HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Good Chromecast alternatives, especially non Google?

Good Chromecast alternatives, especially non Google?

Got my college transcripts back. I did a lot better than I thought. But I did get a D in a course titled "Success Seminar." 😂

I can't wait until I'm some day rich enough to donate everything in the kitchen and buy all new everything. Imagine matching forks?

Everything is sold as a value pack now. You have to buy 20 of something or shoplift just 2. Seems like community and bartering need to make their way back in circulation. I'll give you 3 hot glue sticks for 2 ink pens. Or we just shoplift more

It's easier to catch flies by calling them woke libtards than couch fuckers

I found a recipe and homemade butter chicken and holy fuck, it's so good.

Found my OEM windows 7 install disk the other day. What a neat coaster I own.

@dnlnwmn.bsky.social how can I get this to you?

🎲✂️ I'm really good at writing theme into a game. Hire me? *cough*

Bought my Lyft driver ice cream. Never seen a man so stunned and happy. Spread joy

🎲✂️ I have a game in my design files labeled "Memory." I don't remember what it is.

Happy birthday Cow Tools! Here’s Gary Larson explaining how it made him “want to crawl into a hole somewhere and die”

We've put together a package to help you and/or your LGS to set up women+ Magic: The Gathering events! Download it here: www.linktr.ee/women_in_magic #magicthegathering #mtg #womeninmagic #poweredbyWIM

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year. I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

I've never had a queer or trans person shove their "lifestyle" down my throat. I have had AI shoved at me at every fucking turn and I do not like that.

These pain meds for the wisdom teeth removal really have me, an unhinged person, with even less hinges. I apologize in advance.

Every time I see a woman in public that looks like Paula Deen I just know there's a 50 50 chance she's dropped the hard R in the past 48 hours

The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. -toni morrison

5 hours later, a few botched punches, but we got there! Haven't done this in a while, feels good to be back.

🎲✂️ ♪ working on a prototype! | wisdom teeth out, trying not to talk! twitch.tv/angrytetris

🎲✂️ ♪ working on a prototype! | wisdom teeth out, trying not to talk! twitch.tv/angrytetris

Trying to solve a problem, and I assume someone with a 3d printer may have solved this already. This light switch is hard to reach. I wish I could make the switch longer. I saw a string operated one on Etsy, but wanted to know if anyone else has a similar issue/solution. Thanks!

if HP lovecraft experienced a vaginoplasty his fearful ass would have never recovered

Got my wisdom teeth taken out today. The doctors said they were some of the biggest, best teeth they had ever seen. You wouldn't believe, they were like "wow, these teeth, they're incredible, the teeth." You know, Antifa, they don't even have teeth. Some of them don't have mouths, you know?

if i was working for an employer and they asked me to commit war crimes and human rights atrocities, i would simply not do that job

Thank you, Chicago.

I've been #solodev ing for years now... Watching my hair develop on its own, collecting feedback, watching tutorials, checking analytics and cutting it all myself ✂️ and the results? ... Lets just say patches have been frequent and uneven edges you could call a aesthetic choice

Three Cornered Pitney from Madd Magazine starts out with a zinger... Boy, are you dumb! You've probably been shelling out good money to buy all the latest board games to entertain your friends.

People think they're fancy saying shit like "𝐴𝑙𝑜𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎 is a succulent." Just tell me "this leaf has a big ass"

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

One of my all time favorite inside/running jokes is that whenever someone talk about forgetting something, I say reminds me of this article I read neurosciencenews.com/cannabis-cog...

youtu.be/UAT-eOzeY4M?... Cool video on the evolution of the NATO phonetic alphabet. Two fun factoids from a job where I was on the phone a lot;

Working with tomato sauce in the kitchen. Shirt comes off. Those stains are hard to get out!

Windows 10 support ends on October 14 and there's a link floating around with instructions to enroll for an additional year of security updates, but I'm not linking to that chatgpt article so here's what you do. Settings Update & Security Windows Update Initiate Enrollment

I was born in 91', it was 31 then. I'm 34 now, and it's 56. So in 34 years, I'm still 22 years away. Just in case anyone was wondering why our generation is... *Gestures broadly*

Yeah I said it.

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

It's absolutely exhausting losing your entire friend base and connection to the world every time a tech autocrat decides to endanger the rights of marginalized people for a payout.

One of my favorite interactions while working at a pizza place was having an online order request "Draw Teemo on the box." I wrote on the inside lid "buy wards noob."

I do not think bluesky is to blame for the incredible number of reading comprehension flubs. I just think people who are still on social media are trending stupider on average. Note: AI wants to correct "stupider" to "stupidly." I genuinely fear for what the world looks like in 30 years.

Where can I go on the Internet to be filled with joy?

generals gathered in their masses