pokemon gen 10 prediction: regional unown variant whose gimmick is that they learn every move that starts with their letter. it’s based on the language of your save file, so in a japanese save they can’t learn any moves because japanese moves don’t use the latin alphabet

pokemon gen 10 leak: there will be over 100 new pokemon, but most of them will be part of a new 100-stage centipede evolution line. each level they evolve and gain one leg

they should call pepper spray “peeper spray” because you spray it into people’s eyes, not peppers

i lust you lust we all lust for bread crust

i used to be able to find Web Sites and Images on google. now it is a joke

there’s not enough holy water in the world for me (dies of holy thirst)

if you are thinking about ever just do not

why would radiohead call himself a creep? doesn’t he… doesn’t he know what that means? 😳😳😳

i eat soup with a KNIFE because im really bad at making SOUP

youtube 20 years from now : We Created a Human with AI Generated Organs Voted for by Viewers

20 years from now bananas will come with a digital companion app to aid you through the journey of eating a banana

There are two wolves inside you. Don’t panic — they are still in their larval form.

musical group called “Peel’d Grapez” where every member is a giant floating eyeball

they shouldn’t have mirrors in cars. it’s hard enough driving without being distracted by parallel universes

chat should i buy the dip

v-tubers when they catch v-tuberculosis

pokemon gen 10 leak 1) new pokemon based on a paper crane - Origamimic (has a much more clever name in japanese) 2) you fight a trainer who breaks the “only 6 pokemon” rule and has 1000 of them

for my first wish: i wish i had more money than cells in my body

it’s so easy to come up with slogans, idk how people get paid so much for that. “Every day is a special day, when you’re eating ice cream cone” 1 billion dollars please

(setting myself up to be the most disappointed pokemon fan) i really hope they finally distribute the azure flute tomorrow

pokemon gen 10 predictions: -new region based on texas -regional variant of arceus where he’s a more realistic horse -battle gimmick: you ride your pokemon and encourage them to fight with a new key item called Obedience Spurs

i just need a 1920s businessman gf who likes my moxie and takes me under his wing

anime girls don’t exist in the real world. they were poached to extinction so people could make those mousepads with 3D boobs built in

miomancer.itch.io/impossible-s... oh yeah i made a game where the water level is tied to the ISS Piss Level in real time, you can play it for free in your browser

i have only watched the first eight episodes of cardcaptor sakura and i already love it #pixelart

i had to make this easier because it took my friend over an hour just to get past this room #gamedev

(lightbulb appears above my head) if i show half the cool surprises of the game i'm working on, i can leave enough hidden that even someone who sees every post would still enjoy the game, and most people won't see every post anyway so it's not much of a sacrifice

it's really funny that the lesson the games industry learned from the success of fromsoft was not "we should use friction as a tool instead of shaving all the edges off until there's nothing left to give our games an identity" but instead "we should make games that look like dark souls"

if you had the choice of $500,000 or the opportunity to use Lelouch's Geass on Jay-Z, you should always choose Jay-Z. worst case scenario you can just use it to make him give you all his money (which would be a MUCH higher sum). honestly i have no idea why people struggle so much with this

the catch-22 of making games with cool surprises is that if you post about the cool surprise it stops being a surprise, but if you don’t then people won’t know there’s something worth experiencing

from my point of view, it is sonic who is too fast

ok matrix is pretty cool actually. it doesn't have the venture capital-fueled features of discord but it seems pretty usable? a good alternative to smallish servers probably

discord is dead hop on spire. get on meetplace. join my rumpus guild, i sent you the invite on ballpitt

i really like the art style of gen 4 pokemon sprites. particularly how the outlines are shaded black at the bottom but are colored/lighter toward the light source. i wish pokemon had remained 2D

Oops I'm running a game jam! Make an RPG using pre-made maps; figure out how to give it your own spin without changing any of the tiles. Feel free to join in on the fun! itch.io/jam/cookie-c...

you’re not just a pac-boy anymore (opening theme song starts playing) from now on, you are a PAC-MAN!!! (lyrics kick in)

Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. 2 Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario Bros. 4: Super Mario World Super Mario World (Super Mario Bros. 4) 2: Yoshi's Island Yoshi's Island DS (this is basically the Sonic CD of Super Mario Bros.) Yoshi's New Island (or as I like to call it, Super Mario Bros 4 3)

i usually make games on the harder side because they're centered around some kind of Challenge, and making that challenge too easy would make the game pointless. but games don't have to be centered around a Challenge - that's just the kinds of games i found easy to finish making

99% of coworking stream watchers quit before they get any real work done

looking at my itch page feels like looking in the mirror and not recognizing myself. mostly because the games that end up on there are the ones that stayed small enough to finish within a month or less, so it self-selects for a certain type of game

i made a mastodon account im officially a cool kid mastodon.social/@miomancer

People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups. Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight. #megaman #pixelart #ドット絵

this week i decided to make myself a new IDE code editor inside of mobOS to help me continue making the game at a faster rate. im at the point where im coding the code editor inside of itself inside of my fake os game #gamedev #gamemaker #indiedev

i’ve always wanted to make a discord server focused on discussing cool games we find on itch or whatever with a sort of book club feel, but it sucks that i can’t because that’s how people get hacked :(

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gamedev while working a full time job feels like a “spend less on candles” situation. i’ve barely been able to release a tiny game every few months, forced to dream of making more substantial ones for a living

video games are an unfortunate byproduct of gamedev

kind of crazy that by combing a bullet with a train we created something that can cover both bases

lucky charms really taste like you’re eating a leprechaun but i understand why they didn’t market it that way