Keanu Reeves is 60 and looks like Carr’s nephew.

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

Please read this book. bookshop.org/p/books/one-...

Bodega ramps are all over New York City. The humble, concrete blobs ease entry into delis and other stores — and affirm the civic compact. nyti.ms/3UnFivI

I will not be at SDCC because I went to high school in San Diego and it is beriddled with my enemies

This was basically The Force Awakens.

Here are my picks for the next James Bond: @davechen.bsky.social , @devindra.bsky.social and @jeffcannata.bsky.social .

You either die a hero or live long enough to become Phil Spencer

didn’t think i’d be typing out the phrase “zombie hog” in the year 2025, but here we are…

Outside of the obvious tech stuff, I can't believe the only thing fictional in Andor is the idea of senators calling out fascism and genocide.

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

“Wrestling is better than the things you like.” -John Oliver 🤼

Classic abuser move: create a crisis and then position yourself as its solution. After the abuser “solves” the crisis, he will expect gratitude and adoration.

@ohheyitsjeffm.bsky.social @yozetty.bsky.social @gameinformer.com @minnmax.bsky.social @kylehilliard.bsky.social @leovader.com @jacobgeller.com Wow, this guy is truly a douche.

This will never be not funny to me

Can they fucking stop? This isn’t helping.

What?

We were pleased to see that the Pentagon has restored web pages detailing the contributions and achievements of the #NavajoCodeTalkers on Wednesday after being unjustly removed from the military site earlier this week. (1/3) Read more here: apnews.com/article/nava...

New episode just dropped on Webtoons! Read it early: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ne...

Christ

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

if you've ever wondered why i go on about ADHD a lot, this is a huge part of it. airing a struggle makes it easier for other people also struggling and not really understanding why, so early on i decided to just let it be a feature of my life, because being lonely with it is the worst.

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

They should invent an economy where doing good things is profitable and doing bad things is not profitable

Plus @sanders.senate.gov

Chuck Schumer right now:

The Mount Rushmore of Bad Asses: Katherine Hepburn, Luke Skywalker, Donatello (TMNT), and @yozetty.bsky.social.

INSANE

you guys ever just think about Policenauts Meryl?

Really starting to feel like the Oscars have become the film geeks running the asylum in the best possible way. The safe movies just didn't really win this year. It was outsider art all over the place. Can't be mad about that.

@barryunderyourbed.bsky.social says “fuck ICE, baby”.

Entering my Lightspeed LA era.

Dogman and a fan.

Same pic. (Special thanks to Politics Joe). #elonmusk #donaldtrump

Maybe Kendrick Lamar has shown us the way forward. Make spectacles of joyous dissing. Constant outbreaks of dazzling disrespect. Taunting. Ridicule. Every hour, every day. To their faces.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Enjoy.

Here you go.

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth! Let's all remember that it is important not only to recognize, watch, and celebrate black artists, writers, actors, and figures from the past, but continue to support and champion new, diverse voices today and in the future.

Remember when the X-Files aired and the worst thing the government was guilty of was hiding proof that aliens exist?

they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.

It would be a real darn shame if it rained when He visits the burn areas here in LA and got caught in a sudden mudslide... A real damn shame...

Remember…

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

This may be an accurate trajectory.

I just asked to use the bathroom in this hair salon and she said it’s down the hall and the key code is 1215. I said without even thinking “right on, Magna Carta, thanks.” Anyway another fact about me is that mysteriously no one ever asked me out in high school

Man, it’s a golden age to be a moron. Must feel so good to be dumb as bricks rn. Everything and everyone is catering to your stupid ass. You’re getting fed slop straight from the fit. Whole globe turning incomprehensibly dense. I’d be ecstatic.