Big day for Rashard Mendenhall too..

Pens have given us a surprisingly fun season out of nowhere. No rule against that season stopping anytime soon.

Series on

While you’re on your phones during intermission this is your friendly reminder that Zinnia’s Garden is opening up for Bill Deasy of Gathering field fame for the May 30th show.

John Denver: Almost Heaven Me: Sounds nice John Denver: West Virginia Me: Oh

Not having Sunday scaries is an incredible advantage of not having a normal M-F job.

When someone asks me my best dish

Garage League

Longstaff with a cracking last minute equaliser for Leeds #NUFC #LUFC

Nothing says you’re home but still on vacation mode like a beer and Motown on the jukebox at a local dive before 10am.

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Christ's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Trivia night shenanigans

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

TOON TOON!!!!

You may be thinking you’re living your best life but do get to be the Easter Bunny tomorrow for dog pictures with the Easter Bunny at a brewery? No, you do not.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

ICE spotted near Harbor Freight in Cranberry Township Frontline Dignity is onsite

I think I’ll watch Arrested Development for the millionth time.

All right, Bluesky, I need some lists: independent writers, self publishing sources, editors for hire, etc. Pittsburgh-based would be a bonus.

I now have power, a stronger cocktail, and the same mutt.

I have no power, a strong cocktail, and a dog.

Cowher power

YOUVE SEEN UNITED NOW FUCK OFF HOME

Wake up babe Arrested Development is relevant again

South Side. 1820 East Carson - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller says a woman wearing cat ears is threatening to beat up and scratch employees. She has supposedly been kicked out once before.

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

Relegation candidate Tottenham Hotspur

😂😂😂

Cops are chasing the guy on Exchange Way. Another cop asked for a description and the original cop replied “he’s naked”

every millennial is seeing Tobias Fünke right here

god Lucille Bluth was the best character on that show

Green Day has the juice

I can’t imagine why the owners of Oakmont Bakery are getting hateful calls over this.

Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"

Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...

This jackass lost the 2014 Belk Bowl to a 6-6 Virginia Tech team, and then lost to South Florida 65-27 the next season, so he'd absolutely lose the Woke Bowl, too

Something we can all get behind.

H2 warmth

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free