Create imperfect things. Be unapologetically weird. Focus on what brings you joy. Tell people you appreciate them.

Montague told us: “My inner wisdom is telling me to break up with my boyfriend, pack a bag and start a new life under the sea – but then it’s also telling me I need to peel this satsuma in one clean strip or my family will die.”

wisdom is a cloud, infancy is a .. paddling pool?

EARTH MUST DIE Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE Please RETWEET and WISHLIST

I'm so freaking excited for @thesectionband.bsky.social I just drummed my feet on the train! Give us a tiny dripfeed of what you're planning?! Repertoire? Musical influences? Gossip? This is my new favourite thing and we haven't heard a note as such yet..

OMG This gig was SO AMAZING!! I'd waited so long and was right at the front. From the moment they came on, @thehornesection.bsky.social stunned us with their musical prowess (it was Thick and Creamy opener in those days). So kind of @alexhorne.bsky.social to organise it with all the restrictions.📯💗

20 September 2010 - What a title.

One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

What is bringing you joy today?

What is a way you can be kinder to yourself today?

Do the others do this for you? Like I do?

dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts

I am so excited to be back at Coherent - please do come along! You don't even have to leave your house!

Another #taskmaster outtake already 🙏 like the raven, we’re being fed well

Really funny conversation between two like-minded souls. There should definitely be a weekly podcast of Richard & Esther chatting shit. Richard & Esther's Chatting Shit Podcast (RAECSP!)

Elon Musk has shared an obviously AI-generated image of the Unite the Kingdom rally in London. The first AI error is that the Arc de Triomphe is in Paris, not London. And once you zoom in, you'll notice that the Union Jacks and the crowd have other errors typical of AI images.

The whole gen x with less money in my pocket than 20 years ago is making me more LEFT wing

Watching the bit of Paddington where he sleeps rough on a bench in the rain and thinking what a rose-tinted idealised view of Britain it is to have a bench you can sleep rough on.

This is a beautiful poem, but km clearly too chronically online, because I spent too long trying to work out where the icebox fitted in.

Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…

pov: you’re walking very sedately after little alex horne

the population of the world has doubled since 1960.

It's the 150th RHLSTP Book Club! And the guest is the awesome Cariad Lloyd with a book that has made me cry every time I've read it (it's beautiful though) shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Buy it here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/wher...

@rathergood.bsky.social dragon con 2025 cosplay (via Facebook)

...and this is unconventionally sexy:

Fortunately for me, neither of my bosses are dickheads, but this is useful intel nonetheless.

Stepped outside this morning into the rain and wind and yellow leaves falling like confetti. I bet you sods who bum autumn must be loving this.

This is a good answer.

Most committed to the bit award goes to…

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Hello, good evening and welcome to our new episode, coming Tuesday! TK talks with Ben Reynolds of @thehornesection.bsky.social. Don't forget to catch up on The Horne Section TV Show, or heck, watch it again! Available on Channel 4, Youtube or Binge if you're in Oz. www.channel4.com/programmes/t...

Aww this is SO romantic (to me, a nerd)

Sarah Harrow, 38, who thinks through her every action with the strategic neuroticism of a moral philosopher, is unfortunately not in control of how other people react to her. Bail us out of trouble somehow (?) by supporting our Patreon; www.patreon.com/posts/136541...

if any of you have not seen this delightful bit of taskmaster jumperwork, do yourself a favour and check it out!

I love @justbeingmelani on IG 😂❤️ We Do Not Care. That’s the message. All members, please be sure to post what We Do Not Care about in the comments. #perimenopause #menopause #postmenopause #wedonotcare #wdnc #womenshealth

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."

One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity

do you know when you find a new song and for the first 3-5 listens it's like yeah okay this is okay and then upon the 6th listen you're like OH SHIT OH NO OH BUDDY THIS IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.

Sorry if it's weird to repost someone else's trauma but this is (of course) so goddamn WELL PUT it speaks for the rest of us

Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.

Taskmaster has such "Two bored and only slightly malevolent fae decide to fuck with some humans" energy

are we just moving on with our lives after seeing this or

strayed too far from god’s light with this one. there’s some hornes in this house etc etc

I’ve been thinking about the similarities between “alpha male” carnivore influencers on instagram and the Golgi apparatus. They’re always tracking proteins and they’re both in cells.

You can tell if someone is nice if they aren’t judging your garden which is none of their business.

The album that I made with Mark Watson (Mock the Week, Taskmaster, books and that) is out now. Basically he text me some words and then I did loads of work to make this happen and paid a man £500 to make it loud. So please listen. music.apple.com/gb/album/dre... open.spotify.com/album/0XjLb3...

“Alex Horne’s Manifesto” - can’t believe we’ve lost such a valuable piece of history, and the only manifesto penned by a 19 year old I’d be interested in subjecting myself to www.alumni.cam.ac.uk/magazine/iss...