This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen

Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich

Having exactly two (2) Cutwater margaritas and grabbing a cop's gun

I think one of the things that's beautiful about The Irishman (2019) is that, once you've seen it a few times, it's a perfect movie to watch two or even three parts over a couple days. You don't lose anything at all, and in fact you may appreciate little details a bit more.

Wetting myself as the army of people dancing in rainbow dragon pajamas advances on me. I aim my only shot in the face of a protestor one foot away that seems to be standing around doing nothing. Bull's-eye 😏 The pee in my pants is warm

Does Frosty the Snowman count as a golem?

Dressing as a Nazi even as a joke used to be so verboten that Always Sunny nearly had an episode pulled in 2005 when they were averaging like 1500 viewers on basic cable. This dude should absolutely be getting banned by every bar he enters and knocked the fuck out by someone before the night ends.

I’m a body language expert for dumb bitches and in the first 18 seconds on mute she looks miserable as she tries to steel herself. I hope her every day is hell and may she be always worried someone pissed in her food.

The volume of consent manufacturing happening in real time re: the NYC mayoral debate is staggering. The main clip making the internet rounds is Mamdani eviscerating a slack-jawed Cuomo on behalf of his many victims, meanwhile every outlet and rag in existence is telling you Cuomo aced the debate.

And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials

We are absolutely not prepared for the depths of the 2026 midterms

The amount of heavy lifting being done by so many people to plausibly justify having a NAZI TATTOO is quite frankly an embarrassing look

Dudes.....rock?

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

Did Austin Reaves cut his own hair

Kinda wild that the same people who claim we need to maintain/restore Confederate monuments on the grounds of historical preservation are totally fine with demolishing an entire chunk of the White House

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

This can't be legally binding

We are entering truly uncharted "snake eating its own tail" levels when it comes to the movie industry

couldn’t be more representative of the current media landscape that the video trump posted of him dumping his own shit on people “appeared to be” ai generated. we have to hear out both sides of this, it could be real, who’s to say

PERFECT example of gauging how effective No Kings is in real time. How is the energy from Saturday being used to counter this right now on Monday? Are No Kings organizers mobilizing to provide critical support and attention on this? Are national Dems shouting about this or is it just back to normal?

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I think the opposite to be true. If the only outcome a couple days later is American society proceeding as normal with the only difference being the bad guys having to answer some questions in a snarky manner, that's generally not a good thing!

Too many people saw one of their favorite tv shows feature an episode or plot point where the bad guy was defeated with the power of dance and internalized that as a very real thing that can happen

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

Time for me to admit that whenever I see an old picture of Isabella Rossellini my reaction ranges from "heart stops entirely for just enough seconds not to require medical attention" (late 70s/early 80s) to "howling cartoon wolf with steam coming out my ears" (late 80s/early 90s)

doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙

This is new to my local Vons. This is just everything now. Anything that's not a perishable food item or beverage locked behind glass.

Heading out on a Friday night

Lol holy shit this functionality is awesome

Guy who actually everyone hates: what up, Bluesky???

i love when they do this. im sorry senator i don't keep up on what the fbi is doing in regards to disturbing allegations against high ranking administration officials, im just the attorney general. im sorry im just the speaker of the house you expect me to oversee DHS??

I remember regularly logging onto Uproxx after episodes of popular shows to talk about it in the comments. PE nuked that so all discussion went to Twitter/X. They made that a racism factory so now we're all just shouting about media into the void at random intervals, any alignment a happy accident.

This is who we are emboldening, like these people really do think they are above not only the law but literally everyone around them

No! No!!!

Cursed with The Knowledge (Billy Dee Williams was supposed to play Two-Face)

Okay but have you thought about the enormous fundraising opportunity in asking small dollar donors to chip in $20 at a time to bring back free and fair elections

Going to the walking normally store, anyone need anything?

Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store

Amazing how often I'll witness some incredibly reckless driving on my morning commute only to pull up next to that person a couple minutes later in the normal course of things

hillary rodham clinton approved protest, lol

Ah, so this is what I've heard so much about

Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this

When I minimize this app and instinctively pull up twitter

Sorry I would have been here sooner but I was seeing Candyman (1992) on the big screen like this the entire time

scrolling through a starter pack and not seeing your own account

70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig 2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop

Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.

EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: 9-1-1 what is your emergency RAYLAN GIVENS: this is deputy marshall raylan giv– EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: how many was it this time

me at 30 / me at 40