Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

Sandwich man leaving court

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social

Belt Looks Weird On Child

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They're the same picture.

@aoc.bsky.social you should absolutely primary Schumer. I will volunteer to bake treats and make the coffee for your campaign even if it complicates my life severely but this guy is really doing a terrible job

when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

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We used to be able to build egg golems out of our abundant eggs, Trump took that away from us

EGGS

I'm an innkeeper in a video game. We have three rooms, they're always vacant, and this is a sustainable business. Good day to you.

Bing Crosby: I'll be home for Christmas Me: Awesome can't wait!! Bing: I'll be home for Christmas Me: haha yeah excited to see you Bing: I'll be home for Christmas Me: yep got it Bing: Maybe just in my dreams Me: wtf dude

BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES THIS IS A SKI RESORT LACERATION ITS BLEEDING OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING

(Doing kata near your girlfriend) Hup! Ha! Sha! TSS! Hup!

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

the servers are rejecting bad posts to conserve energy and bandwidth, so everyone post better please

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

There’s a war on for your mind.

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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

bluesky was made for one purpose to put on the musical that will save america

WE MUST KEEP BLUESKY WEIRD

#OtherNewXTerms 🤣 is now normal and cool, 😂 is cringe and banned

HURRICAM XXIV is live. youtu.be/2RANbURLTKU