not the first to say it but john fetterman has betrayed the oaf community. he does NOT represent us

Birds from today's walk #photography

reading a baking post on reddit where someone asks about macros and a commenter just assumes they meant to say macarons

when james hoffman schlorps a subpar coffee out of his special ion-plated cupping spoon you can visibly see him go through every stage of grief

Daniel Naroditsky is such a loss. Watching him anticipate his opponent's moves in blitz was surreal: pure prophecy measured in tenths of a second. He was 29.

illegal black market energy drink called PAEAN TO THE CONCEPT OF TRUTH with 60 mg of adderall + 200 mg of caffeine. tastes like neodymium and fresh blood. if you drink two you either die or start an anti-AI resistance cell

Uphold Leninist-Maoist-MsRachelist thought

there are other ways to live for instance i live the life of a large toad

apples, brussels sprouts, and wikipedia are the only things that are better now than they were when I was a kid

glad to see we have finally arrived at this all-time banger

the cat understands how you're supposed to spend a rainy day. he has never heard of microsoft powerpoint. #photography

buddy I'm tryna take an aesthetic photo of you. do you see this old ass lens. be serious

man this book title from the 1970s sure did not age well

Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas

POV you are being observed #bird #photography

toss those bad boys in the global namespace and baby you got a stew goin'

we're doing "neurodiversity is good" again and I get it, i do, but also i am straight up not having a good time under capitalism you guys. why can't someone else be the neurodiversity for a while

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

I don't believe in the rapture but I do believe in preparedness

I skeet for people who still miss Google Reader.

this may be the stupidest instance of revanchism in history

tim taylor: we all know that gender is a performance, al al: i don't think so, tim. that's a common misreading of butlerian theory, which refers to the linguistic "performative act," e.g. naming a ship. however, the symbolic interactionist school does understand everyday life as dramaturgy

Wood ducks at dusk #photography

Noticed this little guy watching me pretty closely #photography

I don’t get it. He was raised in a Christian household with plentiful access to guns, zero realistic future, and spent all his time on the computer? That’s like half the white men in this country *Everything suddenly dawns on me* Aw fuck

the lion cares not for the expiration date of yogurt

regret making fun of people who were really excited about aliens and pyramids in 2011. it was much healthier than their current interest, destroying democracy

so are we having a civil war tomorrow or nah

the tradwife movement was predicted in 1998 in a butt-related periodical called Hot Buns: "As fewer women do housework, its sexualization as a fetish image will rise to extraordinary heights!"

I live in Tokyo-3 and have evacuated 8 times in the last month for giant monster attacks and even when I get to live at home all the fixtures ooze blood. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, Tokyo-3 baby lets go evas

chilling a bottle of champagne just in case

i want to get cyberpsychosis from illegal military brain augments, not chatGPT

a bee I met this morning 📷

Can we normalize lighting stuff on fire?

espresso is a ritual and a sacrament

POV you are being perceived

hello small friend 📷

kind of enjoying just making quiet contemplative photos lately

rainy day 📷

I'm stockpiling all the pornography the Christian nationalists want to make illegal so I can sell it to them later at extortionate rates

it seems unfair of MaxTac to assume that I am experiencing cyberpsychosis merely because I exploded eight police cruisers with my mind. i am simply a concerned citizen

we need a Vlad the Impaler of the left

microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain

it's the sheer vapidity of it, for me. lazy, incurious, boring people

man the pocketknife discourse is just dismal. I don't have a knife as some violent fantasy! I just find a little daily joy in using things that are designed, made, and maintained with care. let people enjoy things!

this is an incredible paragraph of text Weaponizing therapy speak. it’s flawless & should be studied by students of the rhetorical arts alongside Aristotle for millennia to come. It’s making me go crazy like that guy who tried to pulverize the Pietà di Michelangelo for being too beautiful to exist

Am I Overreacting? My Wife Keeps Trying to Get Me to Murder King Duncan So She Can Be Queen of Scotland

this did not work but I feel like it could have

(guy inventing the smartphone) what if a palmpilot... could make you mentally ill