearance. Maybe this means Miles Davis is part of Star Wars canon. Or maybe this means I'm a dork.

But we can’t apply this to the 2nd amendment?

Instead of April Fool's Day, we should have April Cool's Day, when everyone should be cool for just one goddamn day. Unfortunately that's not possible for all of the jagoffs out there who are assholes.

If I was rich I would book hotel rooms for an extra night to be able to leave whenever I want that day and not have the check out in the morning.

Cubs lose their opener and this season is obviously going to be a disaster. When do the Bears start training camp? I'm ready for football now.

An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.

When the Cubs strand the lead off man at second to open their season

I checked the game and saw the Cubs had a runner on, then I did some work, then checked again and saw they did not score, but the Nationals did. Such a promising start, and now all is lost and the season is over.

Governor JB Pritzker, welcome to The War on Cars.

It's weird that the Cubs should be a good team with a good offense but they don't really have a leadoff hitter or a cleanup hitter or someone to hit third.

I know people are in disagreement about the "real" opening day because there's just one game tonight but I am excited and will watch the Yankees and Giants tonight unless I feel like watching a move or something.

People should not be emailing me, calling me, or coming to my office to talk to me. I do not like it and I want it to stop.

Daily Walkoff Cubs #571 (P) "Throwbacks" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

Can’t he just sign Kevin Rizzo?

Trey Mancini... Miles Mastrobuoni... John Berti... Michael Conforto... Does Jed think he's required to have a shitty Italian player on the team every year?

Anyone else spending their Saturday morning listening to isolated Bonzo and Jonesy drum and bass tracks on youtube? Just me? OK then.

@pointlessexercise.com @olegkup.bsky.social @praz.bsky.social 1) Didn't Roberto Garza play without an ACL? 2) Yes there are a ton of sox fans in NW Indiana and my Cubs fan family was in the minority growing up there. 3) Yeah I managed to listen to the entire podcast even with the orthodontics stuff.

do you guys like the part of that dave brubeck song where the cool nerd plays his little piano all doo-DEE doo doo doo doo doo-DEE doo doo

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

The troops are going to be pissed

Is the Bears starting secondary next year going to be Johnson, Gordon, Stevenson, Bryant, and a drafted safety? Are we comfortable with that? Are we good with Tyrique starting? THIS IS WHAT I AM CHOOSING TO WORRY ABOUT ON MARCH 13TH

Are we still worried about the sad monkey or has that whole situation been resolved?

If you're a fan of the rock & roll music you need to check out Twisted Teens. Their new album is great.

The "everyone is 12 now" meme strikes again.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I'm happy the Bears didn't make this trade because they need the picks but I would have been happy if they did make the trade too because Crosby is exactly what they need. I guess I'm just a happy guy!