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@janiehaddad.bsky.social Janie, as a professional actor, what would you think if you went to a comedy, murder mystery, dinner show and the actors (not the audience participants, the paid actors) read all of their lines awkwardly from a stack of pages? Because I still can’t seem to get over it.

My thoughts on the 2021 Netflix Sci-Fi series, Another Life. 1) Katee Sackhoff. By episode 2 it becomes obvious that she is the only crew member who neglected to pack sleeves. No notes. 2) The ship is cool but the engine room is clearly shot in a high school boiler room. Wildly incongruent.

Wow. Trump's former attorney, Ty Cobb, who served as White House special counsel during his first term, is stating publicly that he "has observed a substantial decline in Trump's mental state, and that he is unfit to serve." Mr. Cobb is asking Congress to remove him from office. TRUMP IS ILL!

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Israel has free Healthcare ,free abortions, free universities. Why are Americans not more outraged about the 3.5 billion that we give 9 million people every year? Id cut them off tonight.

Am I the only one who took until now, in 2026, to notice that the club at the beginning of Temple of Doom is called, “Club Obi Wan”? #indianajones #templeofdoom #georgelucas

Quite a headline. www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...

Starfleet Academy - not nearly as bad as some say, perhaps not as great as others say. Maybe it didn’t hit for me because repeatedly falling for Nus Braka’s schemes smacked of an incompetence that was not different enough from our current reality.

Aah, Chopin, the age-old lullaby for cultured felines. 😸💤 #cat #chopin #piano #concerto

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

#caturday Gus is napping again.

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now. If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.

This is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Happy #caturday

The NY Times interviewed over 30 of Epstein’s former employees, victims, & associates. The result is one of the most revealing looks into Trump’s sex crimes and friendship with Epstein seen in years. We’ve condensed the massive story into a TIMELINE of some sex crimes related to Trump . . .

The House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window is so good (2022, Netflix)! It’s deadpan, black comedy and has the tropes and bizarre circumstances that make me laugh out loud. Part of my thrill was figuring out that it was a comedy without realizing what my wife was watching. So well done!

#funwithfraudsters I’m going to start posting my fun little interactions with pig butchering fraudsters. Here’s the one from this morning.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

The problem with scammers and loneliness these days is that everything is digital, so the scammer never gets the chance to fall in love with a plucky local librarian and change his wicked ways. And forget about the implications of not even having to buy a bunch of marching band instruments.

I love it when they complain "but immigrants will change the culture" and I get to respond "yes, they will, which is why you enjoy green beer every St. Patrick's Day even though you have no Irish ancestry. You're welcome."

Don’t forget.

The Rick and Morty Vat of Acid episode (S4E8) is the best 30 minutes of television ever broadcast. Prove me wrong.

Justice Breyer 2021 book 'The authority of the court and the peril of politics:' "Having no influence over the sword or the purse, the Court earns its authority by making decisions that increase the public’s trust." Our trust is their legitimacy, & they're losing it. www.amazon.com/Authority-Co...

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

They dismembered a journalist. I think Chapelle thinks free speech means people have to laugh at unfunny jokes.

Here's the thing that these "debates" miss: If you use a gun to fight what you perceive as a tyrannical government then you've been influenced by decades of right-wing rhetoric--the "insurrectionist theory of the 2nd Amendment"--regardless of what specific policy or policies you see as tyrannical.

What’s all this talk about The Raptor? Who even knows what they mean? An F-150, a bird, a rocket, a dinosaur? And why do evangelicals want any of those things?

@pftompkins.bsky.social @janiehaddad.bsky.social you guys have seen the goes wrong show, right? As someone who has no involvement in your professions, it blows my mind how good they are at intentionally writing in mistakes (they’re not all 10/10, but I still love them).

@alisonrosen.bsky.social @gregproops.bsky.social This one’s for you

Watching the full Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt series and Ellie Kemper is amazing, even if the series isn’t perfect (yes, I’m about 7 years behind schedule).

Opposing political violence requires that we condemn Charlie Kirk’s death. Opposing political violence also requires that we condemn Charlie Kirk’s life. Charlie Kirk spent his life encouraging his allies on the far-right to think violence was legitimate and concerns about it were fake.

When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization.

Tesla changes meaning of 'Full Self-Driving', gives up on promise of autonomy https://electrek.co/2025/09/05/tesla-changes-meaning-full-self-driving-give-up-promise-autonomy/ https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45144900

A short explanation of p-hacking and why it absolutely makes sense to ask HHS to release the study methods of their autism report in advance.

This just came up on my feed. It’s just so good. youtu.be/2CIgWX1J_s8?...

The guy that ordered 8 fighter jets to perform a low altitude fly-over in an effort to drown out Epstein survivors is the same guy who wants you to believe he's innocent.

"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."

@pftompkins.bsky.social I may have had a dream about you last night where you agreed to watch the below video that I find hysterically funny (I have no other affiliation with it). youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?...

Six months ago. I meant it. Do it now if you haven’t.

Here it is👇🏼Katie Johnson vs. Trump 👇🏼