the worst part of this trend is that it wasn't even aioli (garlic emulsified with oil [traditionally olive]) but mayonnaise (egg emulsified with oil [traditionally whatever]) with random seasoning it is so very American to replace flavor with EGG

leftists want you to believe that everyone with a nazi tattoo is a nazi, but the truth is more complicated than that: everyone who doesn’t mind a nazi tattoo is also a nazi

Yelp Review: i could not ignore the mote in your employee's eye bc there's a sequoia in mine

trying to say "succulent Chinese meal" in an Irish accent and offending 3 cultures

My dad's dog Molly as Molly Parton

Some people have pissed off nazis by calling it a “jazz hands skull”

"Oh, Rutherford" -Cora Crawley to President Hayes

“Wake up! I can see the bottom of my food bowl”

Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.

The Dostoevsky boycott is the only one americans could ever achieve because they were not going to suddenly start reading

stop sharing ai videos for any reason challenge

Laser clinic offers special deal on Harry Potter tattoo removals: ‘Trans rights are human rights’ www.thepinknews.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

whenever i tell people how cashews grow they get weirded out it's weird that they grow on "apples"

TOO LATE

“i was young and dumb and didn’t know it was a nazi tattoo” is completely believable to me but the thing is the nazi tattoo is now old enough to vote. moving on

"soon you'll be as extinct as this bird i'm riding! "which is obviously alive! "so not really extinct at all! "AWRRK! AWRRK!"

"i have a narrow mouthrethra"

Anyway the correct we to be above all of this is “I didn’t like him when I found out he worked for Blackwater”

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

20 years is plenty of time to get rid of a Nazi tattoo

We stand with DC venue workers

a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as a little Ouroboros can have a little Ouroboros as

that these people still claim "titles" is why we need to dust off the guillotines

jughead ass bitch

i respect wrestling more than any other sports because it is honest that they're just there to make a ridiculous spectacle for the fans "it's about athleticism and sportsmanship?" no, you just lack charisma and a sense of fun

Henry 🐕 Adult male American Staffordshire Terrier Adoptable from Friends of Shelter Animals for Cobb County (Marietta, GA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/henry-78839323/ga/marietta/friends-of-shelter-animals-for-cobb-county-ga50/

Honest to God not trying to highroad anyone, but you have to understand that police departments have literal PR/marketing divisions, and that's who they send out to protests when they calculate that they can't get away with cracking heads and tear gassing grannies.

humans are doing amazing things in salad innovations

Chikuwa Sarata-kun is a piece of “chikuwa salad”, a snack from the Hirai bento company, made by stuffing potato salad into a tubular fish cake and deep-frying it. He has a rotating blonde pompadour.

the local PD is offering free cowbells to the community and this is how i learned that my mom does not know Blue Oyster Cult or Christopher Walken and that that doesn't surprise me at all

right, but isn't that libertarianism?

“It’s a libertarian movie” motherfucker it barely had a script what are you talking about. Everyone was zooted out of their minds on cocaine doing bits until someone was too tired to keep shooting that day.

It’s sad that all these distractions (richest man in the world doing Nazi salute, Young Republican leadership praising Hitler, GOP congressman with a swastika flag) are taking the focus off of the real antisemites (college kids protesting genocide)

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

A story in three parts

Crazy that he just wrote “I did this to make the us have a pathological reaction that will bring about its collapse” after 9/11 and then we proceeded to have that reaction

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Everyone always asks Hoobastank, but never How-bastank.

he was wonderful in Sandman and i am a full Jack Gleeson stan now

Two Rich Ghouls

"when we have power we will make the police state dress differently" would be great to have a major political party that cared more about the abuse than the fashion