just dreamt that vending machines like this were everywhere

Retro Studios 2026: "we've been having so much fun working on our MP4 dlc where you play as Sylux that we've decided to spin it out into its own game" Years pass without any Sylux news. A whole genre of "syluxposting" springs up online about the seemingly vaporware sequel starring Sylux

i wish we lived in a world where you could safely download games off the internet and run them with carefree bliss

i hate the runback from my home to my workplace

reverse accessibility: make games that can only be played by people with cybernetic enhancements

i wonder if posting a youtube video of your entire game counts as accessibility. because you’re not really “accessing” the same experience. but i guess that’s a lot of accessibility features

if you're bad at eating guys you can watch this instead to consume men vicariously www.youtube.com/watch?v=kINV...

itch has been down so much today… no one can eat the guy…

miomancer.itch.io/eat-the-guy a dining experience for all to enjoy :)

i'm getting close to finishing a game i've been working on and i really hope that itch's issues are resolved before it's finished

my pet peeve is when games don't have a master volume slider. i want to maintain the ratio between sfx and bgm! i just need it quieter sometimes!

i wish bluesky saved drafts. i miss that about twitter, i used to look through all the ideas that i decided were too stupid to post and laugh

it sucks that there have been issues with itch lately. i haven't really been following closely so i can't say if they're in the wrong or anything, but it's really scary because it's like youtube where there's no real alternative to the service it provides/it's an archive that would suck to lose

i watched the entire nintendo direct and forgot almost all of it except the virtual boy labo VR and danganronpa 2x2

advance wars fans make me sick. why would you ever want to advance wars????

Americans always remember the date because we never forget 9/11 and instinctively know how many days away 9/11 is

miomancer.itch.io/super-eat-th... eat the guy

i like how discord added a feature that lets you put a short tag next to your name to signal to everyone that you use discord way too much

still mad about youtube removing visible like/dislike ratio, the most useful measure of whether a video guide is worth my time

i just realized that kirby and toad have the same eyes. maybe kirby lore video creators and mario lore blog posters can join forces to solve this riddle

if you’ve already eaten a guy you can try this puzzle game that barely anyone has beaten miomancer.itch.io/kaleidoscope

i think “Super Eat the Guy” was the first time i came up with a title then came up with a game that fit it

miomancer.itch.io/super-eat-th... eat the guy

making one of the assets for a game im working on and this is by far the weirdest workflow i've had for making sprite frames. remember this when i post the game and you'll go "ohhhhhHHHHhhhh"

i’m like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf when there’s a full moon i start posting a lot when discord is down

i wish it were easier to get myself to play games more. a lot of people have made a lot of cool games and i want to experience more of them

guy who makes a group chat every time he wants to tell multiple people the same information

discord going down every once in a while is god’s punishment for making discord servers for things that should be Web Sites

discord is down so i’m just going to respond to my dms here, publicly. to my friend who sent me a meme: epic meme!

putting my heart and soul into making passionslop

gonna try to get people to start calling commercial games “budgetslop”

trivial pursuit? no thanks i don’t play factslop

my friend just asked me "so love2d doesn't even handle collisions for you? what does it even provide then? aren't you just raw dogging lua?" and honestly idk how to answer that. i'm enjoying it a lot, though!

i wasn’t making this up btw

i feel like if an indie dev had made tower of druaga and put it on steam today, Gamers would say "no, you aren't allowed to do that" then kill them.

reminder that the tower of druaga is one of my favourite video games, i 1cced it and made a detailed commentary video youtu.be/Aq8xfDVCz3Q

is silksong any good? i haven't finished hollow knight yet

there’s a bug with NVIDIA graphics cards in godot that breaks subviewports in viewport stretch mode and the devs pretty much said “sorry not our job to fix NVIDIA’s issue”, which is a pretty lame response because 1) NVIDIA is never going to fix this and 2) it affects EVERY NVIDIA CARD

ikaruga if they weren't cowards #gamedev

i want to make a song with synthv teto but nowhere near enough to pay for synthv + teto

fun fact: the title screen of touhou double spoiler misspells its title as “double spoier” so i always call it that

heh, you still watch Disney Channel? grow up and watch Disney XD

i made a game where the “water” level is based on how full the ISS piss tank is in real time miomancer.itch.io/impossible-s...

catholic arcade with sin redemption games

fun fact: the New Nintendo 3DS is capable of reading data from amusement IC cards (the cards you use to play most rhythm games in arcades) because they use FeliCa. i made a homebrew program to do this and now i know the Card ID of my custom card (that doesn't actually have a number printed on it)

i started playing Wacca, this game is so fun! highly recommend if you have one nearby. i played for 5 hours straight last night because no one else was there lol

when i was younger i thought indie games were games from india

miomancer.itch.io/kaleidoscope i made a very small game for you to enjoy

if you ever feel ashamed of yourself you can always just add “(parody)” to your username so people will think you’re lampooning

one of these days im gonna forget to include alt text but thankfully i have a katana hanging on my wall ready to correct gods mistake