Wait, is her dress being held up by her nipple piercings?

i love youtube comments sometimes

With all the *gestures around wildly* going on, I thought I’d re-up my gear recommendation for a hot protest where there’s likely to be gas deployed. This kit aims to solve two problems: 1. Stop the gas from settling on the skin of your face, head, and neck 2. Be cheap enough to throw away after

AO3 is down noooooooo

Brain, no matter how many useful life lessons it contains, we do not need to have Rah's "He's a Fed" song on repeat. (I'm not sure if it's better or worse than this morning's "I'm a Scythian and I'm OK" earworm)

Timeline cleanse

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

Fuck.

Remember, it's only Lesbianism if it's from the Lesbos region of Western Massachusetts. Otherwise it's just sparkling Subaru ownership.

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Look, anyone who follows a rando's advice to eat poop deserves all the E. Coli and other infections they get

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

straight up murder right there

Hooray, the admin at the dentist's office got my bill straightened out!

🖕🧊

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Rothko number 5

Evergreen

Honestly, if you answer every yes/no question with "sometimes" or a complex explanation you should immediately get a neurodivergent sticker

Today's attention span for work: -12 Today's attention span for sending my ADHD assessor explanations of my answers: +100

Normally I hate teleworking, but it's supposed to only feel like 10°F tomorrow and a lot of roads still aren't plowed, so I think I'll stay home.

I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.

I shouldn't be eating ice cream, but I need it to deal with the level of stupid I am having to deal with right now

Welp, I won the "we need another assessment" prize (they only got through half the questions). I also got a good grade on the written assessment I was complaining about. I suspect there is also a secret test to see what you do when the doctor is taking forever to enter notes:

Kaiser texted that the provider is running late. Irony abounds. (yes, I know it was probably because of another patient, but still)

How is it that my ADHD ass on time for this assessment and the doctor is late?

One of the contractors on a construction call: No pricing changes due to tariffs unless we've invaded Greenland or something *general laughter*

Joseph of Nazareth:

Why I should not be left unsupervised: Brain: Is an abortion a fetus yeeterus?

Does asking if their will be time for a critique get you extra points on the ADHD assessment? Because I have comments.

Anyone who can tell me what the questions might be so I can have an answer ready gets all the blessings

Who wants to help me get a good grade in ADHD assessment?

Nothing like spending your snow day peeved at your money grubbing dentist's office.

Both this post and the quoted post are excellent timeline cleansers

Like to charge, repost to cast

Does anyone else have the thing where you are either really, really competent or a complete disaster with no in between? Because that's like my life now

Bernat is out to terrify everyone with this blanket

Mwahaha, I have arranged to have a paid snow day tomorrow. I are supergenius!

Truly a man who understands the zeitgeist

and now i ded of lol bsky.app/profile/redh...

I love the Internet

How would you tell someone about it over the phone? Remember that you're *describing* the thing for someone with impaired vision. If you're posting a picture of a painting, what's more helpful, writing the name and artist, or describing the colors and the subjects depicted?

Timeline cleanse

Had the disturbing realization that my Solitaire addiction at work began after we wound down our COVID related assistance program and I became extremely jaded every time someone called for assistance. Moral injury, folks! That trauma you don't realize you have.

Reminder that you can play tetris free here with no download if you happen to see any traumatic video or images: play.tetris.com

This one weird trick conceals your face, keeps your nose warm, and can help slow spread of airborne diseases like Covid and flu!

Tough patrol 😉 #jasontodd #dccomics #redhood

Jason speaks for us all

day 20 #jasonjanuary2026 🤓📖 #jasontodd #art