So @sarahellinwood.bsky.social planted milkweed without telling me and now we have a bunch of new friends!

lmfao can’t wait for grok4 to tell me about why hitler was right when I ask it about the latest research in immunology yes grok will definitely overthrow all of academia 😌

I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.

If you think AI can “easily replace” PR and do it better, then you suck at PR.

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Need to share this with the entire biotech community lol Having worked in biotech PR for ~6 years, people are so hesitant to show too much color or personality because “VCs won’t take me seriously!” It’s boring.

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Whenever you feel bad for making a mistake at work, just remember - at least you weren’t the person who leaked this memo DIRECTLY TO A REPORTER. Karma karma etc etc etc.

Sun’s out, (baby) buns out.

Finally some fucking good news.

Parenting small children is basically when you have a series of simple missions that are contingent on completing a multitude of irritating side quests.

Hi, it's me, a younger scientist, not feeling supported

Oh shut the fuck up you fuckass we KNOW it's illegal go do something about it

Sunday evening

FIVE DOLLARS AT DOLLAR TREE!!

So @sarahellinwood.bsky.social just bought five *more* outdoor trinkets that make noise in the wind so she is unironically Aunt Meg at this point.

Hoping that everyone’s Easter/Passover/420 lunch was at least this delicious. 🙃

The 3 remaining bunnies left the nest over a week ago. At least one stuck around because we saw it this morning :)

Had these random plants pop up in my garden - anyone know what these are?

Biotech and biopharma have been frustratingly quiet while academic scientists have been putting in the work and showing up. Did they really think they were immune to what’s happening?

hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing

🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning 🔅💥 🔆💥 👸🏽 what happen 👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb 💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal 👸🏽 what !! 💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on 👸🏽 it’s you !! 👾 how are you gentlemen !! 👾 all your base are belong to us

Backyard still a bit of a mess but we're starting fire pit season (with some old wood).

Sunday side eyes 👀

She sleeps amongst the chaos

It’s finally visdeurbel season!! :D visdeurbel.nl/en/

10/10 kite day!

This is the place to share science.

2024 Nobel laureate Gary Ruvkun takes the mic — calls moves by the admin “foolish” and “stupid” to massive applause Jokes that elon musk should go to mars, now

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

When I see current PhD students peddling consulting services on LinkedIn to help OTHER PhD students get a biotech/industry job…

Apropos of nothing, now is a good time to brush up on your rights as a protester or protest organizer. You are largely protected under the first amendment, thiugh there are limitations. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

UPDATE: Notices for *16* more study sections to be held in March and April coming tomorrow. Reviewing grants on cancer, addictions, surgical sciences, cell signaling, and biobehavioral medicine. No council meetings yet. Next ones aren't scheduled til May. Unclear what happens to postponed meetings

Baby’s first Sonic level clear 🥹

I am now hearing from multiple folks in the past two hours (including some who have personally been fired) that mass firings have now commenced within NOAA--including, yes, at the National Weather Service.

Neighborhood sentiment check

Hi folks - we're tracking NOAA layoffs and are especially looking at specific programs/initiatives that may be affected by reduced staff. Please reach out - we are committed to protecting the identity of anyone who prefers to speak off the record or on background. Signal: @chelseaeharvey.01

In the early ‘60s, amid the German measles epidemic, Charles M. Schultz did a week of pro-vaccine Peanuts strips. As usual, Linus has it right

Billionaire owner of Washington Post seizes control of opinion page. Will focus nearly exclusively to promote rightwing libertarianism. "Viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others." Democracy Docket will expand its pro-democracy opinion section. www.democracydocket.com

Be like Carrie! Contact me on Signal (usha.22) and end up being the lead of a story even if you aren't sure the info you have is helpful. We are journalists and not inside federal agencies. We don't have magic knowledge. We need you to help us expose what is happening. We'll protect your identity.

when nobody wants your swastikar

Love how the Super Bowl commercials make it like we live in a country where people are nice and respectful to eachother.

More of this, America.

She’s been like this for forty some minutes and counting…

Restarted animal crossing new leaf recently as an escape…. hahahahaha *sob*

Here is a gifted unlocked version. This is insane. I got this motherfucker out of government (forgive some ego). I fucking did it. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...