Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼

Is it "write sober, edit stoned" or the other way around? Nevertheless,

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

The Hellenics are at it again

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

young family person has sent me a photo of their wretched beer

trying to post through it rn

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Using the computer, ca. 2003

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's remember some brands accidentally restarting The Troubles

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

Oh yeah I put the cat down. Quality guy, but he was basically a snorlax with diabetes at the end

Wise words

Take a Star Trek episode and replace one word in the title with “bitch” (or “bitches”) TOS: Bitches: Annihilate! TNG: Bitches Imperfect DS9: The Bitches of AR-558 VOY: Tinker Tenor Doctor Bitch ENT: In A Mirror, Bitch

The best ytmnd, and the most appropriate for bluesky: siskorain.ytmnd.com?fbclid=IwAR3...

I could do a spot o' damage to a latticed apple and blackberry tart right now. Wouldn't mind if it was hot or jolly well cold...

Bastards. If I ever got a hold of one of them, I'd put 'em in the fire, like the old days.

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

I'm updating this ethical stance to include anything that flies. Lost your bird? No you didn't, that bird belongs to no one.

My headphones aren't loud enough for this. I'm trying to give myself brain damage and nothing's working slutintent.bandcamp.com

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Broken Social Contract

Propagandhi - ...And We Thought That Nation-States Were a Bad Idea youtu.be/3AKiQGXd9aQ?...

Gimme that fuckin blue pill. Put me back in the tube. I miss my goo. I miss 1999.

Sluggo is lit

All-timer of a scam from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramil...

Showing her That Hideous Strength, Out of the Silent Planet style

(Commissioner Bele, don't read this) ...Hello Charon lady. Let our love be our last battlefield

I mean what can you say except dudes rock

Slightly diminish a game: Soil Remediation: New Vegas

Do something constructive like reading the wikipedia page for the Warrenpoint ambush instead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrenp...

I nearly got kicked out of a roller derby bout for shit talking the ref after a bad call. Someone turned around and hissed "hes a volunteer!" at me. That's the biz! Put on the stripes, eat the shit that 4 pints Neil hurls at you

Goes hard

i think it's cool my son gets his own bush administration but dumber

I have a small maple tree with a lot of seeds that the squirrels love. But we've come into a weight to distance problem. They get too thicc to reach the outer branches

How the fuck do you passive cop-voice a woman being pushed off a balcony.

The John Mellencamp Nicotine Hut

Lobster man saves rock n roll