After receiving a commendation for exceptional services to the Russian state from President Putin, Biden accuser Tara Reade—seen here in her luxury Moscow condo—has now become a citizen of the Russian Federation... молодец!

These guys have created the Ubermensch from wojacks good lord

c'mon Kirko!

Falcons 1000% fumble this game btw

Jessie Bates going off always makes me sad

I love my cat :)

Wild how the mountain by just existing surpasses any achievement I will ever achieve

otto von bismarck, still undefeated

What I've been taught is that GTA radio was actually too subtle

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

*pssst* This is directly related to why we’re going through fascism rn. The hyper-aestheticization of the human body and the emergence of a ‘master race’ are two sides of the same coin

This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.

This is so universal to Academia that even fringe swirlieable dork disciplines such as Archaeology turn out people utterly incapable of doing non-Academic Archaeology in the US.

The Nuzzi thing is a good reminder that outside the deep structural issues of energy/subsistence, most of what's happening right now is an old-fashioned crisis of elite legitimacy, which sounds comforting until you realize how some of those have turned out in the past

Current US foreign policy be like

Marvin Harrison Jr. carries himself like John Ross did

This Bama/Georgia game is gas

A rabbit of crime has no warren

if you want to save bluesky the number one thing you can do is retweet me

I would simultaneously be fascinated to read a microbiological analysis of the average kitchen sponge & also want to preserve my pristine ignorance

I guess, in their frenzied rush to do moral abominations, they’ve suddenly lost their obsession with moral hazard

Drunk and thinking about how Hal Jordan sounds like Halogen

Good morning Sunday morning

Tonight's Jammin' / Trials - This Ruined World Modern thrash metal almost unanimously sucks, unless you're Trials ofc trials.bandcamp.com/album/this-r...

Welcome to the resistance *checks note* Rupert Murdoch??

I encourage people to share this. There is no reason for government lawyers to be concealing their identity. This is not “doxxing,” it’s accountability to the public you in theory serve and the law that you took an oath to follow.

Cosette Shachnow should be recognized & ashamed. Her photo at Linkedin

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Reading Hiero and now I'm rooting for Melania??!?

Tonight's Jammin' / Bop - Clear Your Mind Was turned onto this lovely lovely album by a friend recently, super underrated and about the most calming bit of electronica I've ever listened to. Perfect for settling your soul. iambop.bandcamp.com/album/clear-...

Including "he said he would arrest Netanyahu" as an example of antisemitism really takes the cake. Netanyahu is a complete psycho! There is nothing bigoted about demanding consequences for a head of state when he murders thousands of innocent people!

Wikipedia is the most successful utopian project in history, by a long shot, and it’s not even close

MUAD DIB

The secret of straight men is that women are the scariest thing in the world so we invented patriarchy to make us feel a little better about how indescribably pretty every single woman is

I left the left after they embraced Glonzo denialism

As disgusting as I find him, I’m prepared to give Mr Beast some credit for accepting that his head moves product and is no different than the NFL logo or a For Sale sticker. I could not do this with my head, which I cherish as an extension of my humanity. I will never make $1B.

Liver King is into meth now??!?

Sending a pretty girl cute dog photos until she’s wooed

Put it in the Louvre!

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Got jumpscared this morning

Gonna level with you bro I think DHS needs to be dissolved after this. Regardless of what national security functions fall under its remit, it's clearly institutionally constructed in such a way allows it to be used as an unaccountable tool of executive power. Can't reform your way out of that.

Gravity's Rainbow but the Rocket just blows up over and over again on the pad while a stoned Pokler fumbles his eleventh Leni

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

Pasadena: Plainclothes federal law enforcement officer at a stoplight jumping out of his vehicle and drawing his gun on a person attempting to photograph his license plate.

Exactly! "I don't consume any political media, I just think this one comedian is really funny and sometimes he owns the liberals"