no fortune could buy this power

i’m an LLM trained on YOUR podcast. i know all of your lore. and thats it!

sorry no second century CE and trajan debasing the coinage was like two centuries ago. it’s time for the visigoth sack of rome. embrace decline, no one is coming to repair that trade road party’s over

Towards A Holistic Understanding of Mom and Dad's Fridge: Organizing Soda Cans and Leftovers in the Age Of Post-Semiotic "Third Segment" Middle Drawers

IF this place; land-locked, shrouded in mist.. can even exist — why do all who’ve been recall there being a near shoreline? and where was the distant shore, placed just at the horizon? what does it mean? every one who returned (few) was consumed with this question (singular, limitless in its scope).

remember the reason for the season

Neon Genesis Evangelion passes the Bechdel Test. Check and fucking mate, shitlibs!!

you too can dine at the trash can of ideology

The camel was a camel, the needle was a needle you sew with, and it was meant in all seriousness. It was not a joke or a pun.

Saying that Jesus was joking when he spoke about the Camel and the Eye of the Needle, that it was a metaphor for a camel entering a narrow alleyway, is loser shit and emblematic how many modern 'Christians' don't actually believe in their own savior.

THATS RIGHT

"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)

The Immortal (1990) - Apple IIGS

just bagged santa with my 9mm

elon musk + getfiscal mashup

If you know anyone going to Sheffield who may be interested, let them know ⛸️

if you block me it’s because i’m right and you’re a big baby

Alternate timeline where Hajime Sorayama was into daddy bears

Madonna-whore complex

unironic contender for best onion of the year

This is not a battle over one man's enormous butthole. This is a war for the asshole of the Internet itself, and we stand at the ready, holding the door as an open invitation to all cummers.

‘Scromiting” Is Real - And It’s Real Fuckin’ Funny!

Like Russians students in the late 19th century, Chomsky continues the proud tradition of Going To The Pedos

There’s only ONE Red Comet we respect in this house, and that’s Char Aznoble

reminder to all that in 2002, Bethesda Softworks, a division of ZeniMax Media (now part of Microsoft Corporation, MSFT on NASDAQ) released a game where a dark-skinned, maligned race of elves (whose skin was blackened in an act of divine punishment) have a slur to foreigners that sounds like “n-word”

gaijin-slop

Christmas deadline

Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.

i am literally doing consumerism as praxis. the only tool in the shed that doesn’t qualify as suicide-by-cop

hahaha damn gonna [redacted] these [redacted]. [redacted]!

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Pls help :(

bot-tan is literally saying “are you gonna actually do it, this time? are you for real? is this your cry for help?”

i know i’m in a REALLY bad place emotionally because i just want to listen to Tool

This isn't just a gore forum. This is a gore community. And a community doesn't let its fellow real snuff hounds go hungry, especially not during the holidays. Drop your ko-fi, DesertEagle87, we'll take care of you.

eating an entire pack of mentos and drinking a 2 liter of diet coke just to feel something

enjoy Spielberg's slop films if you must, but he did incalculable damage to the Hollywood film industry as a whole, and you should absolutely be hateful of his legacy for this. there's a direct throughline from him to Marvel slop.

luigi’s gonna skate. first he’ll beat the state charges, then the federal case will be an even bigger parade of fuckups. Alhamdulillah 🙏 🤲

I'm not going to vote for that motherfucker newsome.

where do all of these maladapted, poorly socialized freaks come from? *inspects bio* oh, she’s a nix user. PS: the “posts more than 100 times a day” label never misses

That old stick about the Roman Empire, and how the actual sign of the collapse was a bridge falling down and nobody coming to fix it.

almost shocked at this reversal of fortune. gamboa (the protester who showed up to peacefully exercise his 2A rights) is still struggling with the negative impacts of the event; he got a raw deal & it’s cold comfort that the “justice” system has turned its eye-of-sauron gaze upon someone else

Watching some 10th anniversary content for The Force Awakens, which seems like a good moment to bring up my sequel trilogy take - The Last Jedi is the only movie in that trilogy with interesting ideas or substance.

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