[passive aggressive gaston] no one sighs like gaston rolls his eyes like gaston says well i guess i’ll just pay for you guys like gaston

lum 🩷

I would say my biggest problem in life is I never have a beer at the times when I most want one.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Ethan Fro-ome Thoughts arrive like butterflies

"A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of toxic people and fake friends.”

Happy Passover to everyone, even the Attractions and the Heartbreakers

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw" brother get this through your head NOBODY can draw we are literally ALL BULLSHITTING

24 Oct 2025

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit

ramona flowers 🩷💙💚

Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.

Gonna start a Record of Lodoss War recap show called Record of PODoss War, who wants in

Oh man I get it now, going outside is kinda like going on the world map of real life

Garf Hand (5/2022)

...I can't draw boobs.

For a man of constant sorrow he didn't sound all that upset.

I like ReFantazio, that's why I wanna try Fantazio, 'cause maybe it's just as good and we're wasting time.

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to shave darkly

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 14,1955

If Walton Goggins is gonna play M.Bison then they need to get Danny McBride as Guile. Don't pretend that wouldn't be amazing.

Should I try FFX again? I didn't really like it when I played it at age 14 but it seems like there's been a resurgence of praise for it in recent years...

This is a fucking wild thing to have on a movie's Wikipedia page

You can rearrange the letters in UMASS AMHERST to spell SAMUS HAMSTER.

Okay I’m trying to make comics again

this is what happens when you die

I think she's my new favorite NPC.

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

By your mid-30s it's imperative that you've chosen a Kurt Russell character to base your identity on.

so... is there a MR-13

Burn.

Can I offer you Egg Shen in this trying time

Philip K. Dick short story titles:

sabrina car from fortnite

Has there been a movie where a defendant says, “Your Honor, I plead the fist,” and then he punches his way out of the courtroom?

Paul and Ringo are still here. Let them play themselves in the Beatles movies. Do not deage them.

Her hair is Harlow gold Her lips a sweet surprise Her hands are never cold She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!

If Animal Collective played a show with Soul Asylum they'd probably have to let Collective Soul play too

Me in the criterion closet: where the fuck is Big Trouble in Little China

All purpose mood

I drew a new lil comic

Harry, of course I'll let you kick the football! The football's Union made! What's the point of a football that doesn't get kicked? I wouldn't want to waste valuable Union resources on a useless football! Why would I pull it away at the last second? I'm a busy man, Harry!

VP of Universal Music Group at the first system of a down showcase

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Is that an rotissering chiggen yu gott thare?