There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were: Black Baptist Churches A Mosque A small Appalachian church

Amazing how different Sean Bean looks in real life to the movies (A joke that I accept will baffle many)

Me: Ooh, what about a philosophy-themed Mamdani generator meme? Skynet:

It’s one of his many appalling quirks that he hates dogs because dogs are loyal and care about those they are linked to.

I'd say "because dogs are well known for cracking?" but I remembered he's been hanging around with Bobby Jr. and Kristi Noem and I don't want to think about the possibilities.

Siri, who is the last fucking person in the whole world who should be lecturing others about road safety? road.cc/content/news...

"Why don't you go to bed, Usha? It's been a long day, I'll be up later."

"The fast twitching feet of the hooker" could be a 70s French film

One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.

I think drawing swastikas on a Jewish day school is bad and whoever did it should be punished to the full extent of the law regardless of the direction from which they are trying to terrify Jews

When you are desperately hoping that's a gun in Rod Dreher's pocket.

According to the video, this woman was reporting sexual abuse in Riverside Court House & was accosted by ICE. What if she were your daughter, sister, mother or wife? How does this #ICELawlessness make us safer? Share this video & Call your Congressional rep at 202-224-3121 🧵

just learned that the scale used to measure skin-cancer risk by skin colour is called the "Fitzpatrick Scale" Not very subtle. Why not just call it the Darby O'Grill Scale and be done with it

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

My main life goal from this day forward is to never ever be closer than 1000 miles away from this thing

Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine

Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response

i loved the novel "a pack of uniformly terrible complete fucking idiots invented the torment nexus" until i realised there wasn't enough female representation

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If you’re gonna cave, cave strong. www.offmessage.net/p/are-we-hea...

I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

Immergut ist immer gut!

BREAKING: Following trial, Judge Karin Immergut, a Trump appointee, finds that Trump did not properly invoke federal law to call up the National Guard and "permanently enjoins Defendants’ orders to deploy federalized members of the National Guard to Oregon."

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Could be worse. She has no friends by choice, her sons have no friends because their Mum is a c*nt.

I feel like I could live with the brass neck - it is the seemingly successful way that he and others have brainwashed themselves into thinking “our crumbling justice system” has an explanation beyond “we didn’t spend enough money on it” that I can’t stand.

Cop watching it happen and telling horrified onlookers to back up while the Feds kidnap a baby from a seizing man. Keeping names I hope for when this is over.

"biological pronouns" lmfao seriously?

GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATION TIPS: 1. Make sure to apply to programs strong in the subfield of philosophy of AI you want to work in. 2. The writing sample is key. Make sure it is on philosophy of AI. 3. Ask profs who gave you good grades in your philosophy of AI courses for recommendations.

The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

Everybody responsible belongs in the Hague.

me at the end of class: here's a little speculative exercises; imagine you wake up from cryosleep in 2085. what's the kind of tech-society r/ship you'd like to see around you? students: no AI I honestly think students' views are missing from the 'should AI be integrated in classrooms' discussion

New zoom background just dropped. You're welcome.

The Trump regime doesn't want you to know this, but you can literally just throw sandwiches at them. I've thrown 458 sandwiches at federal agents

Elon Musk is not set to become the world's first trillionaire because this pay package has a bunch of preconditions he will never meet. The 600,000 people he killed are dead for real, though.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

sort of an interesting illustration of Venn diagram of "objectively terrible life decision no one should emulate" and "act of principled heroism" is not two separate circles

hey check it out, i stole this from god

FIFA Peace Prize? The man deserves the UCI Peace Prize. No, damn it. The *World Rugby* Peace Prize.

I am personally disgusted by this and would like to be on record that if I were presented with this set of facts, I would absolutely vote to convict per the judge's instructions. The law is the law, and I have as little right to ignore that as a hypothetical prosecutor has reason to strike me.

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

Here’s the article the Vice President is upset about. Make sure you don’t read it and share it or you’ll incur his wrath.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Jury hilarification.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

If I came to and saw Oz, Bobby Jr. and Marty Makary standing over me, I would close my eyes and go back towards the light. Also, Bobby was clearly running away from the miasma cloud.