Slightly diminish a game: Soil Remediation: New Vegas

Do something constructive like reading the wikipedia page for the Warrenpoint ambush instead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrenp...

I nearly got kicked out of a roller derby bout for shit talking the ref after a bad call. Someone turned around and hissed "hes a volunteer!" at me. That's the biz! Put on the stripes, eat the shit that 4 pints Neil hurls at you

Goes hard

i think it's cool my son gets his own bush administration but dumber

I have a small maple tree with a lot of seeds that the squirrels love. But we've come into a weight to distance problem. They get too thicc to reach the outer branches

How the fuck do you passive cop-voice a woman being pushed off a balcony.

The John Mellencamp Nicotine Hut

Lobster man saves rock n roll

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

"Paul is Dutch"

Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Contaminating our water supply with lead and curses is a municipal responsibility that they have downloaded onto the general public

This Saturday/last Saturday MC at the corporate xmas party/washed up screamo bassist

Kemonito vs Kemalito [🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]

Every other streaming service has the same libraries! Only the laziest musicians only publish to Spotify. There are simple tools to import playlists to other platforms! There are no more excuses! Oh, Deezer doesn't have that one b side you like? Guess you gotta support the evil website forever then

This guy had a time machine, but he only used it to smoke 2025 weed youtu.be/l3yDLvp9le0?...

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Thanks, I hate it

2000s emo

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

Come see the "washed up screamo bassist" part of my bio live and in person

If Gozer the Gozerian were to ask me this right now, it would be the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission

The big man

Invited to a social function at a wine bar and this is the only thing I can think about right now:

Lately I've been thinking a lot about the "you can tell a lot about a person from their shoes" line that hiring managers and biz types use. All you can actually learn from shoes is how much money they currently have!

Here, matey, how's that for strawberry cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like plum an' damson cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these apple dumplings? Come on then.

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

Serious

On the bright side, extended exposure to stellar and interstellar radiation will make everyone sterile. If they plan on "living" in space they'll all get cancer! We don't actually know how to shield our physiology from interstellar cosmic rays in a practical way

We Can Remember it For You Wholesale

Can't own a bee. you can give them a place to live but if they leave they leave

Let's not jump to conclusions here, could be anyone

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

Can't wait to PAY SOMEONE to go back to being personally insulted by a 5'4" sous chef.

George isn’t gonna get to make the last Mad Max movie so he’s trying to make the Wasteland happen for real

Oh, no tip? That's cool. One day, Anubis will weigh your soul against the feather of fate