Remember spirit animals? Meet mine.

Pete Hegseth on X: oh hell yeah just me and my boy Franklin blowing up narco-terrorists like the badass war fighters we are Pete Hegseth in real life: that second missile happened while i was in the bathroom

Did not have Costco being the strongest American institution on my bingo card (I’ll take it)

Getting ready to get pre-mad at the Democrats if they beat the fascists three years in advance, because I bet they’re going to blow the election in seven years time. This feels like a productive use of everyone’s time

I'll put it this way: having parasocial enmity with specific reps to the point where seeing their name in the news is enough to disavow the whole party is loser shit.

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

I’ve never felt so vindicated in my entire life

My most dadcore belief is leftover turkey sandwiches are the zenith of the holidays. Better than Christmas morning.

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Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I’m thankful for all the friends on here, both new and old, who haven’t run for the hills from my caterwauling. Appreciate you!

"Delicious," said the face-eating leopard as he licked his lips. "Absolutely delicious."

If liking Stranger Things is cringe, then call me Miles Davis

Very surprised that of all my skeets, this one did numbers. Is this wholesome? Am I wholesome now?

Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Fantastic Four is better than Superman which don’t get me wrong was still good

Trump’s affection for Mamdani has nothing to do with his political ideology, of which he has almost none; it’s entirely a function of his narcissistic personality disorder, which perfectly explains every single decision he makes, but is somehow left out of “serious” political discussions

I think Mamdani is doing what he has to for his voters by charming the pants off Donald Trump, and I'm glad he's got the natural charisma to do it, but I do want to point out that people would absolutely savage Whitmer or Shapiro for doing the same

Well Mamdani does not appear to have changed Trump.

1. Only Nixon could go to China. Having a Nixon on your side is no bad thing 2. If your surrogates oversell the chumminess after you spent the whole day striking a delicate balance, it's incumbent on you to find new surrogates

“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right

Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.

Todd's gonna be hitting that sippy cup hard tonight

a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now

He's like, wow this guy knows how to wear a suit and his nipples don't leak.

"last person to talk to him" theory of policy development is looking like an absolute lock

Take a bow, sir

Ok maybe we can have a little AI art. As a treat.

Everyone’s fave funny, mean socialist accounts are basically responsible for getting us to this place and the reason we can’t fix it is that no one wants to be the killjoy who says “what if the funny, mean socialists are Bad, Actually”

my own take here: there's a class of posters in The Trans Community™️ who are very committed to the idea that trans people will never be accepted by normies, that only hate and betrayal awaits us in the normal world--

It's extremely bad for left politics that we are apparently incapable of doing the internal hygiene required to keep these vicious bullies from claiming the mantle of "leftism"

Please, Cancel Jimmy Kimmel a Second Time, I Dare You

I'll ask what we're all wondering about Fetterman's book: Is there a jacket on the book or did he refuse to put one on it? [Scuffling can be heard] Unhand me! It's a valid question!

“do we protect, include, and tolerate people from all backgrounds” is the beating heart and solemn promise of liberalism and I’m convinced people who trivialize it have not reflected on a world without it

I've yet to find a single pissed off reply to this that doesn't prove the exact point. no acknowledgment that there has always been less bombing by Dems, no acknowledgment that their foreign policies are different. saw Democrats having solidarity compared to a TROJAN HORSE. into what, tankie nation?

Oh wow they still make people stupid enough to spout this bullshit point? Trump 1 did more strikes in his first two years than both of Obama’s terms combined. When that got out, Trump changed how the military reports casualties to obscure those numbers. This was known in 20-fucking-18.

Oh hell yeah

Man notorious for fucking teenagers in Russia thinks the Epstein scandal is overblown.

today or maybe some other day this month marks two full years of doing my newsletter wrote a little bit about how it's going and a little about gyros and got you a special blogiversary discount to celebrate type-click-type.ghost.io/happy-two-ye...

Now that we have plenty of real data, seems extremely conclusive that the idea the way the shutdown ended would lead people to feel better about Trump or less likely to support Democrats was pretty much nonsense

I spoke to Rian Johnson about WAKE UP DEAD MAN. He tells the story about how Daniel Craig was almost not Benoit Blanc. How Craig will always play Benoit Blanc in future movies. And he makes a personal plea to an Oscar winning actor to be in Knives Out 4. www.indiewire.com/features/int...

We are seriously days, if not hours, away from Trump saying out loud “Don’t make me tell Jeffrey you were bad...”

Not sure this would be my main takeaway if I were Keith tbqh

You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:

Everybody on this site is like “ugh everything I’ve learned about Nuzzi is against my will” and personally this is my fucking jam. I don’t want to talk about Trump I want to bring out my inner mean girl about a goddamn idiot

I love how the same people screaming that Trump/GOP are taking away everything, from reproductive rights to ACA subsidies to student loan forgiveness to airline refunds…are the same ones who say Democrats never did anything to help the people. How in TF do u think we got all that in the 1st place?

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the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"

Rofl. Literally the only chance they've got of fooling any rubes is a printed check with Trump's name on it and they can't even promise that.