And they say Canadians are polite.

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

I think with all this @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social and Bubba talk, it reinforces my theory that @chucktingle.bsky.social is a trickster god and is writing reality. If not, he should be.

The whole world seems to be experiencing a carbon monoxide leak in their apartment.

I know he did SOMETHING. I'm not sure if he is a pedophile, but if he's not, I think the only thing keeping him from it is cowardice. He just acts SO guilty all the time about everything, it's hard to figure out if he's actually guilty about this particular thing.

Nah man I don't find you burdensome. Is burdenall a word?

He's such a huge baby, he'll never be able to hold it together long enough to not complain, at least once, that he doesn't want to give a tariff stimulus to people who didn't vote for him. #tariffs

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

If Rockstar had any balls, they'd release GTA 6 and it's just a text file of the finale of Song of Ice and Fire #gta6 #gameofthrones

If you see this post egg

I sense a great disturbance in the force. As if so many faces are free from the fear of being shot at with a rifle on a hunting trip

Yo, I promise that food bank near you has enough mac and cheese. Everything I've been seeing, if you can do powdered milk and vegetable oil or even butter, that's what is necessary to make a lot of the non-perishable stuff that comes in. #SNAP #resist

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

So what do Gen Alpha waste their time on? BOOKS?

I know Americans get a lot of flak for calling Autumn "fall" but I just found out Canadians do it, too. I can't believe how little of a win this is and I feel like it's the biggest win this country has had in about a year.

daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life

Sugar. Give me sugar. In water

Reason # 1741 why this whole shit show is going to fail spectacularly. The damage may be irreparable, but there's no way this succeeds. Bc they're all, every single one, starting with the guy at the top, so monumentally stupid. Their lack of any minimal amt of intelligence, & perception & awareness

That last line is treason, sir! We are a cabinet of alternate facts!

I'm trying to skate away from being a reply guy and lean into being a repost host

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

I hope they do give Trump their own Peace Prize and I hope it looks exactly like he'd like it to.

rose knew jack for 194 minutes and straight up murdered him in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

In the 1980s there was this weird old guy with a long beard that drove a Datsun truck around town with "KILL YOUR TV" painted on the tailgate and I think about that guy a lot

Masterful statecraft by Marina Corina Machado. By thanking Trump and then tweeting about it, she kept a wannabe dictator from sullying the Nobel, but she appeased his narcissism and prevented him from tariffing Venezuela in "retaliation." She's proven she earned the prize. #nobel

happy Re-Animator day to all who celebrate

Mood

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Okay, millenial owned businesses, it's time to stop only updating your menus and news on Instagram. You're not keeping out Boomers like you think you are, you're just making it annoying for people that dislike Meta. There are people from the Silent Generation on TikTok at this point.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

I know we like to say Boomers are too influenced by celebrity status identity politicians and how ridiculous it is, but if Bo Burnham came out as a candidate, there'd be lines at the polling station NOW.

We're so embarrassing. How do you spin "WE'RE LOWERING STANDARDS! AMERICA IS STRONG!"

"NO ONE is above the law... @FBI agents on mission," FBI Director Kash Patel posted to X Deputy Director Bongino reposted Patel's comments alongside the caption: "Public corruption will not be tolerated." They have to know how dorky they sound, right? They sound like twelve year old edgelords.

Some sequels are better than the original

Ame the Witch, her Fox familiar, and the Ink Demons Enzo and Cyril in pursuit of The Wizard Sky. @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social #WorldsBeyondNumber

Good job, TikTok. Block videos of the protests in LA, but yeah, those rings with swastikas can just stay in the Shop, no problem, right? #tiktok

RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Other than the weird, elitist nerdshaming, I feel it coming from the System Shock 2 artist is apt because he's basically saying (the current culturally accepted version of) AI cannot create actual new content. It's not a bad point.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Remember, it's not just distraction from Epstein, it's stalling. The longer it takes to release, the more chaotic they can make it so they can at least fool the...more malleable of MAGA.

hell? yea, brother

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

This is so blatantly bullshit.