What if they pump him so full of drugs for tonight that he becomes totally apoplectic and bites it live on camera

"If Jennifer wasn't interested in you she wouldn't go on a skiing weekend with you, you dumb slut!" - me screaming at Larry Appleton in a Perfect Strangers rerun

@skatunenetwork.bsky.social Didn't know I needed this, and now it's on my Resistance playlist. 🎵 Awesome job www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQE9...

It’s a good thing that Urkel episode where he makes a machine to turn him from an annoying unpleasant man to smooth cool Stefan Urquelle didn’t air today or tech guys would spend 10 trillion dollars trying to make it for real

This is the 3rd Trump supporter that's tried to kill him.

My best advise to creators nowadays-ESPECIALLY WOMEN honestly, is to stand up for yourself, and protect your peace ❤️ Fight for your ideas and don’t let people discourage you! Fuck em’! They could never be you 😘 live your dreams!

Thy literally put it in the Louvre www.reuters.com/video/watch/...

Share a movie that no one else remembers that you regularly think about

A bunch of people on my Amtrak train clapped when the US hockey team scored a goal and before I realized what had happened I thought: “Come on, people. We haven’t even landed yet.”

We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

When people say shit like "A24 and its consequences," I realize people will turn on anything with enough time. Even the concept of smaller studios producing interesting and and weird movies regularly.

It seems to me that the Governor of Louisiana should be primarily concerned with the health care situation in Louisiana rather than Greenland, but maybe this ‘America First’ thing has nuances to it.

Here’s the thing and I’m gonna tell you: a lot of fans are why so many creators just don’t want to create anymore. And so many of them are oddly proud of their ability to bully. In order for cartoons as a concept to survive, they need to knock that shit off.

Part of what's making it hard to keep Star Trek fandom going and keep new fans interested is that like ten years ago every single streaming service had every episode of every Star Trek series, and some of them were *free.* And now if you wanna watch TOS you gotta pay through the nose.

Last thing I’ll say before going to bed. A creator being cringe, or ‘unprofessional’, or annoying is not somehow justification to treat them badly. You are allowed to be critical of someone’s behavior, we all are. But I see it used to excuse such genuine cruelty. It’s not a crime to be openly human.

WE'VE BEEN SAYING

Literally

This is totally deranged. Greenlanders are reporting that they have absolutely no idea what the hell Trump is talking about.

AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"

The biggest flaw in the new King of the Hill was Hank not kicking Bill's ass when he found out about Bill's lies in the Barbershop.

I hope they put Andrew in the Tower of London for tourists to jeer at

Finally watching The Mothman Prophecies, and 15 minutes in this is already kinda dumb. The Mothman put a tumor into Debra Messing's head? Which allowed her to see it? Which made her crash the car? Yet her 'seeing things' is somehow weird? SHE HAD A BRAIN TUMOR. WTF is any of this XD

I'm sure I'm on a list already, from when I bought the Communist Manifesto for a college history course so fuck it, here's the FORBIDDEN INTERVIEW the FCC is so fucking scared of or whatever. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

CBS is lost. Trump controls it.

Wow.

I wonder how long before middle men companies offer to buy warehouses and sell them to ICE in exchange for a percentage.

What I remember about Jesse Jackson is most of the prominent adults in my life went out of their way to treat him like a joke, and these same adults supported every Republican no matter how bloodthirsty, deranged or corrupt. I wish I'd been given a more accurate representation of the man.

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.

This is the third time Ring has backed off of some Orwellian practice because of public outcry; in the two previous cases it went right back to the evil as soon as the uproar died down. There is no reason to suspect this will be any different.

Two of them were convicted drug traffickers. But hey, they were former NFL players so they shouldn’t have to endure those kinds of things on their records. As usual, follow the money.

Really love the idea of one guy getting to decide who gets cancelled and who doesn't, and his name is Sir Boycott

3am

Bondi’s shameful legacy

www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/p... So, Cheetitler's real mad about the poll numbers, huh? Why in the FUCK does EVERY institution bend the knee to these monsters? LITERALLY EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

All you 'LGB no T' dumbfucks: WE TOLD YOU THIS EXACT THING WOULD HAPPEN. Stop siding with fucking Nazis in the hopes you'll be spared. You won't.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

I speak Spanish *and* I lived in the Caribbean as an AP reporter. But WaPo illegally fired me, so. Here we are.

All these whiney MAGA people are just freely admitting they failed HS Spanish, huh? Or they're so old there was no language requirement? So just ask if they're too old or stupid for Spanish. Maybe a few took French, but I'm skeptical.

Fuck you to my middle school teacher who refused to explain that there was an identical twin in To Kill a Mockingbird, so when the movie ended and I had no fucking idea who Boo Radley was or what he had to do with the plot, I got to feel like some sort of idiot and was told to 'figure it out'.

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 09,1943

THIS 👇 HERE.......

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

As someone who was too young to have seen the OG Night Court, and who watched it so I could see Rhys Darby in the revival, I've gotta say the revival is actually a lot of fun. John Larroquette steps back into Dan Fielding so easily, and Melissa Rauch really does feel like Harry's daughter.

They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"