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If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Some days you test for your next-level black belt, some days you days drink.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Literally cramming for my level-two black belt test, which starts in two hours

And once again, I'm in the category of people who do think LLMs have a lot of genuine potential - but I also think that from a cost-benefit perspective, slowing our roll and thinking through how we integrate them into society costs us little, while the current YOLO approach is far more dangerous.

If you need a kick in the ass to motivate you over the finish line this Friday, here you go. open.spotify.com/album/7lcpCG...

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I left my wireless mouse at the office no one has suffered as much as I

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Right? Thie way this is cast as beef between The Pope and Trump is nuts. The Pope is saying very Pope things, and the administration is taking it personally (because they are guilty of the things the Pope is saying are wrong).

I have perished

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

Fucking Fetterman Literally doing the exact opposite what I elected him to do I can't wait for him to lose his job

www.axios.com/2026/04/15/i... House Democrats will introduce six articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday accusing him of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.

If you haven’t heard about it yet, the youths are super into IRL human interactions, no AI, and “physical media” (vinyl! DVDs! tapes!) right now and it’s glorious. Like there are 20yo influencers that just read old paper books and talk about feelings.

I don't want to use AI, but of course I also work in an industry that has decided that we need to use AI. It is written into our goals, we have to track when we're using it. It sucks.

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

Do u think that orange 🐈 is named #TACO? 😂 🐾 TIME TO IMPEACH 🍑 #FELONTRUMP

If you're a journalist who is still on substack, it is NOT ok.

Husband came to bed at 5 am (he usually falls asleep on the couch), and started snoring, so I've been up since 5 am.

Sorry everyone, my wife asked me to delete the thread because it got too big. I'll let you know the next steps we take, if any. Fuck Target, Fuck Self Checkout, and Fuck AI though. We're exploring options with the lawyer.

The covid amnesia shell game happened DESPITE THE DATA, in part bc we never had a reckoning or real memorialization The *moment* we replace this regime, they will memory-hole everything they did. If we don't keep clear records and then make them into public memory, they'll get away with it.

This is gross

OMG. If you don't have to shop at Target, please don't.

Well shit. I guess the purchase of the PG isn't great news.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Bummed to not see @deluzio.house.gov on the list of cosponsors, but hoping he will support the bill with his vote.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Congressman Eric Swalwell (D-CA) and Congressman Tony Gonzales (R-TX) have officially resigned

Bring it in, yinz

I would like to know if Politico is as concerned about those YouTube influencers who broke the "Somali fraud" story in Minnesota not too long ago

IT'S REALLY FUCKED UP YOU GUYS

For ideological reasons, I moved from Substack to beehiiv and couldn’t be happier. I’m happy to talk to anyone who wants to make a move. Leaving Substack is like planting a tree. The best day to do it was years ago. The second best day is today.

To my non tech normies, PSA: when you share a link, everything after the ? is tracking. Those “query parameters” tell companies exactly how you arrived, what app you clicked, which ad or email sent you, sometimes a unique identifier tied to you. You can delete everything after the question mark.

This kind of thing at Substack (including their Nazi problem and trans hate problem) are why my newsletter is at Ghost.org and always has been. Andrew Tate is a spectacularly vile human being accused of numerous violent crimes against women and hugely corrosive for young male minds.

Did you know Buttondown will migrate your newsletter *for you*? It's amazing.

Y’all please write some poetry this National Poetry Month! Even if you think you’re not good or professional, but you like poems & expressing yourself, try your hand at it! Everyone’s poems are important. You’ll feel great if you write some.

Hot tip! If you have issues with transgender people, they are easily solved by minding your own business!

In the history of American politics, no one has ever suspended their campaign over false allegations.

Now send JD Vance to run the publicity team for the new Harry Potter series.

No Rugby Sunday™️ today. Got a kiddo sick with a very phelmy cold and headache. 😔

Name four non-person things that make your life livable: 1. Books 2. Books 3. Birds 4. Scotch

Just because we’re not surprised that another man used his power to sexually assault women doesn’t mean that we’re not angry.

Really hard to not come away with the conclusion that anyone who wants to be a politician shouldn't be allowed to be one.

Why can't I find spinach at any of my Aldis?

it’s cool to be reminded on a regular basis that half the fucking population doesn’t matter to a vast swathe of these people

I'm sorry, but why would we want to fertility rates of CHILDREN to increase? This shit makes me feel insane and it's exhausting.

FUCKING THIS. EVERY DAMN DAY we have to deal with a whole bunch of putting some man's "value to society" over our basic humanity. EVERY DAY. "But he'll be a good president." Find someone else. "But he's a good comedian." So will someone else be. "But he catches footballs good." FUCK OFF WITH THAT.