Type “what i’d say to you is,” and then use the auto suggestion to finish your very own automated Christopher Luxon statement. What I’d say to you is, I think it’s the same as a normal human life. #Luxomatic

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FAFO #nzpol

Totally out of touch with reality. This "report" from Treasury omits any form of wealth or capital gains tax. As usual, workers would be targetted and the wealthy untouched. It should be binned. www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

eliminate gst (keep excise taxes) and tax capital gains, wealth and land.

Make it easier to vote, not harder! Give us our democracy sausage! #nzpol #PaulGoldsmithHatesDemocracy

The Govt's stated reason for restricting voter enrolment in the last two weeks of the election has been speeding up the final count. But the Electoral Commission just told the Justice Select Committee that wouldn't happen - with or without the law change it would take 20 days. t.co/N0vRXHMbMt

Can anybody find me Somebody to blame?

“Finance Minister Nicola Willis has singled out Sir John Key during a speech to business leaders, saying the former Prime Minister and National Party leader is partly responsible for the economic situation the country’s in today”. Far out www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/nicola-wi...

Our wild places have never been more needed. When we act together we can make change to ensure a livable planet for all. Mō tātou, ā, mō kā uri ā muri ake nei For us and our children after us Join us to stop Bathurst Resources’ next coal mine. 💚 climateliberationaotearoa.org #ClimateJustice

#NZpol Deflecting, again. Both Key mangling the economy and her handling of it now being inept is true. She ended up going *completely* off track, partly bc Nats clearly let ACT prefs direct a lot of final decisions IMO - *also* on her. Yet STILL, diehards think a Left bloc will end the world.

This dystopian now is so much worse than I imagined in the 80s as a teenager. We marched all through the 90s for reconciliation and equality. And I started to believe the world would be better place for my tamariki and mokopuna. I believe in people power - stand together #nzpol #kotahitanga

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Them: Before vaccines and Tylenol, babies didn't have autism! Me: You see Karen, it's hard to identify things like autism when babies die at an alarming rate from things like toxic bacteria in raw food like honey, unidentified birth defects, or measles, polio, or whooping cough...just to name a few

Ah, but can Ms Breman deal with pushy, incompetent Finance Ministers trying to inappropriately influence a supposedly indepent Reserve Bank? That, my fellow Kiwis, is the multi-billion dollar question. (2/2) www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

For those of you who think other countries are cheating the USA, think again. When U.S. business execs are becoming BILLIONAIRES ..while their workers can't afford healthcare or rent... it doesn't take a genius to see where the problem is.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm

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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

It's a tough choice.

he's now saying nobody in cuba is autistic because they're all too poor to buy tylenol

i’m getting pregnant and taking all the tylenol, watch.

Make Simeon feel the pressure. Private healthcare will never replace what public healthcare achieves. This government wants us to accept worse care for ideological reasons. We are worth more than that. #nzpol

I MISS JACINDA!!!

Is he a sulking toddler or a government minister? Good grief 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ #NZPol

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Incompetence proven in '27 Ah fuck it's too late in '28

Well still be in the shit in ‘26

Going to heaven in '27 #RapturePredictions

Kick out these dicks in 26

Copium Hit till '26 #NZPol

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If you buy a mandolin please use the guard, otherwise you will slice your finger/s into delicate slices along with your cucumbers… Twice in the space of a week I’ve seen really nasty finger injuries caused by a mandolin being used for the very first (and possibly the very last) time. Ouch!!!!

Is it really "fast-tracking" or "accelerating" when it's basically restarting some of the 100-odd projects you iced a year ago, putting the construction sector into a nosedive? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Sometimes we just need Bernadette Peters in the Muppets. youtu.be/Ipe14_yCL_g?...

still unsure why we have a light soy sauce and a dark soy sauce

here's my organising 101 find a local thing that needs fixing plan how to fix it ask if anyone wants to help fix the thing repeat we need it to be this simple to start with because in NZ our civic frameworks continue to be hollowed out. Connect in your communities, bond over jobs done well

just wanna add to what mlbkiwi said here, without highjacking the thread "we've no idea what we're doing but you plebians have voted to pay us six figure salaries to wank in public, so that's what we're doing, vote for us in 2026, bluesky whiteout will be nothing by comparison with us" #nzpol

I am 100% behind nurses and hospitals getting funded more, but what everyone is suffering through now is what we Māori have suffered through since the beginning because of medical racism. This is why the Māori health authority is needed. Austerity is colonialism turned inward. #nzpol

Young boy looks with astonishment at flesh colored, nude female statue titled "Mannequin 1" in a pop-up art gallery at the Abraham & Straus department store in Manhasset, New York on January 26, 1971. The sculpture was created by artist Charles C. Parks. Photo by Tom Maguire/Newsday RM.

The 2025/26 Living Wage rate is $28.95. It’s an hourly rate. Set apart from the minimum wage, it’s worker & whānau focused. The Living Wage considers basic expenses, & gives breathing room for rest, activities, or saving for a rainy day. It’s good for collective wellbeing, & our economy. #nzpol

Never gets old 😂😂😂

What’s your sign?

Is there any other movie with the spread of IMDB ratings that "Prime Minister" has? #CookersLiveAmongstUs

Hang on… The Albanese Labor Govt is saying that elderly Australians have to pay more for basic at home care - as spending needs to be reigned in. But - they give over $200b of our public money to the US & UK for submarines we’ll never see. What a betrayal #auspol

Mammoth Lakes. Enjoy:

Also Luxon stressing that recognition “won’t change anything” …

Signs we won't recognise Palestine: - Seymour said he won't & Luxon said it'll be a Govt position not an agree-to-disagree one - If we were going to, we would have announced today with UK/Aus/Can - Aus PM reacted to US pushback today saying Aus policy not decided in Washington *or Wellington*