scanning the QR code of the ICE agent choking me out and it’s the menu to applebees

I, for one, welcome our new wine mom overlords.

At least Newcastle will be nice and rested for their semi final against Man City on Tuesday.

It’s January 9th and I just cracked the window for fresh air.

To so many people, this is what the word "America" means. We do not have to let that go away

John Fetterman runs away from doing the right thing like he's chasing a jogger in his neighborhood with a firearm.

BREAKING: Heavy gunfire near Venezuela's presidential palace, circumstances unclear

Gonna start an NFL conspiracy theory where all outcomes are targeted to optimize the power of the most important city in America, Pittsburgh

The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to

First snowfall at the new house and I already got all the sidewalks in front of our property shoveled and salted. Gotta make a good first impression on the neighbors.

This snow squall is wild.

Happy New Years here’s one of my favorite pictures from the last year. 🏆 @thebestsmart.bsky.social @thepitchonbutler.bsky.social

Trump’s inauguration, Taylor’s engagement, and a whole lot of genocide. What a wild ride 2025 was.

Remember when Devin Bush shared that cat video? Fuck Devin Bush.

Hello, Pitt FB. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We'll do our best to provide it. Our feelings for you haven't changed, Pitt FB. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space

Happy birthday!!!! @kiki5158.bsky.social

Boxing day celebration, tomorrow!

the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄

Scott Peterson even thinks she’s grieving in an odd way.

Imagine us having a home playoff game. 7am tailgate, whatever towel they’re giving away still not being available for all fans, the people behind you telling you to sit down. One day it will be ours.

Maybe all the Newcastle United matches should start this early.

First night in the new house. I sure hope there aren’t any ghosts.

Look at all these ugly and stupid Sunderland fans.

It’s snowing let’s listen to Tom Waits and drink strong vodka drinks.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Flightless birds!

The Steelers are named after the mid-century heroes who forged the steel that built the tanks & ships used to defeat the Nazi scourge. The Ravens are named after a poem written by a Boston native who married his 13-yr-old cousin, moved to Baltimore, got drunk & died. #BALvsPIT

New Auburn coach Alex Golesh is asked at his press conference if he likes golf. "That's a setup question. I've been here long enough to know that." Says his kids and his wife like golf. "I like football more than golf. And I'm terrible."

WAR DAMN EAGLE

H2P

As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency. by JD Vance

Come on you Hounds!

I knew that looked familiar.

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

The left’s Joe Rogan has emerged

It has to be pretty annoying for my other half when we’re just quietly sitting here with SNF on in the background and I loudly yell FUMBLE 50 times louder than the tv volume.

Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

BREAKING: We won! Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years. pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...

Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...? Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?

Sunderland needs to cone back to reality sooner rather than later.

Basically, if you want to hear a man (me) declaring his undying love for a man heading a football - and why wouldn’t you? - then here is Pod on the Tyne Extra Tyne. Feat. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Happy birthday to me! Howay the Lads! #NUFC

What a ridiculously fun baseball game.

I think I am in love with Nick Woltemade