Do not let Brett Kavanaugh's increasingly reactionary politics distract you from the simpler fact that Brett Kavanaugh is a dullard and a shitty writer whose colleagues all (albeit for different reasons) very obviously have nothing but contempt for him

Once again, Republicans could end this today if they actually wanted to

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

ICYMI: In 24 years, only 77 “illegals” have voted — representing 0.00000764% of total votes… And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...

"The SAVE America Act is voter disenfranchisement masquerading as election security. It compromises voter privacy and would not add any additional security to our elections -- while creating barriers for eligible voters." — Steve Hobbs, Washington Secretary of State

If you live in one of the few states that offer real id (citizenship verified) and you do not have one- now is the time. The DMV’s website should tell you required docs- I needed birth certificate, Ss card etc. it will be good to have sooner rather than later.

I really do not know how those of us who did >not< do coke off a toilet are supposed to survive this.

Same, Lady Gaga. Same.

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Everyone in this country should be outraged that young girls are being treated like trash. Or course there is a lot of that going around…. 😡

I have no problem with making voting more secure but when your motive is to prevent people from voting at all because you fear your preferred candidates will not be elected— then we have. Problem. We need more voices heard - not fewer voices heard.

If you have a ring camera.. why didn’t you yeet it on Sunday?

making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

If it is desirable for humans to live in desolate environment devoid of resources I suggest Antarctica in winter or Death Valley in Summer. The suffering would be as great but the price tag would be significantly less. If we are going go to bring science back there are other priorities.#moonshot

How does it work? Your net worth reaches a certain point & you suddenly want to force yourself on children? So unnatural and so creepy.

Starbucks has not been the same since the mermaid lost her nipples. #starbucks #coffee

His handlers really should have put a shock collar on him before they let him speak at the national prayer breakfast.

Just a reminder. Saying something is true does not make it true.

Yesterday after work I really wanted to do some art & do my PT exercises. Instead i lay in bed and felt nauseated for a few hours then dragged myself into the shower. Also I love my shower chair.

Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by Trump ICE terrorists to distract from the fact that Trump is a pedophile and the entire Republican Party supports a pedophile. #FDT #TrumpIsAPedo

Collective action works. Sustained pressure works. Reminding them who they work for WORKS. @resist.bot @5calls.org make it easy to contact your congressfolk.

"Fear not those without papers, but those without conscience." -- Amanda Gorman

Perhaps Melania will take care of the Trump problem for us now that his stink had rubbed off on her…

This is Minneapolis. Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors. This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

There's no way you can keep funding a federal government who's primary mission is to inflict pain on the population. Every federal agency from McMahon at DoE to RFK shredding HHS and everything in between. Every day we let them stay open is more time we'll need to repair the damage they've done

I never dreamed we would go to war and use execution to keep the Epstein files hidden. Yet, here we are.

I miss Joe.

The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Only TWO DAYS until Jack Smith testifies publicly before Congress. Americans will hear directly about the historic Jan 6 case which led to an indictment of Trump. Smith believes he'd have proven guilt beyond reasonable doubt. Whatever distractions Trump engineers, let's not get distracted from this.

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

Finally a government that takes the fight to America’s to greatest strategic enemies: Denmark and St. Paul

Is there a way I can send a Minnesotan a hug or a pizza or a kitten or something?

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Does he not see that whining about not getting a prize makes him the laughingstock of the planet? I guess being the laughingstock or the country was not enough. well, go big I guess. #nobelpeaceprize

Dissent.

Well call me Fortunato because I need someone to give me a good bottle of wine and wall me up in a quiet, dark basement please

Would you rather have a black woman president or roaming thugs ? Think about it. I’ll wait. #abolishice

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

The current potus really makes you wish we never fought that war of independence.