Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:

Easily the best and most interesting halftime show ever, that was the best possible way to communicate the best message he could and it went hard as fuck

It's kinda wild that it seems unimaginable for Trump to have even *this* low level of speech capability or empathy today

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Someone tried to get me fired by messaging my job saying I'm talking on here about using AI. They encourage it, you can't get me fired this way. Just gross how often "progressives" love to find excuses to try to ruin the lives of queer women with opinions they don't like.

Do you think any of these people have ever passed a history course past high school

This really does make me nervous for the future - call me paranoid, but I can easily see the old money freaks filling the GOP back in after Trump's people are all gone, and turning it into an extremely anti-tech-focused party to win these kinds of millennials for the rest of their lives

Woke 2 will fizzle out if it embraces Luddism The screenshotted tweet is correct. Like it's increasingly just part of working in the software industry now. I've struggled a lot despite working in a lucrative field because of discrimination. I can't deliberately put myself at a disadvantage.

Sega Dreamcasts are fucking disgusting and won't exist under fundamentalism

We're gonna be making fun of these people so hard for the rest of their lives 😭 they're becoming absurd boomer cranks in real time and I'm not sure if they'll ever recover

Stir fries are literally my struggle meals and they're so good even when I don't try

This has the exact cadence and feel of a classic dril tweet omfg

If McConnell dies, then Kentucky is going to have a special Senate election, which might be absolutely hilarious if the current swings hold there - they already have a popular 2-term incumbent Democratic governor, so I wouldn't be shocked to see the GOP somehow lose the seat

I am so mad that Namco announced multiple projects today, and neither of them were the heavily rumored Xenosaga remakes from yesterday 💀

I just got an ad for fucking Atlas Earth 💀💀 and it didn't even have Crypto Luigi! What year is it, 2021?

Kiddies who made it out of the ICE dungeon report sighting a schoolmate. Before this, the school district had no information on their whereabouts. The family has now been connected with a lawyer. Youngsters who escape a govt dungeon are the only way to track abducted children? This is fine!

This is gonna serve as another 6 months of justification for people to think that they should stay on Twitter

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

My tinfoil hat might be getting too big, but I find it fascinating that she made a big deal of this at the height of her (astroturfed) popularity, and has more or less dipped since the election

I have a theory that the thermostatic nature of American elections largely boils down to color association - people like both red & blue, so it feels wrong and uninteresting to them if they're only choosing one of those colors every election! TL;DR Dems should sometimes rebrand to red in red states

Amazing coda here.

My tired ass read this as "J.S. Bach" and I was about to be SO heartbroken that he was in the files

Commenters did the play by play: 00:33 - it happens 00:50 - Trump gestures to leave 00:53 - Lady behind him gestures it's a code 2 00:54 - PR staff usher everyone out 01:08 - Hot mic catches PR staffer saying "Are we gonna flip for this, or what are we gonna do?...I really can't do this again"

Lmfao this is actually amazing, I guess it's a good example of how training models on AI text is the future

Everything else aside, it's wild how the extremely unfunny NBA Twitter headline memes from 2019 became the literal guiding philosophy of all these Z-tier posters that make up the White House

I don't care about Reddit downvotes, but it's hilarious to wake up to a score below -200 because I left a casual comment in a *DATA HOARDER* subreddit about how neural network training doesn't infringe on copyright on its own lmfao

Until I tried it just now, I didn't realize that this site doesn't let you remove followers! The only way to get someone off your page is to permanently block them (and even unblocking adds them back), so that makes the block notification system an even worse thing on here

Yep. The world just has more books than it can use. Once I learned that libraries regularly burned books just for inventory reasons, I stopped caring about anyone else burning them for non-ideological reasons.

Its so weird cadence owens seems to be the only person that was close to Charlie Kirk that genuinely liked him

The year is 2126 - test-tube meat automatons are being controlled remotely by neurally linked NFL players, giving the exact feeling and motion as a real human body on the field, and social media is pissed off that the concussions aren't real anymore as they have to watch Tofu Safetyslop

I've been thinking lately about how Sonic is just so fundamentally let down by the medium of a 3D game - wouldn't it be nice if studios let AAA games be 2D again? You see huge successes like Sonic Mania and Silksong from small developers, yet you keep cranking out Unity garbage forever and ever...

But I was told this was a surefire way to suppress the vote by a lot of screaming posters

I fucking swear, if this admin makes me stop being a Philip Glass hater

How does he keep healing this well after his monthly ghost appearance and injections? I swear they're pumping him with ten pounds of pure stem cells

It seems like there was some sort of backroom/group-chat consensus this morning to make Noem the public fall guy for Minneapolis. They understand they're losing and are desperate for a "narrative change"

As Eli notes in the follow-up posts, last year Trump fired all the Biden appointees from the board of the US Holocaust Museum and replaced them with a bunch of Trump toadies. It's really gross that the org is throwing a fit like this. It's so obviously political.

Something great about 2017 that we're largely missing today was the weekly firings in the Trump administration, so Bovino getting canned makes me nostalgic and also very excited for this to continue in earnest once more

"They're coming after your birth control" is another thing they said was hair-on-fire which turned out to not really be

From the minority in both chambers, having the asks be targeted like this, and something no reasonable person could object to *and also* something republicans will likely scream their heads off objecting to, is the move IMO.

trump has probably destroyed the minnesota republican party for the duration

leftism is when david lynch pasolini alejandro jodorowsky, liberalism is when stranger things israel lin manuel miranda

They are grabbing and bursting testicles. That’s sexual assault. We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized. This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain. They’re abusers drunk on power. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

HEY MEDIA: I think when pro sports teams are holding memorials for the people the administration has declared terrorists, it’s safe to drop the “accounts differ” pretense and move on to “the administration attempts to smear the man it murdered”

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

I demand that everyone immediately starts calling me this

I choose to believe that it rhymes, either like Dennis the Menace or the other way

Trump is the Michael Jordan of bucket crabs.