Isaiah 42 open prison doors let the captives free

uhhh everything else wrong about this aside, the placement of that little cross .....

it's totally Dee Dee Ramone

guys, i love comics

Sorry man it’s not that easy. Trump is the personification of the American dream come true. He’s America’s Id.

Rona, you know better than to trust a rando named Sextape who takes over people's eyes... ... but you also gotta shit

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes] WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus HOT LADY: thats right [she tries to kill John Wick]

o o o o'reilly ass full o' farts

March cums like a lion and urinates like a lamb

my mom went to the bathroom before finishing her breakfast so i hid it in the microwave that's the extent of my April Foolery

Bryon Noem is lucky he wasn't into pet play is all I'm saying

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

i make vegan Sloppy Joes for my parents and i sometimes (never this canned nonsense) Unkempt Joseph for my dad, Disorganized Josephine for my mom, and Filthy Jo for my non-binary ass (mine gets hotted sauce) it's good mess

baseball is stupid

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

Ringing the New Swan Boy dinner bell

“I’m a real cowboy and my main job is to stomp people within their rights of freedom of speech with a giant terrified animal, do you know if they make Punisher masks in horsey size”

Laundry as art [📸 Helga Stentzel]

people finding out a science fiction writer they like has bad and incoherent politics

The official press office of a democratic presidential hopeful is calling his political opponents gay as an insult. Totally unfit behavior. You're gonna get washed.

People are taking unusual measures to the thwart the scourge of AI

owning a bird is so ridiculous "hey, look at that creature flying freely through the sky. i'm gonna put it in a cage."

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

dear reader, i was part of that unfortunate "some"

This is one of the most important issues with the global food system, yet it is often ignored. Put simply, we don't actually grow much *food* in our farms around the world. Instead, we grow grossly inefficient animal feed and biofuels. drawdown.org/news/only-ha...

sounds great i'll just hitch my dad's wheelchair to the back of my bike then ride him 7 miles to his orthopedic appointment

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

chips sold to china founder going to jail oh well

Seeing a lot of people referring to "Cool Rona" in the most recent strips, and, sorry, but IMO Rona was always cool.

We got a DM the other day with a fun request from a local family: Could we find this nice BART train operator who always waved and beeped at this special little rider? And if we found him, could we deliver him a thank you card!?  So we got to work …

celebrating st. patrick's day with veggie sausage and sauerkraut

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

i'd try soliciting help from all the allies i've been alienating and vowing to never help

when people think i'm personally bothered that they eat animals:

i listen to lot of podcasts but i have never watched a podcast and heaven help me i hope i never do

i thought this was about Bam Margera i am also not mad at Bam for not doing more Jackass. that's a young man's game

i slept but i'm still YUKI-posting because y'all don't appreciate how incredible she is

we're anti-war Thoreaus not anti-tax Thoreaus we can do our own laundry and not bomb people to steal their resources

kids these days don't know who Koda Kumi is and that's the root of all our problems

there is no way an Earthly creature could sound as beautiful as YUKI

even this dumbass knows that YUKI is perfect

i need YUKI piped into my brain at all times like Lobo

i love her so much

it's fucking 80° at fucking 10:30 fucking pm in fucking March i fucking hate this fucking shit

my mom and your mom love this show