there’s now a petition for the canadian government to overturn the recent legislation in AB and SK designed to strip trans youth of their rights. please sign: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

nice pivot, but I've already depicted myself as the Mint Magic wizard and his friendly unicorn, your argument is now moot

"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard

Why did I say this

This is a conspiracy to make grocery shopping as confusing as possible 😫

Do y’all know about Bonhomme

PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you. Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings: For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages. For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

Deadline is tomorrow to get that bread, Canadians www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca

someone sent this picture 9 days ago and for 9 days it has wrought absolute havoc on chat

Selected passages from the article in how AI may have been used to generate the report

Now reading / now eating

google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber me: but i want to take the subway google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes me: i like subway google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster me: underground choo-choo

Will be taking some personal time to process scientists not really knowing why ice is slippery. Please respect my privacy unless see me sprawled out on an icy sidewalk yelling, "No one knows why this happened to me!" www.quantamagazine.org/why-is-ice-s...

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The people you should really be scared of on the Subway are the ones applying impeccable eye makeup on a moving train. They fear nothing and make sure you know it.

Next time someone asks me why I don't just adapt my books for television to make money, I'm going to tell them about the time Harlequin underestimated Canada's love FOR HOCKEY ROMANCE so badly it ruined Christmas for every romance bookstore in two countries.

there’s almost no genre of thread I love more than “I am reading Dracula for the first time and I did not expect any of what is happening here”

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“wintry mix” sounds like a really nice snack

Making my friends look at photos of what we’re calling my Phantom Of The Opera era

Floor time

I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions

Shop’s finally open! 🎉 Any shares are greatly appreciated 💖 monstercliche.com

Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Resetting the counter to “0 days since I got on the wrong train” but this time I completely blame Google

Find my playmaps, comics, and more, at the Danforth Arts Market! 1856 Danforth Ave, in Toronto.

GOLD! Mosfilm has now made Solaris available in 4K on YouTube for free. Specialists from Mosfilm's Telecinema and Computer Graphics branch finished the restoration of the film. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Wr...

I did not puke in the MRI machine during my first ever scan but it was touch and go for a moment

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: -it’s the past and our costumes are fabulous -dinner party goes terribly, terribly wrong -variously talented friends get together to do Crime -the real horror was heterosexuality all along -Canadian

the internet is already irreversibly overrun by AI pollution so effective immediately we're all going to be replacing the entire internet with copies if this book, everything we know is somehow related to mammoths now, to add to this new internet mail a letter to the author for the next book edition

As we approach the end of the year, it's a great time to record things you love! Not just for the Hugo Awards, but in general. The rec sheet is a handy resource for nomination, but also at its heart a rec resource in a loud, busy media environment.

At long last, Laurence Olivier For Diet Coke is real 🫠 m.youtube.com/watch?v=yooW...

Did a speedrun of Zine Dump which was great and then I got a lamp for $2 at a rummage sale so I am feeling very hashtag blessed

ZINE DUMP is a new #zinefair in Toronto, happening NOW! #zines #DIYzines

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

SERIOUSLY?

just once id like the commentary to say a male wrestler is 'one of the best, irrespective of gender' lol

A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me

THIS WEEKEND!!!! ZINES 4EVR

me explaining daylight saving time to the cat

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb" x.com/dailyportalz...

paul, this is a tweet about silicon valley failing to recognize scifi as being social critique and assuming they were prescriptions for what future society should look like rather than amplifications of social issues present at time of writing. hope this helps!

“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax” Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?

Allez Cuisine!

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

celebrating halloween at the baseball party vs. celebrating baseball at the halloween party

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters