SERIOUSLY?

just once id like the commentary to say a male wrestler is 'one of the best, irrespective of gender' lol

A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me

THIS WEEKEND!!!! ZINES 4EVR

me explaining daylight saving time to the cat

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb" x.com/dailyportalz...

Every day, David Fincher looks at the computer and sighs heavily because he made The Social Network too early

paul, this is a tweet about silicon valley failing to recognize scifi as being social critique and assuming they were prescriptions for what future society should look like rather than amplifications of social issues present at time of writing. hope this helps!

“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax” Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?

Allez Cuisine!

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

celebrating halloween at the baseball party vs. celebrating baseball at the halloween party

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

We're celebrating a year of @theflytrapmedia.com with a daily paywall drop on some classic Flytrap articles! We read, we read, we all scream for reading (books, and other things).

“A surprise and very wet adventure, it sounds like”

If you are in Ontario please be aware of this. Please sign this. Please keep an eye on this This is so so so awful. Rent is already crazy unaffordable WITH controls, and we've already lost a bunch of them

My uncle Jon gave me my first Tarot reading (& deck but that was much later!) One time when I stayed over, he offered me a “Tiger’s Milk smoothie” which was probably fine if overly healthful to my preteen tastebuds but he also had a cat named Tiger

every friend I’ve caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason they’re still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity

Why did my elementary school make us watch a whole video where a kid gets badly burned in a hot bath and then needs skin grafts?? Astar should have been sufficient 😭

i wrote about some of the stranger Canadian PSAs from the 90s. please, do not accept loose drugs from puppet David Cronenberg 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/lear...

you ok bro? there were some pretty old clips in the Previously On - like they were reminding us of a conflict we thought had been resolved that's about to resurface, possibly with a fiendish new twist

We're also thrilled to announce that thanks to support from our readers, we are partnering with Bitch Media to republish selected classic posts from their archives that will never be behind a paywall, because we believe in preserving feminist media for future generations to enjoy.

me: every desire, e.g. for wealth, beauty, power, sex, etc. is at its core a wish for perfect security dracula: youre right. i say 'i vant to suck your blood' but what i really vant is the impossible dream of permanence in a constantly changing universe, blah

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

You think it’s going to be a stealthy sneak where people slither along the walls, and then it’s just “got on a cherry picker and went in the window.”

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

🥶 It’s space heater season 🥶

Aspirationally screenshotting a 16-step skincare routine as though I didn’t just come home to find a tiny fly had gotten stuck & died in the antibiotic ointment on my new sickass nose scar

when the subtitles get screwed up and the found footage horror movie turns into a porno

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Bag of ice tea powder has solidified into a giant lump so I figure I can either A) try to soften it like brown sugar B) compress it further into a crystal I wear on my neck to swirl into boring glasses of water

Diane 💔

i love that when someone tries to communicate a Color That Shouldn't Exist in a cosmic horror movie, invariably it's just like. purple

The Newfoundland and Labrador public libraries continue to make the absolute best free pins that you can just have if you go to borrow a book

It’s Banned Books Week, and I don’t need you to buy my book as a solve for it (but buy it if you want to! That’s still extremely cool of you)—I need you to show up for your public libraries and your schools!

this is an attack.

Billions of years of evolution and I slam my own face directly into the pavement while my hands are absolutely pristine

I have decided that this month I will be participating in an event called October

Marya’s Letterboxd is a fantastic resource for films directed by women, silent films, old Hollywood, noir, Palestinian movies and just about anything else made under the sun.

hear me out, government of canada, you could just FUND THE FUCKING POST OFFICE YOU ABSOLUTE GHOULS www.thestar.com/business/pos...

Introducing TriCon! ✨May 15-17, 2026 in Kjipuktuk | #Halifax. Celebrating spec fic, we couldn't be prouder to have @amalelmohtar.com @englelaird.bsky.social and @kurestinarmada.bsky.social joining us as our Guests of Honour. Earlybird tickets available now! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/tricon-the...

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game. YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want. PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

the user vs their comfort horror

Good Morning, World.

Comics are under attack in Canada. We cannot stay silent. Read and share TCAF’s statement on censorship in Alberta’s public schools, then join us in taking action! www.torontocomics.com/post/comics-...