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My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.
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8 days ago
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I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.
14 days ago
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16 days ago
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Would you like some FOAM in your coffee? It's called a cup-o-keno, and wait til you see what it costs!
20 days ago
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I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a... she's the belle of the ball!
21 days ago
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22 days ago
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Waitress: Plate or platter? Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
28 days ago
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I didn’t even know we were calling it Big Bear
28 days ago
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Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.
29 days ago
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Lucille: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow? Michael: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.
30 days ago
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It's one year of Evernote, Michael. What could it cost...
about 1 month ago
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Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub, it's the only reason you're here, too. Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too.
about 1 month ago
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A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
about 1 month ago
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Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...? Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
about 1 month ago
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You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
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Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and... Michael: Your son? Gob: According to him. Michael: And a DNA test. Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
about 2 months ago
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Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!
about 2 months ago
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Keep fighting little guy
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Barry will be crushed
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2 months ago
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I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Michael: What do you think about Sudden Valley? George Michael: It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.
2 months ago
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What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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A father can tell. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
2 months ago
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See, I heard it as "almost definitely" too.
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2 months ago
“most definitely”
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GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy. Michael: It's personal.
2 months ago
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You burn down the storage unit?
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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I don’t know who that is and I don’t care to find out.
3 months ago
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… and that’s why you don’t yell.
3 months ago
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I may have committed some light treason.
3 months ago
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When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you.
3 months ago
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I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1 o'clock.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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He may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or the The OC Disorder.
3 months ago
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The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
3 months ago
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I didn’t take “wasn’t optimistic it could be done” for an answer
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3 months ago
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Steve Holt!!!
3 months ago
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These are my awards. From Army.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Fun fact from Liza Minnelli’s memoir: as a teen she babysat a young Ron Howard, who decades later would cast her as Lucille 2 in Arrested Development ✨
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You gotta lock that down
3 months ago
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Seen at
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3 months ago
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