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Michael: We have a private eye, huh? Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything. Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.
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Arrested Development - Pearl Harbor
YouTube video by Top Clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxb_yX4Xv6o
2 days ago
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What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?
2 days ago
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Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome, young doctor said on The Today Show. Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist...
3 days ago
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Europeans when being asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
5 days ago
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Casey Newton
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Congratulations to San Francisco for inventing the long-prophesied banana that costs ten dollars
sfstandard.com/2026/03/11/g...
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It’s one banana, San Francisco. What could it cost?
Ten dollars. And you can get it dipped in chocolate from Go Bananas in Dolores Park on a sunny day.
https://sfstandard.com/2026/03/11/go-bananas-dolores-park-arrested-development/
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STEVE HOLT!
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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It looks like you've been looking for dragons... in the future.
19 days ago
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Danielle Kurtzleben
20 days ago
Wake up babe Arrested Development is relevant again
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Lucille: Modest and generous? Then why is he always waving giant $10 million checks over his head every time some...? Michael: Go ahead, Mom, finish the thought. Every time some children's hospital needs funding?
22 days ago
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Kim
22 days ago
www.king5.com/article/news...
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'Severe burns' prompt recall of Gourmia pressure cookers sold at Best Buy
"Severe burns" prompted the recall of 43,500 Gourmia pressure cookers this week. Here's what to know. (CPSC)
https://www.king5.com/article/news/nation-world/gourmia-pressure-cooker-recall-severe-burns/507-f6c3f93b-5e36-4718-b5a4-3646de033b94#
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IT'S A WONDERFUL RESTAURANT!
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Burger King is testing AI headsets that will know if employees say 'welcome' or 'thank you'
Burger King is testing AI-powered headsets that can recite recipes, alert managers when inventories are low and even track how friendly employees are to customers.
https://apnews.com/article/burger-king-ai-artificial-intelligence-headsets-friendliness-b7d5a4120dc669fe338a4da3eedb0016
23 days ago
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24 days ago
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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
29 days ago
This Arrested Development quote goes through my head pretty much anytime Silicon Valley financial news comes across my feed.
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Is RFK Jr. a 'Never Nude'?
Human Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was mocked after releasing a video showing him swimming and working out in jeans with Kid Rock.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jeans-swimming-kid-rock-workout-1235518928/
28 days ago
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These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar.
about 1 month ago
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We forget but we never forgive.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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GOB: Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. GOB: We never had a chance to.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Merriam-Webster
about 2 months ago
jeans = 👖 genes = 🧬 Gene =
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome, young doctor said on The Today Show.
about 1 month ago
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I may have committed some light treason.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.
about 1 month ago
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Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
about 1 month ago
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Michael: I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl Michael at the bar? Tobias: It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. I mean, I'm married. And the carbs!
about 1 month ago
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If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
about 1 month ago
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Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Michael: This is a big accusation. Wayne: Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
about 2 months ago
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STEVE HOLT!
about 2 months ago
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How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
2 months ago
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I deceived you, mom. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
2 months ago
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¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!
2 months ago
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You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
2 months ago
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I buy all my cars at police auction
2 months ago
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Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even speaking towards the end. Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
2 months ago
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Chris Kluwe
3 months ago
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You know, say what you will about America... thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
3 months ago
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Best video I’ve seen this year
youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?...
#ChickensDontClap
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The Bizarro Elaine Dance
YouTube video by Bell Brothers
https://youtu.be/wlZE5JaD4kU?si=uZ1gnqU1o3K00DC-
3 months ago
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Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
3 months ago
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Happy New Year
3 months ago
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What's this, a stuffy office meeting? Well. Maybe it's time for a little... office magic?
3 months ago
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Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
3 months ago
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Oscar: Well, sure, the question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Michael: I don't need any details. Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. Michael: Hey!
3 months ago
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Michael: GOB, you've found a woman who believes in you. You should make a commitment to her because life is short. Listen to me. I would give anything to be able to have that again, you know? A family. Nothing else matters. Lucille: Michael? Michael: It's Mom. Hide.
3 months ago
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RiotGrlErin
3 months ago
just hear me out
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