A brief review of the Game od Thones Hedgeknight Dunk and Egg show: I refuse to watch anything that has the main character graphically shitting on camera in the first five minutes. The end.

I audibly gasped at this shortsighted move. We have failed to help the public understand that health isn't an individual issue, that you can't build a wall to keep disease out, and that community health is key to individual well-being. We see this with vaccination and we see it here. 💔

If it’s Tuesday, we wear I Voted stickers.

As for his true brain, you can then see no indications of it, nor feel any.

Between Mamdani and Spanberger, the establishment of "instantly repeal all the bullshit the last pig put in place" as Democratic priority #1 for both democratic socialists and ex-CIA types is an extremely heartening development.

"Inserting this pole in-to the bucket, Tashtego downward guides the bucket into the Tun, till it entirely disappears; then giving the word to the seamen at the whip, up comes the bucket again, all bubbling like a dairy-maid's pail of new milk." I know writers who use subtext, they're all cowards. 🐋

A masterwork. Turning the page to reveal this illustration gave me goosebumps. 🐋

the only bright spot in the world right now is that burnt-out Gen Z and Millennials finally make up the majority of the workforce, I just called tech support for my router and was told “girl I for real think it’s cooked”

The only problem with Pluribus is that it doesn't lend itself to fic. The premise is that only a handful of people are knocked out by the alien hive mind (not a spoiler, the premise). So you have real limits post that. But you know that will happen so options before are limited.

Turns out I just had to deal with collections and pay $300 because my CPAP provider can't keep my fucking card on file. And I'm not paying shit from randoms. This is 4 orders, from the last year. They want me to quick reorder but again, no place to fucking pay when I do. GRRRRR

You Soft and lonely You Lost and lonely You Just like heaven

I hate to be the one to tell posters, but when the President is trying to invade Greenland because the Norwegian Govt wouldn't give him a Nobel prize? Even if its really a Russian scheme to blow up NATO? The Epstien files full of rape and pedophilia aren't gonna change anything. This is worse.

The movie Ice Age (March 15, 2002) is older than ICE’s age (March 1, 2003)

I want to Isekai Carol Sturka from Pluribis into other fandoms. Sure, she'd die quick in Game of Thrones. But imagine her in one of the Treks? DS9, Discovery, Voyager. Fullmetal Alchemist. Or even better, Valdemar.

this is full of meaning

Unless they completely blow it in the last episode. Carol from Pluribus may be my favorite TV character of all time.

A compact version of Moby Dick that elides all the plot and whale facts and is just “I’m crushing so hard on my hunky boyfriend” content 🐋

I'm a red-blooded American MAN! I like my beer COLD, my wings HOT, and my Broadway musical which reimagines the six wives of Henry VIII as a modern girl group CAST BY CISGENDER WOMEN ONLY!

It's a classroom version of the 'if you tell people the actual positions & agenda of the Republican Party, they won't believe you & think it's an unhinged partisan attack' You can't tell the truth about what's happening in US politics without sounding partisan. bsky.app/profile/unav...

I'm at the civil war I'm at the NATO war I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war

the rest of the world deferred to us not because they needed to but because it was easy, all to great benefit of us, and we destroyed that to get out of having to watch one hour diversity training videos once a year

Obviously this is terrible for people everywhere, but I feel especially bad for any writers on VEEP who had an idea shot down for not just being too out there.

Imagine his tariff obsession as your dog checking a spot on its walk where it once found a chicken nugget years ago.

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And this why my answer has ALWAYS been the same when ppl ask me why I don’t get a ring camera: I’m not signing up to be part of the police state voluntarily.

@coreopsismajor.bsky.social THANK YOU NOW I HAVE HAD TO READ THE HOW TO MANUALS ON OVIPOSITOR SEX TOYS mainly b/c apparently they're not recommended for anal play b/c of removal which has led to me staring at the instructions on how they get out via vaginal play.

you know Silicon Valley has lost the juice because it hasn’t occurred to any of them that they could use robot dogs to re-create Terry Pratchett’s autonomous luggage that both carries your stuff and brutalizes your enemies

You cannot unsee it.

My data project is going to forever, but it's very important I have a lot of "pictures saved from Tumbler in 2018" AND my copy of Bang!Real Milfs-Jasmine Jae Is a UK Beauty that Wants to Experience American Dick survived. My search for all 400 American Experience episodes had Jasmine show up a LOT

I have to be vague about my current day job, but I’m more familiar than I’d like to be with the mental health of guys who served in Vietnam & Iraq. I don’t want to be around when some of them see this.

I would like to thank past Nora for being sloppy as fuck with data storage and retention. I never delete anything (much) I just buy more drive space. So while my 16 TB is dead, I have 2 4tbs and a bunch of thumb drives plus dropbox with 2/3 of my important stuff.

What are we doing here! Aside from "making HP-related content in 2026," which, gross, somehow Heated Rivalry is the darling of normie mass culture but everything else that's gay is remains a punchline? This particular subject of literally millions of fics for ~30 years is fundamentally laughable?

You know, I try very hard not to talk about HP these days outside of saying "every part of the Harry Potter fandom needs to give up Harry Potter asap," but the fact that this piece of utter trash aired on network television in the year of our lord 2026 has me putting on my Joker makeup as we speak.

ALSO OBVIOUSLY THE HEATED RIVALRY IS HARRY/DRACO YOU SMOOTH-BRAINED FUCKWITS

In the year 2026, if you are on Bluesky arguing that its been a couple of years since Twitter changed its name to X, and this people should start calling it X to recognize the difference? Nah. I won't dead name a person but I will absolutely deadname a nazi social media site

This is literally the start of a horror movie

Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week. ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.

The two important things everyone forgets about "A View to a Kill" are (a) that Max Zorin was right to want to destroy Silicon Valley; and (b) that the guy Grace Jones murders at the Eiffel Tower is named "Achille Aubergine." Which means "Achilles Eggplant." bsky.app/profile/jonb...

Fight and help win a world war. Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years. Blow it all up. What am I missing?

And everybody was stunned to learn that people at FIFA can feel embarrassment.

Pro tip: don't pack up the travel cpap at Christmas, and leave it in a bag uncleaned for 3 weeks.

Four GOP Senators. At most four Repubs in the House. Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.

Pretty sure DHS already knows they’re the baddies

Ok I'm going to bed Bill Kristol is quoting Karl Marx

Bovino isn’t cosplaying Hitler. He’s cosplaying Himmler. An American left that can’t tell the difference had no business talking about fascism. by Curtis Yarvin

The only thing Trump knows about any given state is if he won the state or if he lost it and is lying about fraud there

tell him to paint me a sign, with—“no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;”

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.