Had asparagus and schnitzel so made some aspara-maki 😋 Would make again! 10/10

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I have seen John Key twice this week and I have seen Christopher Luxon nonce, are the just going to try to hide him until the election? #NZPol

I’m really getting sick and tired of reading the term “underage girls” instead of CHILDREN. They were children that were being trafficked and raped. CHILDREN! We ALL need to use the correct language not just journalists.

Let’s talk tags on clothing. I hate them and they annoy me to no end. And even if I cut them off, the tiny bit remaining always manages to touch me and I hate it. Do tags bother you? #AskingAutistics #ActuallyAutistic image: unknown

Also please mask up

If there was ever any doubt they're working for the same people 😠 #nzpol

Vote them out! #NZpol enough is enough “… record departure of 72,700 New Zealanders - primarily to Australia”. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

#nzpol This is the country we live in now. Seymour has reduced this country to his own personal Atlas-induced, money-grubbing, corporate-bitch, libertarian, ideological wank stain www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

#NZpol "...critics were "overwhelming" rather than "many"... It seeks to put in place a set of far-right values... The idea that he stands up and says 'I've got this great piece of legislation about regulatory quality' when he doesn't follow his own rules about regulatory quality is outrageous."

More than 3,500 cases of pertussis (whooping cough) have been reported in Texas so far this year, according to state figures, roughly four times the number as last year and the highest since 2013.

Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that we were getting heaps of concerts coming... 🤷

i can tell from some of the posts that more of you need a "recreational drugs and video games"-based hiatus from social media

“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.

#NZpol "I mean... do we need to own TVNZ? Do we need to own farms, I mean, you guys don't even like farms, why do we need to own one... hur hur hur" This is the "insight" outlets like the Herald think informs its audience. You just know people are getting stupider by the day being fed this BS.

OMG SPEECHLESS #Aurora has erupted & gone coronal (directly up). Now the entire southern sky

Pass it on urgently! Act immediately': Two brands of children's coloured sand recalled over asbestos concern #nzpol

Sure I *could* talk to you on the phone for ninety seconds…or we can sort this out over hundreds of misinterpreted text messages and three months of broken email chains like adults

Luxon & Hipkins... who looks stupid and in la la land now . #nzpol

Love this youtu.be/Jufjxo3izUQ

when you're arguing about semicolons, you're losing.

Kinda has a Hannibal Lecter wanting to get back out there and sample the local cuisine vibe to it. No admission of guilt or remorse.. #nzpol

Now I’d like to hear Chris Hipkins apologise to Tamatha Paul and the rest of us who he gaslit on police safety not that long ago 😡

Dame Bazley led a Commission of inquiry into Police Conduct in 2004. And in 2025 we are revisiting the same issue again. Enough is enough. People like Tamatha Paul have spoken now it's time to stop sweeping this and other issues under the carpet. Clear the decks, starting at the top #nzpol

Louise Nicholas reported her assault in 1993. 32 years later, and we're still getting cover ups and intimidation of women abused by serving police officers.

big fucking surprise. have any of those useless pricks tried finding a job recently? something permanent with decent pay? we've had a precarious workforce for years and now people have just given up? this is not the fault of workers, this is squarely at the feet of our two main parties. #nzpol

Not today Satan.

It’s such a shame that positions of power attract the worst of people - whether it be police, politicians etc. I know they also attract the best of people - but it’s so damn depressing

Judith "Talofa" Collins taking the absolute piss: "Let's put it this way. If a minister tried to do that, I'm sure that the Prime Minister would have them out the door that way." Hopefully she volunteers to go into space with the new satellites 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾 #NZPol

@chrishipkins.bsky.social Maybe now's the time to take your head out of your arse and start listening to your coalition partners instead of dunking on them An apology wouldn't go amiss either #nzpol

Thinking about that episode of the Simpsons when Bart gets sent to his room and he is up there for ages and starts to think that maybe this time his parents are serious and he might have to mend his ways and just as he is having that realisation Homer relents & lets him out …apropos [vague gesture]

In old, wet forests, the moss goes up and up.

Right, because everyone remembers what happened last time, and the time before that, and the time before that.

Someone sent this to me - enjoy!

A Barn Owl perched in the perfect position for a picture. Always a great day when you see them before it gets too dark! #birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife

Democracy cannot consist solely of elections that are nearly always fictitious and managed by rich landowners and professional politicians. – Che Guevara #SocialistSunday

yea the problem with poverty and food scarcity is that once people experience extended food scarcity that shit is carved in there forever. this was a major observable thing after the great leap forward and its resulting famine

Omg trust me and buy a ticket for tonight at the Tuning Fork in Auckland if you like 3-part-harmony, sun-drenched pop songwriting. TROUSDALE. Tonight. Stunning.

Meridian's newest solar farm is being built on stolen Māori land www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-adv...

Just watched a heartfelt measles immunisation ad asking if our kids are fully immunised ❤️ 5 known infectious measles cases. You know what our kids aren't fully immunised against, deliberately? #covid 171 REPORTED Covid in 7d. Thanks Labour +National. #nzpol www.tewhatuora.govt.nz/for-health-p...

Consequences? OMG it's the inequality, you ultramaroons! #nzed #nzpol #ubi #unemployment www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store

Pacific advocates warn of growing militarisation and mining pressure www.rnz.co.nz/internationa...

Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God

There is an antifa meeting tonight down behind the library. This is the safest place for a meeting because Maple MAGAts rarely read any books & probably don't even know where the library is located.

If my fundraising to survive annoys you. Just fucking block me.

My friend Kristina and I were driving down the coast from Astoria and pulled off the road and ran to the beach when we saw these colors! Cape Kiwanda at Pacific City, Oregon. #BlueSkyArtShow #Evening

Sustainable Tarras: fast-track process stacked in favour of miners #nzpol

There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask. Cowards