Mary this is literally how vaccines are supposed to work.

Absolutely true story, I am currently re-watching both Farscape and DS9 and will soon rewatch all of BSG again. for um “work” No, seriously if you’re like, “what is a Farscape“ — I got you www.ign.com/articles/201...

D.C. not having statehood is a part of the disenfranchisement southern Black folk.

I have surge protectors older than you

Orban was pretty load-bearing for the global right wing media ecosystem huh

we're gonna find out that the entire formidable Daily Wire audience was just a product of 1) a contiunous flow of oligarch money into buying algorithmic promotion for its content 2) conservatives inside meta, X and google pressuring the algorithm into promoting their content

It is, incidentally, an absolute horror of Hollywood impunity that nobody went to jail for the death of three actors, two of them small children, during the filming of the Twilight Zone movie. Landis and others were knowingly violating numerous labor and safety laws.

Humble Bundle has ALLLLLLLL the Valdemar books for $30. The good ones! The awful ones! and Brightly Burning, the Lifebonded with his horse and a sucicide bomber for Valdemar Jesus one. A++, less than $1 a book, and makes up for owning them in decrepit paperback.

Aaaaaaah! Meg has seen my book.

Roberts Court is just racist Bob Loblaw

Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up! *(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little) people.com/pizza-huts-b...

i was told by john roberts and sam alito that racism is over so i won't worry about white republicans in the south jumping over themselves to end black political representation wherever they can

He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza

SCOTUS soon to rule some votes worth 3/5 of one

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

DCA is currently suffering from a herd of 8th graders (Not exactly experienced fliers). The guy who holds a long business call with a laptop dual monitor, and a giant bag claiming a second seat. And of course the old sneezing guy watching a thing about Epstein sans headphones.

🗣️ STOP SENDING AI GENERATED DEMAND LETTERS BEFORE YOU HIRE AN ATTORNEY* *this is not legal advice. do whatever you want. but don't call me, personally, after you do this.

Druski gave her such a complex that she dresses like antifa now

The basic view of Alito and the rest of the Roberts Court when it comes to voting rights is that black people can vote for anyone they want as long as it is a Republican.

This should not be a thing. I have sympathy for some level of additional protection for company leadership but this is something that should not exist for a public company.

“Oh I’m sorry you wanted to vote. That’s not a right anymore. Can I interest you in the right to refuse to bake cake for gay people instead? We’ve replaced voting rights with that.”

freely and fearlessly indulge in all peaceful concernments

I assume there’s also a codex for preventing chatbots from adding “and then they fucked” to the end of every response because like 75% of all training data is horny fanfic.

Facebook is trying to sell me a clergy guyabera, and this is possibly the most South Florida garment to ever exist. My very angelo family adopted some of the guyabera life, because -climate- But clergy?

I live safe in the knowledge that if he was 175 years younger, Melville would have been a founder of Ao3, and would write some very specific fetish stories. His X-Men fic alone, featuring Xavier/Magneto, and a giant talking possibly hallucinated whale

a. Worst slash pairing ever b. Top deadpool contenders 2026 c. Fuck monarchies d. god damn those are some old orange men

The problem these people have is that they can't split to form their own high-status conservative denomination, b/c they're on average bad enough ppl that it'd rapidly become low-status thru scandal. So they need to hang onto the right wing of some minimally functional, respectable denomination.

Step one: DON'T FUCKING GIVE "AI" YOUR CREDIT CARDS JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU THINKING www.wired.com/story/the-ra...

I have traded Worldcon for a very large tattoo. I regret very little.

"I've seen this shell pattern before, back when I was just a rookie. This weird guy, John Barron, he was using sea shells and leaving them at crime scenes too." DUN DUN

"Theyre callin' it a drive-by shelling on the dark web. Freaks post seashell pictures to instagram and next thing you know a corpse shows up in the East River" DUN DUN

Playbook | If Donald Trump can get through King Charles’s visit without talking about wanting to sleep with king’s first wife or abusing teen models with the king’s brother, he will have won the expectations game.

maybe a hot take? not only is ziggy sobotka a great character and a great performance (RIP james ransone), but looking back from the vantage point of today, "young man struggling with his masculinity and yearning to be recognized as a man commits catastrophic violence" is incredibly prescient.

35 yeae old mystery: Did the Show world adult video parlor actually exist? Did Manny work there? And was Clamlappers vol 1 to 90 a real series?

Liberals say that after Citizens United, the US ceased to function as a democracy and began to function as an oligarchy. They're wrong—after Citizens United, the US ceased to function as a republic and began to function as an oligarchy.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Imagine if you did a Big Boy Crime and the media said you got radicalized by Malcolm Gladwell

genuinely interesting that this guy is almost getting the ‘white man who killed his whole family’ cover photo treatment

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Pull for your duff.

A US journalist posts a thing people don't like, and starts getting dragged for it. Fine. Whatevs. Post is getting reposted with: And X didn't say anything about (bad shit )done by Israel in the last 3 years Sir, this is a Wendys And entering Israel into an unrelated conversation never ends well

It is an ineffably oozy, stringy affair, most frequently found in the tubs of sperm, after a prolonged squeezing, and subsequent decanting.

This is not a feel-good story. Veterans of the Vietnam war are, like, 70 at the youngest. They should not have to be working.

We need to prepare ourselves for just how bad the trauma bond between the president and the press is going to be.

For many Trump cabinet members the tragedy of last night’s incident at the WHCD is that the room was evacuated before drinks were served.

oh fuck we're in for so much of this on every op-ed page in america

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

From a FB Tattoo group: Ok, been planning on getting a ladybug tattoo for a few years, and got AI to help me design it.... It will be my first tattoo. Any recommendations? AI said it would likely cost around $150. I’m in Atlanta. The answers are just as good as expected. AI says $150? suuuure Jan