Some other important info to consider: rich people are NOT BETTER THAN YOU. I know, it's crazy, basically everything in your environment is telling you otherwise But the only thing rich people have that you don't is money and luck That's it. That's the whole list. They're not smarter or better

Please keep in mind that Jeffrey Epstein was first accused of sexually assaulting a child in 2005, was convicted (after pleading guilty) in 2008. You'll note that none of that is particularly recent. It may be worth keeping in mind for everyone saying "they didn't know" he was a shit stain

contemplating calling off work because I'm too hyped about a 25-minute youtube video

"no look guys you see it's totally normal for a functioning society to funnel kids into industrial-scale child sexual abuse because Jesus, and also normal to have most of your most rich and powerful people visiting King Molester on Molester Island. We are the best nation ever." - Americans, somehow

This is a good read I had no idea Watson was such a dickweasel

AMAZING FACT OF THE DAY: asking someone who is in the middle of frantically repairing an outage for an ETA on the fix often causes them to stop fixing the outage so that they can lie to you about an ETA and then spend the next two minutes or so trying to get back in the zone.

Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US. ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point? If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?

wow, thanks AI don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death

Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying The aristocrats

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger. Gen Z women aren't playing around.

congratulations to abortion advocate Dick Cheney whose tireless work merely existing in the face of being an utterly worthless, harmful, and vile sack of shit showed the world how much better we would all be there were WAY more abortions looking forward to his memorial unisex public bathroom

god I wish I could have seen this

the CEO thought process

oooooof

This is good It's nowhere near ENOUGH, but it's good now all we need is ha the rest of the hahaha Democrats to hahhahahaha do more of HAHAHAHA the HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same easy! LMAOOOOOOOOOO (we are so totally and completely fucked)

shout out to Erika Kirk's team of surgeons, who in the span of just a month were able stop her eyeballs from spinning vertically in their sockets and change the dollar signs back to things that look almost just like real human pupils straight white Jesus sure has made medical technology amazing

cool but what kind of utter fuckclown would still be using Spotify at this point

someone out there is the first person to have used AI to write their wedding vows, and thinks that they are very smart and no one noticed

Fisher-Price Goebbels

TikTokers and anyone else super-into the short video clip format should definitely do more of this

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

It should also come with consequences Not for the mental disorder part but for the harm inflicted EVERYONE has a mental disorder or five but very few of them shit up the world with it

yeah, so... democrat as fuck

Hi folks, I'd like to address the UNFOUNDED and BASELESSA allegations that I was a member of - and also an enthusiastic participant in - a murder cult I have not worn the murder cult t-shirt OR hat for nearly 48 excruciating hours, so I'm sure you can see how preposterous and silly you all look

"oh no, you see, he went on LinkedIn last week and REMOVED the part where he was a grand dragon of the KKK, so everything is fine now and he is supremely qualified to be your kid's preschool teacher" - shit that Democrats have apparently made a conscious decision to believe fuuuuck offfffffffffff

I hope we crush these nazi fucks so that freaks can go back to being freaky and freak discourse can go back to "ewww THAT wig with THOSE pants?" instead of "he has the Nazi symbol because he is a Nazi"

"I wonder if there are any cool graves here", I stupidly asked right before discovering I was a few hundred feet away from one of the most utter fucking badasses to ever exist in this shithole country

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

The American Sign Museum in Cincinatti is very cool, and they even have this relic from back before your mom got carpal tunnel and had to make the switch to LEFT-handed tugs Shout out to all the folks who had the forethought to get in there quickly before the calluses

I need to find a new career I don't know, maybe just slowly decomposing somewhere or something. Pay probably sucks but at least I wouldn't be propping up this dumbfuck horseshit

Achievement of the day: used the phrase "tangled web of inter-managerial intrigue" in a response to a support request

BREAKING: libertarian determined to be dumb as fuck

IT Confession: sometimes I pull up the MS Admin panel and look at licensing requests just so I can get that warm fuzzy feeling that comes with knowing that their request will absolutely never be approved not only is there no ticket but they didn't even TRY to give any justification on the "need"

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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I still haven't been able to grasp how anyone can be considered "illegal" on land that everyone knows was stolen, conquered, and colonized It's almost like nearly every aspect of modern civilization is built on absolute horseshit wowzers SURELY that can't be true* *(lmao)

I met some cool people with similar interests and in a few cases even met up IRL and had a lot of fun (local homebrewer club and also a kick-ass sausage cult) Now, is (gestures vaguely) all this horseshit WORTH IT?!?! Absolutely not! support your local sausage cult, then delete your accounts

Yet another reminder about tech: you can say NO you don't have to have the latest and greatest not every gadget actually improves your life (few do) paper works GREAT - esp with checklists, doing the little pen mark for "done" feels AWESOME

Hold on, a child predator? In the MINISTRY?!?!?! how could anyone have possibly anticipated etc etc etc

Was talking to a manager about why their request was bad and would break things they then looked up something on ChatGPT, then turned around and said "why don't you just..." and then completely misquoted the thing ChatGPT said that was ALREADY WRONG to begin with as if I couldn't see their screen

Jane says Nazi punks fuck off

oh okay I guess it's going to be one of those Blast This Shit At a Very Unreasonable Volume kind of mornings

I am not actually much of an anime enthusiast but Robotech had a fundamental impact on my development as a middle schooler the craziest shit for me as a kid was seeing the "good guys" (humans) get the absolute SHIT kicked out of them. The aliens REALLY beat our ass. Killed millions! Repeatedly!

Turn off your phone’s “advertising ID” to make it harder for location data brokers to track you. (2/4)

Capitalism as fuck

Had a request to onboard an employee with an unconventional name that I suspected was also very likely misspelled so I googled their name to see if my hunch was correct Good news: it was! Bad news: found out from their domestic violence rap sheet SHOCKING news: they're not a cop

I don't know if Blippo+ can be considered an actual "video game" but it is one of my favorite things on my Switch right now The best explanation for Blippo+ I have is "what if you watched TV and early internet from a super-awesome 80's New Wave planet?" that's it that's the "game" I love it