serial experiments lain intro voice: monkey see… monkey do! ahahahahahahahaha

Party Rock Anthem ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock -LMFAO a haiku

Dante’s “Divine Comedy” is an isekai because the MC dies and is sent to another world (hell)

why would anyone pay hundreds of dollars for DAWs when you can get Neko Machine for ONE medal in Rhythm Tengoku

patiently awaiting the next broadcast of Deltarune for the Satellaview

new worst name just dropped: Mitchard

even if you missed your chance to Pokemon Go to the polls, you can still have a huge Genshin Impact on your local community by helping Cookie Run events to support those in need

wild that they declassified ned's school survival guide before the epstein files

reader wiiware... you're in for a scare...

they say anubis weights your heart against a feather when you die and that's true but also your bumper stickers factor into it kind of a lot

liking the first post of a thread is like giving a gentle kiss. liking each post of a thread is like when someone kiss you and kiss you and kiss you and kiss you and kiss

every human on earth has a net worth of < $1 per cell

my grandfather after i’ve spent the evening explaining elden ring lore: oh, so this “Night of the Black Knifes” is their January 6th?

This is the story of a baby who was born in a... NoidManger

american guy who doesn’t vote because he doesn’t want to get spoiled on who the next president might be

i like adventure time way more than daylight saving time

mouse fursuit, extra small, never worn

toby fox should make a green day parody album called "japanese idiom"

ryuk: shinigami can also grant you the power to fly for the price of your bilateral symmetry light: ha, what’s the point of creating a utopia if i can’t rule it as a bilaterally symmetric life form? ryuk: hyuk hyuk hyuk… humans… are interesting

ok guys we need to split you into four teams today so it’s Shirts and Skins and Snakes and Scars

guy who thinks Disney is named after Disney Duck and not the other way around

concept: spirit halloween sim (you can only play in october maybe late september as well)

#GodotEngine 4.7 is here! 🎉 Like a cult classic movie, Godot 4 has only gotten better with age; the 4.7 Director's Cut offers colors of never-before-reached intensity, helming a bevy of new features to eliminate any remaining friction between you and your vision! godotengine.org/releases/4.7/

nintendo: we will not allow wapeach nintendo: here’s elephant mario. he says “wowie zowie”

SCP idea: guy who makes it so when people die they go to hell no matter what as long as he’s awake

they should have made the ocarina of time remake work like parappa the rapper and called it “Ocarina of Rhyme”

if you really “respect” your characters you shouldn’t “respec” your characters #PSA #RPGs #JustStartANewSave

lenticular fake ID so people can get into bars or whatever at one angle but also use it as their normal ID from the other angle

location slogan idea: "The place to be, the place to go~"

if i were trapped in a persona 4 tv world dungeon i would simply not say “you’re not me” to my evil shadow clone who’s exactly like me except they’re more upfront about how they think the fairy from fairly oddparents is hot objectively and just not in-universe

guy who is careful to clarify that’s he’s talking about the fairy from fairly oddparents who’s SUPPOSED to be hot, by design, but he’s not personally attracted to

“My Gym Partner’s a Monkey” ripoff about a very sick elderly man who gets sent back to high school because he Ship of Theseus’d himself over the course of many surgeries and his oldest organ is 15 years old

Poison Reddit Gold: Looks like Reddit Gold, but if you accept it your account gets deleted.

i should announce each chapter of “Eat teh Guy” via Nintendo Directs

hey sorry things have been awkward between us since last time, i was having a beach episode. i know that’s not an excuse but i want you to know that the excessive fanservice and freeze frames of splashing water at each other wasn’t your fault. i would have smashed a big watermelon either way

sorry everyone, i've just been having a coyote time. i'll be fine in a few frames

Introducing "Yummy Money" - Cash you can EAT

kids, your father is “going ghost” like danny phantom but he’s not coming back from the ghost zone

they should make real life more like yume nikki. i don't think it would hurt at least and if anything it would probably be way better

i wish every game dev a very ⚠Invalid Handle day

i materialized this for all of you by just finishing shimeji simulation the day before this was announced

「階層都市断片集」が2026年6月26日から連載開始です 少女終末旅行 と シメジシミュレーション に続く つくみず さんの新作です 少女終末旅行の前日譚ですね

technically the joker is a comic con

they should remake the disney movies as dogme 95 films

wearing a tee-shirt that says “i pushed through the wrist pain and all i got was more wrist pain”

“spittle” might be the most revolting word to me because it takes something gross and tries to make it sound cute, like a pokemon. i hate that it works

Spendin’ to the Tendon Point to the Joint Lull to the Skull

how did they get a studio recording of “Bad to the Bone”? i would not be able to keep a straight face if i had to sing that for a job

Santa: God of Elves and Presents Satan: God of Imps and Devils Staan: God of Beers and Stepdads Aants: God of Ants and Aardvarks