“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

I've also teleported to a Waffle House. It involved way more Everclear (my elixir) than I'd like to admit

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet. BlueSky user: It makes me angry Therapist: I meant like a joke BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

Enorme Gigante

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

It’s a hard knock life out there... #NITW #nightinthewoods #maeborowski

Kirby with a gun plush is $15.98 on Amazon amzn.to/3GBUsKr #ad

unfair

If there are people inside of your tent that are trying to push people out, or worse; How inclusive is it really? Transphobes can get the fuck out of my tent

I love using the neutral "'em" as opposed to them, but it sounds too much like "him" in speech.

The Jetsons lied to us

It's never safe to turn off your computer.

*taps the "profit losses are the fault of executive leadership, who are conveniently never affected by profit loss" sign*

Mint Oreos dipped in Coffee. That is all.

Been a long time since I've gotten a postcard. Slay.

Call me pessimistic, but I am having trouble seeing good in the world. It's just all evil.

I am brand new at it, but I think I've made the best Dunning Kruger joke of all time.

Maybe this is just an issue with kickstarters in general... but for a GAME, where the main point is playing the GAME, why are we discussing how much money you can spend within a few lines but then having to scroll 75% of the page to figure out how to play the game? Netrunner died for this

This game is way more fun than it has any right to be.

Oh. :(

I'm not sure what Instagram thinks of me 🐄

72° yesterday, SNOWING today. Mother nature, I am so sorry for what we've done to you

this 🫂 is a hug this 🤗 is a boob honk

That's Ohio baby!

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

Take a pickle. Replace the bumps with windows. That's a submarine. This is a paid advertisement for margaritas.

slowly working on updating my portfolio site (as noted by the outdated cover image LOL) but I've got a bunch of new projects up, check it out! funnylittleguys.com

It's okay to hate my ideas but it is required to admire their genius

holy shit

Yes, this is as dumb as you think it is. But also, I opened ROH!!!

Wikipedia Gacha Result: ⬜[UC] ROH World Tag Team Championship ⬜[C] Euphorbia ankaranae ⬜[UC] Shershenivka ⬜[UC] List of South Korean tourist attractions 🟩[R] Round stingray ATK 5452 / DEF 10831 wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha

Back to malaphor season

Here's a healthy break from your doomscroll. Sometimes the Internet is alright. (Read alt text)

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Look out! She's right behind you!

That's a big bite

two men: the blowjob brothers three men: tonight on top gear four men: weezer

The number of fixed-wing aircraft lost in friendly fire incidents today equals the number lost during the entire 20-year span of conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan since 9/11.

Scrolling Tiktok. Someone's live pops up. Shows a fire truck and police cars etc. Ai summary at the bottom? ASMR car crash and house fire

www.twitch.tv/angrytetris 🌧️🏙️