Dr. Oz screaming "Is there a doctor?"

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the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs

Who is watching the kids when they drag this poor woman away? I'm sure there was more than one employee working but that's because more than one employee was needed. I'm sure the kids feel safe see this shit happen.

Ben Johnson: “And the game ball goes to … none of you. No one. Everyone get out of my sight until Tuesday.”

I just made some insane football noises and the dog freaked out and I had to explain that it's ok daddy is happy but she doesn't understand English because she's a dog.

This is the most absurd football game I have ever seen and I've been watching Bears football for more than 40 years.

Announcers are like “this in unbelievable” and every Bears fan is like “no it is not.”

Pretty excited about the bears blowing this game in the next few minutes going to be so cool.

At least the Bears defense is getting some exercise running down the field. A lot of people run for fun and they get to do it at work.

Did the Bengals challenge into a Bears TD? That's something the Bears would do!

According to the commercial the TV guide said the Matlock TV show has new twists and that is the reason to watch.

Another fun Sunday watching bears football!

How the hell did he catch that?

I know nobody wants to hear about anyone's fantasy team but I have Caleb and DJ and that was awesome.

Smart of the bears special teams to get the bears offense on the field right away.

Baseball is over just in time for everyone to focus on the undefeated Chicago Bulls.

If I was a dodgers or blue jays fan this series would have probably killed me about 100 times by now.

Pages: Makes a game saving catch Kiké:

This game is crazy. Baseball. The game of baseball. Also this particular game 7 is crazy.

Oh my God game 7

It didn't even register with me just how young he was at the time because I was in my early 20s but it does now that I'm older than he was when he died. 45 years of Sweetness was not nearly enough.

you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell

england is incapable of providing us a new mr. bean and with the crackdown on immigration the chances of importing a new mr. bean are dangerously slim

I'm really sick of people responding to my emails.

Went to a Mud Hens game this year and he didn't even play. Drove 4 hours to Toledo and didn't get to see Workman. Had to settle for "visiting my wife's family" and my kids got to "see their grandparents". Pretty disappointing.

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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

we have to have a judge tell this psycho that tear gassing a bunch of kids who are trick or treating is bad

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

Fell asleep on the couch watching the game. Woke up surprised to see they're still playing. Can't make myself go to bed because it's the world series but I'm not going to fight to stay awake on the couch either.

If there’s a recession let’s all pledge not to do the stomp clap hey thing again.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

One thing about Brian Kelly is that nobody likes him

It's a good thing I rushed home from the errands I was running this morning to watch the Bears, which is always an enjoyable experience and never a frustrating waste of three hours.

The Bears are going to get their shit together and come back and win this game...is what I'm telling myself. I don't believe me I'm full of shit.

Is anyone else seeing this commercial for eye drops to get rid of eyelid mites on at halftime of the Bears game? Do we really need commercials for eyelid mite medicine? Especially when the commercial is gross and on when people snack during halftime of a football game?

The Bears first half felt like that field goal. Not enough. Fell short. Meh.

My kids usually go to the playground after school on Fridays but couldn't yesterday because of ICE. For their protection and so the woman that runs their daycare & after school care wouldn't have to worry about being abducted. It's so fucked up and infuriating that so many people support it.

it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago. masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets. this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*

why did you send a check for $130,000,000 to "war"

I've been to both of these ballparks. My main memory of Dodger Stadium was all the traffic getting in and out. My main memory of Rogers Centre was watching baseball. I didn't have a car in Toronto, and I have no memory of getting there or leaving, probably because it was so much easier.

Dodger Stadium's parking lot is so big that it could fit an additional 10 Dodger Stadiums. People think that families were displaced out of Chavez Ravine in the 50s in order to build the stadium, but it's technically more accurate to say that they were displaced to build the stadium's parking lots.

Why does everyone give in to this weirdo? I don't get it.

Um... is there anyone near Baltimore that can suit up and help the Bears at corner this week? No Stevenson, no Gordon, and already no Johnson is not good.

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

today we salute the time in 2003 when Joe Smith played basketball in Oakleys 🫡