Congratulations, everyone who refused to vote for Kamala Harris because of "genocide."

Oh boy people are not happy about this lmfao

Unironically, one of the best predictors for someone being a right winger is that they have zero sense of scale - they just cannot understand how large the world is, often because they spent their entire lives living in a town with a population of 12

Sometimes I think about how Fortunate Son and Down On The Corner were a double A-side, like damn what a knockout single

Today's fun fact: the Wikipedia page "List of Sonic the Hedgehog characters" is over 11,000 words long, or about 12% of the length of The Hobbit

I'm surprised nobody is reporting Bluesky issues, I can barely connect right now

To paraphrase Torvalds, if you don't like it, fork off

GET FUCKED YOU ANGLO SAXON PRICKS

I have to be selfishly happy about this since I know it's supposedly worse, but I absolutely hate the earlier sunsets and love a sunrise I can see from start to finish most of the year

What the fuck are you talking about, Minnesota's been investigating it to the point where the Feds actually turned over evidence yesterday

Air to Ground Message: BRUH THATS GOING 2 EAT INTO MY MCDONALDS TIME NOW I WONT GET ALL MY VITAMINS AND MINERALS Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a39b4706418 F: #f5ab4f6235b

Internet Explorer flight system

Air to Ground Message: GREAT THINKS MIND ALIKE Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a58e42a9b21 F: #fa58141f07f

I regret to inform you all that a great majority of zoomers genuinely think Keller was a fraud

Lindsay Graham was reported dead literally minutes after I went to bed last night, and it's really not doing a lot to help my long-held childhood belief that if i go to sleep I'll miss really cool things.

Throwback to when I tried making a blueberry cream pie, I accidentally splurted a hundred drops of food coloring into it, and it turned into a Windows 95 pie

Not to sound like a Republican, but I sincerely believe that famous musicians, actors, and athletes make WAY too much money, and they're the reason we can blame entertainment being so damn expensive

I've been to a *lot* of estate sales, and this is the exact decor you see in the horribly moldy basements of Silent Gen couples with no books in their house - people who last decorated in the 70s and spent their whole lives traveling back and forth to Miami to get drunk, swing, and go fishing

Can we normalize immaculate conception?

It wasn't on Reddit, but I just had the most brilliant vision of a Groverhaus movie Documentary, docudrama, haunted house horror, anything works

I have a theory that YIMBYism is obviously the correct approach in general, but strategic NIMBYism must be deployed in red states to stop their communities from ever growing or amassing power again

I'm so glad I signed up to rate community notes

This is literally true about crap like the Onion now - they know that their audience is looking to them for opinions and moral guidance under the guise of cool detached entertainment, or in other words, Left Fox News

I'm depressed that this rag isn't even getting ratioed on this crap

This article is disturbing on it's own but something it doesn't address that I want to highlight is, if Moraff DID get other journalists to lie about Platner, then that's the kind of fireable ethics breach that could be used as blackmail to coerce a journalist to do further unethical things for him.

welcome to the bathroom

The Islamic Republic of Japan would be one of the most legendary rap groups of all time

My most cancelable take is that I think it's deeply cruel for us to not help uncontacted people... like, I totally understand that we can't spread pathogens back and forth for their safety, but it seems horrible that they don't even have access to stuff like painkillers or antibiotics

Today is the first day I've ever seen real-life Mennonites and *deep* Appalachians and holy hell, there is no parody that captures how fucking wild these people are lmfao

I really don't get the defenses of Franken, like yeah Republicans never resign for doing way worse stuff but this guy still sucked and wasn't needed around

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Rivalry ended with England, now Egypt is my worst enemy

AI haters are missing out on so many bangers

Ok, maybe Janet Mills really was the only option that anybody could find who wasn't a dumpster fire

Feel free to claim your award.

Granted it was Laura Loomer who gave us the "news", but it is wild that so much has happened today that this site has barely caught wind of the reports that McConnell is apparently brain dead

Window into the mocking with which foreign media is treating the situation. The latest on the live of Le Monde, France’s paper of record: “We’re being told Trump wants to file an appeal with Infantino alleging that the Belgian team played soccer.”

It's times like these that I'm so glad to be Argentinian... I can never give a damn about the USMNT over Argentina, and I'm so happy to see them lose this specific tournament

Reminder: we are war crime-ing Cuba right now because Trump and Rubio want to collapse their government. Not a major part of the media discourse but it should be.

"The pro and anti Platner camps didn't fall strictly along leftist/liberal lines" lol yes they did

managed to cover portugal's elimination and platner going down in flames in a single ACARS message, elite poster

“we want babies!” *foreign women fly to the states to give birth to future US taxpayers* “no, not like that! we mean wh-“ (media censors rest of sentence)

In another episode of "holy shit Instagram is horrible", everyone on there is calling Jerry Seinfeld "Genocide Larry" because... well, I can only think of one reason

If MOOO! counts, that's the hands-down winner

Lol I missed this back in December, this is probably the only good choice he's made during this entire administration so far

Nothing has pissed me off more than actually reading about The Troubles and realizing that every American on the internet who's fascinated with that era has literally no idea what happened, like not even who the actual factions were or what their motivations were