Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Here’s what men in high-risk jobs need to get by.

Reminder to make sure you keep a bottle of the good stuff chilling in the fridge.

Ring the bell because for the first time ever: Jim Cramer is stunned silent. Just like the rest of us, he’s seeing the President commit insider trading right in front of our very eyes.

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.

I’m pro-freedom, pro-law and order, pro-limited government, and pro-the Declaration and the Constitution. And so today I’m a Democrat.

It's SO obvious.

Would Elon Musk survive this?

After Signature Bank failed in 2023, I made an innovative investment as Comptroller that saved 35,000 affordable housing units in New York — and delivered a great return for NYC’s retirees at the same time.

obligatory follow-up link!!! www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

"The podcast is called Make It Make Sense, and it appears to have been born out of the following pitch: What if we put three losers in a room and recorded them complaining about things nobody else cares about?" - @toley.bsky.social defector.com/the-saddest-...

I dont even wanna be in Shina anymore

during his first week as an intern, he asked me if he could expense boat shoes because he had been assigned to cover some sort of sailing event. I have been laughing about this for... 19 years.

I once watched James Hohmann dry heave into a waste basket in a closet-turned-office in Politico’s Capitol Hill bureau at 101 Constitution because he weirdly was so nervous about hitting deadline on a first draft breaking news story when John Paul Stevens announced his retirement from SCOTUS.

The Dead Presidents of the United States of America ... was right there

Make a band out of two others: The Presidents of Burma

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

OK, this is kind of amazing?

ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

Silly FDA, flavored vapes are for kids

The Kentucky Derby is absolute horses.

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like a butterfly dropping into its grave.

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

I thought video killed the radio stars

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

Yo, anyone want to be a Bird Identification Machine Learning Software Engineer for the wonderful Cornell Lab of Ornithology, home of the Merlin app?!? It’s remote! I do not have these skills but maybe you do! #jobs jobs.hr.cornell.edu/us/en/job/WD...

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

And what do you call this act? The Oligarchs!

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Same energy:

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

It's a very odd feeling to read that the cost of your firing was $20 billion to the US economy. Studies like this are so important. It's hard to put a value on a public service. Trustworthy economic data is vital to so much economic activity in a $29 trillion economy. Worth your time to read.

Slightly diminish a book: The Above Average Gatsby

Slightly diminish a book: The Gently Used Testament

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

Just be sure not to confuse it with Mate My Date, the event for swingers

Trump is only going to rescue it only if they add back "of St. Louis" to honor Lindbergh's legacy

a lot of people crack wise about bluesky but what if i told you it facilitated the purchase of the onion by an internet guy who then went on to dismantle one of the biggest misinformation engines of the 21st century

EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

We are live.

I know it sounds like sacrilege to alter the lyrics to such an iconic anthem, but listen to the story of how and why Pete Seeger persuaded @billybragg.bsky.social to update the Internationale in 1989. Happy May Day to all non-tankie socialists!

Happy May Day from Fidel Catstro and Frida Katlo! They won’t come if you call their names, but the will always come running when they hear The Internationale.😻 #MayDay

Sonya Blade from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has made the worst JOI video ever