I have said this before, but eliminating programs that teach a lot of students but don’t have many majors is like a restaurant not buying flour in its grocery delivery because people aren’t ordering flour on the menu.

Jesus Christ.

Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and maga would say she shot somebody.

Then why not just buy the Hallmark channel?

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Barron: “I don’t think he knows my name. He calls me Eric, Junior, and Barton.” Ivanka: “Just go along with it. He calls me Stormy.”

Cant beat the classics.

This is so stupid and I laughed like a drain

Very much not the point but listing sex at birth on a document meant to identify you right now is utterly useless from a security standpoint. but of course this is about cruelty and forced outing of queer private lives.

Me too tbh.

Mike Johnson: "If we lost the midterms -- heaven forbid, if we lost the majority in the House -- it would be the end of the Trump presidency in a real effect."

Talib and Omar walked out.

Walked out of the State of the Union because I couldn’t sit through hours of Trump’s lies. Americans know the truth: he’s spiking prices and wrecking our economy. We’re a better country than this.

I’m not watching, but this is the point where Dems should have rightly stood up and left the chamber en masse.

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

hello 911? i went to a snowball fight and got hit with a snowball

... and accordingly, Schumer is planning a response that is longer, more tedious and infinitely more painful for the Democratic base.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Ok, @washingtonpost.com . Please explain to me why would anyone want to give you money to read this?

Where do they find these morons? Truly shit-for-brains.

My new startup, GymBot: you hire one of our state of the art ai robots to go to the gym and work out for you.

It's gotten so bad so quickly I can't tell if some of her fans are actually idiots or if there's an active effort to sink her by making her fans look like idiots.

I'm convinced that the Chinese and the Russians have our nuclear launch codes. All it took was a fake webpage that asked for them to access this week's WH's menu.

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

I been hacked all my blobs gone. this just failed to load please help me

Way ahead of you: in sitting at a computer ask day watching porn. It's AI going to rub my dick? Didn't think so, loser.

Bluesky has the juice

"I'll handle this man, gentleman - I speak fluent jive"

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange

Have you or a loved one been charged extra for buying imported goods? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation—

Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub...

still remember the "it's too early/hyperbolic/irresponsible to compare these guys to Nazi Germany" Reasonable Posters - whom, I imagine, are waiting for the renovations to be completed before they update their priors

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

Bored of Peace

Heated Chivalry

DOCTOR Rümeysa Öztürk has earned her PhD!!

Board of Peace and Quiet

As an aside: the most influential Dem consultants all believe the best electoral strategy is to adopt a hostile posture towards the Dem base in the hopes that might convince this person to vote for Dems. They get really mad if you say that won't do anything except depress lean-Dem turnout.