Trump holds the key to ending all attention on the Epstein files but just doesn't know it: Simply release a few photos of Alan Dershowitz in his underwear. Yep, that'll turn us away from the whole topic right quick.

Didn't think MAGA Christians were capable of emotions like joy and gratitude, but news of the violent deaths of designated evildoers on Christmas day has done the trick. Glory! As the inimitable @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social might declare.

Painfully concise assessment

Imagine: The "Biden Crime Family" stole money from a children's cancer charity... ...and that fact got buried under a mountain of 100 far worse scandals.

Or that Trump is your savior

MAGA Christmas movies: It's a Wonderful Lie Hate Actually Die Hard, Immigrant

"Tech" is now a fig leaf to hide the word "surveillance." Every day we read the terms: - tech bros - tech broligarchs - tech giant Google/Meta/etc - tech investors Think instead: - surveillance bros - surveillance broligarchs - surveillance giant Google/Meta/etc - surveillance investors

2025 wrap-up holiday special: Morgan Freeman voiceover reading out social media comments of MAGAts enraged about the Cracker Barrel logo change with video of East Wing demolition.

Incompetence remains one of our biggest sources of hope.

The November 2024 election was the final battle of World Information War I. America lost (after barely defending ourselves) to a coalition of oligarchs, neo-confederates, and neo-nazis, and is now under a malevolent occupation government. This is the framing with the most explanatory power.

You do realize, I hope, that when we say "Christmas 2025," it's like saying "Super Bowl 60." That the number just incidentally matches the current calendar year.

Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old sex crimes redacting factory. So when Trump, Bondi, and Blanche redacted Trump’s name from hundreds of documents describing sex crimes, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.

Imagine how enraged MAGAs must be to get to heaven only to find black people (and worse) have also been admitted. Oh wait, right.

Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.

Some real Sam-I-am energy in the AI pushers. But the right answer comes from Melville’s Bartleby the Scrivener: “I prefer not to.”

That "special place in hell" is getting way too crowded to justify its exclusive status.

I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along

Yes, begin with reminding oneself what the truth is. Reminding others is powerful too. The like-minded need each other's support. And the people swept up in this rancid tide of moral inversion need reminding they don't have a free pass.

LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥

"Now my building is tallest" - Trump on 9/11. GOP didn't "distance themselves from those remarks." No, they let that vat of rancid pus season and age for 15 years then dove in head first, gleefully declaring it a wholesome swimming hole for church picnics. 1/2

@narceducator.bsky.social is also a crucial follow for an education in this area.

This basic education is sorely lacking, to our great detriment. Never too late to bone up, as these ghouls will continue to visit your life.

Staffing policy of T admin: No personality disorder left behind

Shot: The president has the personality of an alcoholic Chaser: Which is a GOOD thing! MAGA!

7of 9! No other president has achieved that!

A sociopathic narcissist exploits tragedy/suffering of others to satisfy his dysfunctionally competitive, vindictive need to "win"....and to Self Aggrandize. In this one statement, Trump exhibits 7 of 9 symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and 6 of 7 for Anti-Social PD (sociopathy). 1/

1/16 Below is a partial list of MAGA churches and "Christian family values" organizations who have expressed strong objection to the president's glorification of the sins of masturbation, homosexuality and being homeless with that YMCA song and dance.

Call them 'Nuzzi Pox' More Americans got measles this year than Olivia Nuzzi’s book. Guess which got more press coverage. Let's change that.

will every NFL game have a moment of silence or is that only for white supremacists who were presenting a racist rationale for our unfettered gun massacre culture when shot

"TOTO IS FAKE NEWS!!! A very UGLY and STUPID dog!"

Evergreen

"Thanks...for decent church-goin’ women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces." Wm Burroughs

Move over, resting bitch face. Meet fucking bitch face.

Toto pulling back the curtain is a game changer, irreversible moment. (Never heard one kid say, "yeah, but maybe...") But only in fairy tales. Here in reality the mice quake and grovel still.

To die on Hamberder Hill

Oh to die on Hamberder Hill

I’d only change the “will” to “have”.

This needs to replace YMCA as the unofficial national anthem www.tiktok.com/@stevimmusic...

ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.

I sincerely hope that Democrats are making a video library of video shorts of Trump to play when the next Democratic president takes office. When they criticise the new President then they should play the stupid insane shit Trump said on the same topic.

Waaaaait a minute: The Rosenbergs went to the electric chair for WHAT was it, again?

It was only a matter of time…

LOTS of chatter today on MAGA social media about "participation trophies." Only joking

At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.

Criminal referrals: Appropriate way to document the GOP crime wave of the past several months. An on-the-record place for us to plainly document the enormity of what's impossible to take in, never mind digest, on a daily basis. Bonus: perfect way for Congressional Dems to win back a little trust.

Yep, that one has been real hard to forget. But he also said "now my building's the tallest" on 9/11, 15 years prior to taking the White House the first time.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

There must be a few sites/accounts devoted to "the Simpsons predicted everything"