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My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.

I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Would you like some FOAM in your coffee? It's called a cup-o-keno, and wait til you see what it costs!

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a... she's the belle of the ball!

Waitress: Plate or platter? Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I didn’t even know we were calling it Big Bear

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow? Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

It's one year of Evernote, Michael. What could it cost...

Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too. Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.

A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...? Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?

You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and... Michael: Your son? Gob: According to him. Michael: And a DNA test. Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Keep fighting little guy

Barry will be crushed piunikaweb.com/2026/05/02/a...

I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!

Michael: What do you think about Sudden Valley? George Michael: It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

See, I heard it as "almost definitely" too. @johnlevenstein.bsky.social?

“most definitely”

GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy. Michael: It's personal.

You burn down the storage unit?

I don’t know who that is and I don’t care to find out.

… and that’s why you don’t yell.

I may have committed some light treason.

When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you.

I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1 o'clock.

He may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or the The OC Disorder.

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

I didn’t take “wasn’t optimistic it could be done” for an answer

Steve Holt!!!

These are my awards. From Army.

Fun fact from Liza Minnelli’s memoir: as a teen she babysat a young Ron Howard, who decades later would cast her as Lucille 2 in Arrested Development ✨

You gotta lock that down

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