Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

tbh until recently i thought dan and phil were brothers so this week has been particularly confusing for me

really suspicious that all these coriander haters seem to know the exact taste of soap

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

immediate, inherent distrust of any cafe that describes themselves as selling “coffee and good vibes”

Pre-orders available today! yyate - Société oblique @swoopandcross.bsky.social - On the Grounds of Indecency perceptualtapes.bandcamp.com

Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

everyone’s always on about bluesky reply guys, but let me tell you, letterboxd reply guys are far more insidious

@normanrecords.com have included Frailty by Andrew Lang (@ondro.bsky.social) in their weekly sale. Get your copy here: www.normanrecords.com/records/2059...

mom says it’s my turn on the gom jabbar

Romeo: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Neil deGrasse Tyson, in the audience: NO

i have no idea why, for some reason the australian vhs releases of mr bean had sections where mr bean would look into your eyes and tell you to buy his other videos youtu.be/Ui4RQ72QYDI

she be twinning on my peaks till i <redacted>

honestly i love a vhs trailer. makes mikey and nicky look like a dude cinema crime flick instead of, ya know, a small intimate film about disintegrating friendships www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOST...

this is kinda niche but i would really like it if bandcamp notified you when an artist adds new tracks to an album you've already purchased. discovered today that this wonderful zake & pioulard record had some new tracks added for a new vinyl edition pioulard.bandcamp.com/album/eve

Love the Mel Brooks/David Lynch friendship so much

~average bsky interaction~ me: just had soup for lunch l l l @random.59yearold: they called coney island the playground of the world. there was no place like it! in the whole world, like coney island when I was a youngster. no place in the world like it, it was so fabulous. now it’s shrunk dow

harold and maude cinematic universe

A little-known fact about the TV show “Seinfeld” is that lead character Jerry Seinfeld was based on show creator Larry David, and the character George Costanza was based on David’s real-life friend Jerry Seinfeld

this is the entire article

These people are your enemies

sometimes i think about getting back into vinyl and then i look at the price of buying a record and shipping it to australia and it makes me want to eat grass

silliest part of all the star wars movies is that they keep doing the wipes. makes them all look like powerpoint presentations

reading cinemas? yeah, i like subtitles too i guess

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

every season of next level chef I'm like "this is it, I'm not watching any more after this season" then six months later it's sounding pretty good again. constantly luring me back to the rocks

watching a patreon-only youtube video on a tv has to be one of the suckiest experiences around

think i can finally say with a fair amount of confidence that kramer is the least funny character on seinfeld

vivaldi cinematic universe

the best cold brew in the world isn’t scraping the shoes of even the most mediocre iced coffee

tbf those mobile games where you shoot waves of little army guys and get upgrades do look pretty fun. i think i’d find them enriching

Executive threatening to cancel White Lotus: Cut Mike White into pieces, This is his last resort

things might be going bad for you right now, but just be thankful you’ve never had to represent the uk in eurovision

least favourite comment on coffee youtube has to be “me, watching this while drinking instant”. shut up dude. you’re not special

Here’s a few albums I loved this year. Thanks to everyone who listened to a record, came to a show, or said hello. It’s been a lovely year and I’m looking forward to the next. xx

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

"if i had a brain i'd be dangerous" has to be one of my all-timer phrases. insane mum vibes

think my day to day problems can generally be solved by an almond croissant and an iced latte

SIMPLY HAVING A

wicked was fine but it would have been better with muppets. miss piggy as glinda, obvs. kermit as elephaba (bc green) fozzie as boq jonathan bailey is still fiyero

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

that Phoenix album called Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix? baffling. the first two tracks are called Lisztomania and 1901. pick an era, lads

“see you next year” haha well what if you don’t? what if i just disappear forever? are these the last words you want to say to me?

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

airplane👍

I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.

love a featuring track where you absolutely cannot tell that the featuring artist is there at all. no notes (because the featuring artist doesn’t have any)