The Supreme Court tried to save him from himself, but he's too stupid to grab the life preserver.

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Surely, the press will scrutinize Trump for breaking a long standing U.S. policy the same way they did AOC saying um a few times!

Vaccines are genuine bona fide miracles, and destroying a miracle is a grave sin, yet that is what our country is dead set on doing.

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

i‘m using it for a column but i want to share here this line from lincoln on jefferson because it is applies to our situation as well. you can find it in his april 6, 1859 letter to henry l. pierce.

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Let's be clear. If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA. You are a traitor. Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.

I need the nation's top NEPA lawyers to stop suing to block offshore wind energy projects to protect Connecticut millionaires' water views and start suing ICE to block concentration camps. Just this once, use your powers for good.

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin cancels peace talks with Ukraine, citing the Dow is around 50,000.

Lol I just said, essentially, that you may need to learn how to talk to normal voters without immediately alienating them and this is the response I got. Proved my point, no? There's a 100 normie liberals for every one of you anyway, you don't matter and you never will at this rate.

"Only me and the other Initiated know how to do activism, you dumbasses! Get out of the way!" I yell at the people I need to convince, as they go home and stop caring about the issue I claim to want change on.

The fact that "activism" has become a specialized area of knowledge that only the initiated experts can do correctly is exactly why these movements have been unsuccessful in reaching any of their policy goals. They've become a bunch of insular weirdos one-upping each other's purity to the cause.

The only thing I want to see in CA's insurance system is centering the actuarial risks. Private or public, doesn't matter. What matters is that landowners in high fire risk areas pay their own actuarial risks, and are not subsidized. Jane Kim seems to want to subsidize rich homeowners.

Discussing this (bad bunny flags) with my "I vote dem 24/7 but also I ignore politics because it depresses me" friend who is my normie barometer Her (completely unprompted): "yknow I'm gonna put up an American flag in the front yard, I'm sick of this shit with those assholes, I'm reclaiming it"

While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”

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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

This is the logic of DOGE. We need a federal government made of strong, stable institutions full of career bureaucrats quietly doing largely thankless technical work to maintain obscure but crucial systems and protect us from things we don’t understand. ICE and CBP are exceptions, not the rule.

One of the only things I appreciate about Trump is the way he exposes small-government conservatives and evangelical Christians as being completely full of shit.

It’s so beautiful

One must simply abjure and abhor hoe-scaring behavior if one is to achieve success in war or politics—Sun Tzu

Fascism: Still not popular with the American public.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

It's so f-ing weird how Minaj is getting into all the dumbest conspiracies of 2016. Like how does one of the best rappers ever wake up one day and be like, ya know what, I want to know what your racist uncle was talking about at Thanksgiving 10 years ago. That shit sounds cool af

In the rest of the world, condominium presale markets are the key to financing mass homeownership. But in the US, they're variously either illegal or heavily constrained. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

So very tired...

Had the day off today, and just now realizing that my morning consisted of: Seeing a headline about cheese consumption reducing Alzheimer's risk; selecting a found footage horror movie involving a demonically possessed Alzheimer's patient; made myself a big grilled cheese for lunch.

State-sponsored lawless violence is a much worse thing than mere illegal violence.

olive oil is a legitimate interest

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

the people opposing ice thuggery need one clear descriptor: patriots. they are PATRIOTS in the best american tradition the people fighting the forces of oppression and evil. PATRIOTS.

we are witnessing historic backpedaling here

Obtrusive thought: The eroding faith in govt institutions has less to do with the performance of those institutions, and more to do with the eroding decency of the people they serve. And where performance has gotten worse it's because voters elect ppl like, e.g., Donald Trump. /send tweet

The thing about the current Dept of Justice and administration stonewalling any attempt to investigage the ICE murders is, there's no statute of limitations on murder. This current admin sure as sh*t isn't staying in office forever, and all of this was caught on video from multiple different angles.

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."

Tonight, on behalf of Minnesota law enforcement, I filed a lawsuit against DHS to prevent the destruction of evidence related to the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti. DHS is not above the law, and Alex sure as hell is not beneath it.

Maybe they don’t trust the guys with the guns lol

Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city. If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

This is gonna be fun.

Lmao what a line in the freaking NDS: “To ensure that is the case, this Strategy will ensure that we see things and the choices we need to make clearly.” Oh yeah man, we’re going to SEE THINGS.

CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.