Masculinity in America has been emboldened by its own uselessness

Do men need a language of worth empowerment and identity? Absolutely But a man’s sense of self is not greater than a woman’s actual life Read it again

As good a reason as any to kill that account…

I suspect I might have picked up a touch of crud here at Reunion, but I knew it was a risk when I decided revelry was more important than constant masking. (I blame the sniffly small children)

I am a true alum of my college: I brought dirty laundry *to* Reunion so I could wash it here. (the laundry is free)

Today I went to a museum and it was very culturally educational 😏

RIP Marcia, you deserved so much better.

The Snapewives already haunt our dreams

Ugh, I'm going to need to sanitize my phone on Sunday night. There's a Reunion WhatsApp chat going and I had to download the app. *shudders*

BREAKING: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes have withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

It just keeps getting better… 😄

Attack of the Brucie! archiveofourown.org/series/3783286

An army of robots, drones, and other assorted machines that follow billionaires around and yell memento mori and similar phrases at them all the time.

Nightmare fuel story - scammers called a woman claiming they'd kidnapped her adult daughter and demanded ransom, using a cloned voice sample to make it sound realistic. Be careful out there, folks. sfist.com/2026/05/26/l...

...I think I hurt myself laughing

I got out of the shower and peeling everywhere! I'll put on Cetaphil in a bit, but I want to give it a chance to dry out again. (don't worry, I don't pick or scratch, I just gently roll my hand back and forth to encourage the loose bits to separate)

Hooray, my tattoo is finally getting to the peeling stage!

Ok this is a truly great tweet

@rahaeli.bsky.social @clairewillett.bsky.social feast your eyes on the Vatican having a great comms team

Never in my life have I had the problem of needing a tattoo to dry out so it can peel, but this one is special in so many ways.

You know, it's extremely fitting that the Glorious 25th falls on Memorial Day. They are both about remembering the honored dead, whether it be via wreath or lilac. Remember the lilac. #TheGlorious25thOfMay #GNUTerryPratchett

Do you like soulmarks, angst, and Jason being the one with brain cell in the Batfam? There's a fic for that! archiveofourown.org/works/561327...

Ask your doctor if Nyarlathotep is right for you!

Very important reminder!

You know my problem child tat? It has taught me another important lesson: there is moisturizer that is too effective. I got some new stuff to put on it and it definitely moisturized! To the point where the ink still hasn't flaked. I washed the new stuff off and am using less effective stuff now.

Goddamn ninjas cutting onions…

I'm DJ Achilles and next up is Muse

Thinking about who had to give Tim the "safe sex with a metahuman partner" talk

Good thread.

If my coworker got me sick because he couldn't stay home and keep his germs to himself, I will be pleading justifiable homicide at my trial

That's a lot of cobra chickens

*laughs in fandom*

me: *sets up auto-refill on my ADHD meds so I will always have enough* Kaiser: *fucks around and hasn't even shipped them on the day I run out* I actually was good this time! And yet.

This is a great thread on the politics of portraiture. (See, also: Obama’s commissioned portraits.)

The application of sufficient amounts of Benadryl seems to have fixed the problem.

This is my prettiest tat yet, but also the biggest problem child. First there was a tiny bit infected and now it is having a reaction to something. Possible culprits: the mosquito bites next to it, the moisturizing lotion I'm using, or cleaning it with the wrong kind of soap.

My artist advised keeping it clean, moisturized, and uncovered so it can breathe. And for the love of ghu, don't scratch. I can manage these things.

The Rape (1934) replaces a woman’s facial features with her torso. Among Magritte’s most confrontational works, it has often been read as a stark image of objectification. It suggests the male gaze is a form of violation. #artbots #magritte

Tonight is a bonus antihistamine night! It seems I might be developing a reaction to the adhesive in my favorite medical tape (sob) and therefore I took a Benadryl on top of my usual pills. We'll see what happens.

Anyone got advice for what to do about a teeny tiny infection in a new tattoo? It's a very small part, but it's pink and itchy and angy

Heads up. He is/was in a lot of starter packs, too, so check yours if you've made one so you're no longer recommending a rapist.

Not everything is terrible.

Here’s my hot take. “White Collar Crime” deserves longer sentences than “violent crime”, because the harms usually affect more people, and the offenders are MUCH more likely to to do it again. (We also need much better prisons, not hellholes, but gentle sequestration and re-education)

But thei were all of them deceivid, for a one hundrid and eightye secounde Blinke was made

Beware the Litel Free Labyrinths

Dear author, I can suspend my disbelief to accept that Jason is really a zombie and Lady Gotham lets her favorites shadow-walk, but the FBI letting randos hang out all day in the BAU bullpen? That's a bit too far.

People with uteri of a certain age: how do you deal with night sweats?

I think my latest tattoo is the best one I've gotten and it's still in the linework stage

Nobody tell RFK Jr about this

What does Wayne Enterprises actually do? Wrong answers only