It's almost like the people who love a franchise about a gifted child who doesn't care about the injustices surrounding him would ALSO not give a shit about injustices that surround them.

There are two pipelines for 4chan users essentially. One that makes you a hardcore leftist, and the other a Neo-Nazi. There's no in-between.

This story has been updated to reflect it is not true. See y’all Friday at 1930 Beach Street!

Flags at half mast again for the death of a narrative.

Look I’m not saying now is the time to dress up as three ghosts and have a word with him but I’m also not saying it’s not

"A lot more would talk openly if there was a safe place for them to be heard and an audience willing to protect them. That is what is really needed. Not one more piece of evidence to add to the mountain already available but a step towards doing something about it." #opdeatheaters #Epstein #Maxwell

No, I'd rather have tax credits if I open a business that hires at least five people in a designated underprivileged neighborhood for three years

The dam has burst

There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them.

I love that we all get to interfere with the outcome of this episode directly #GameChanger

"You're an iPhone and I'm unboxing you!" #GameChanger

#GameChanger Katie has a point about the odds of Brennan going ballistic topping the trending algorithm. I think that was money well spent.

About to watch the (apparently spoiler-sensitive) episode of game changer, please ignore me if that's something you care about

If your only explanation for why Kamala Harris lost is that she's a black woman and that the country is too bigoted to vote for a black woman, you're essentially saying black women should not run for president. That seems like a racist take and a self-fulfilling prophecy to me.

Every generation without fail. This is from around the year 1600.

ME: i wanna turn off other people’s reposts BSKY: we added video! ME: i wanna turn off other people’s reposts BSKY: we made the font a little different! ME: i wanna turn off other people’s reposts BSKY: NOTIFICATIONS GALORE IF JERRY SCRATCHES HIS ASS YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED

how I arrive in your notifications:

YOU betrayed the American people. YOU got the continuing budget resolution passed. YOU were supposed to stop it, said you would stop it, and then voted to pass it. YOU could have stopped this madness in March and YOU BETRAYED ALL OF US YOU ARE THE REASON THOUSANDS WILL DIE

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

Friends and family express concern after video goes viral showing "despondent" Andrew Cuomo barely harassing female staffers at all

This but unironically

11 colors (by accident, again), pixelart

I'm begging the dems to understand the value of the symbolic victory/ making your enemy do the obviously bad/corrupt thing publicly

Hakeem Jeffries calls for "wait and see" approach to gun pressed against your head. "When the trigger is pulled of course we will take appropriate action to accelerate house procedures in order to minimize likelihood of negative outcomes. But there is currently no reason to assume malicious intent."

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

RULES OF COMBAT IN SHU HAN, 2ND EDITION: 1- COURTESY OR HOSTILITY, CHOOSE WISELY AT YOUR FIRST REPLY 2- I AM NOT HERE TO BE "CORRECT". REFUTE ME WITH CITATIONS OR BEGONE. 3- INSULT MY PEOPLE, AND I AM DONE WITH COURTESY 4- I HAVE CONVICTION. DO YOU? THANK YOU! 😇🙏🏻☯️

Alert Sound xkcd.com/3100/

The Tower - 12 colours #pixelart #artpost

Jewelry Company Jumps Gun With Engagement Ring Commercial Featuring Polyamorous Triad theonion.com/jewelry...

that unanimous vote and the lack of a veto override was also useful when it comes to the argument of "if you just gave us enough seats" - if we give you enough seats, you will, once you run into the slightest roadblock, still give up immediately? even in california? good to know

Summarise this document into bullet points. Now tell me how to understand bullet points. Translate bullet points into simple pictograms, now describe the pictograms in words of one syllable. Now convert the inchoate noises I make in response to the pictograms into a masters thesis, honours level.

You guys think they'll open a Portillo's in Rome now?

Nobody ever says "I had a really good banana/got some great bananas" they're always the same

Politicians who are not on board with Unitary Executive Theory need to get something in their heads: Political power comes solely from the people, NOT the institutions that direct that power. When the institutions fail to separate and balance power, they need to be discarded and rebuilt from scratch

As a career replyguy I've accepted that most of my takes aren't winners. But the high that I get when a reply to a reply to a quote post gets 5 likes in less than a second is enough to trick my ego into thinking I've won the pulitzer so I'm never going to stop

An incredible thread that almost exactly captures why nobody likes the Democrats right now. We the people have been all but abandoned by our representatives

And one thing I'm quickly realizing about myself is that I have a hard time sympathizing with the idea that "the way the world used to work" is harder than how big tech wants it to work. I can't shake the feeling that big tech thrives on people who conflate "new" with better.

Nothing brings me more joy than getting to see a banger post that gets deleted less than a minute after being posted. I feel like a member of an exclusive club

In no particular order, today's traitors in the senate: Catherine Cortez Masto, (D) NV Richard J. Durbin, (D) IL John Fetterman, (D) PA Kirsten Gillibrand, (D) NY Maggie Hassan, (D) NH Gary Peters, (D) MI Brian Schatz, (D) HI Chuck Schumer, (D) NY Jeanne Shaheen, (D) NH Angus King, (I) ME

Just had a banana so perfectly ripe that I had to cut the peel open with a knife. Beautiful green tinge at the stem and just around the base. Flawless yellow midsection and a just-stopped-being-waxy inside. I have experienced peak Cavendish. It's all downhill from here.

It's kind of ridiculous how many laws are being broken so quickly and so brazenly by an unelected unofficial who was not confirmed by congress and yet is able to act with impunity in accessing systems that he should have zero authorization for. How is there not a failsafe for this sort of thing?

Robin Hood that shit

Wow, I sure ate the onion on this one! Hahaha I didn't know it was all an elaborate joke, really good work you guys. Ok you can drop the act now. Let it all go back to normal again! No seriously, the joke's over now, we can all go home! It's all just a joke, right? Guys?

what are the steps you would only take if push came to shove? and what constitutes a "shove"? and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing? the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live. it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon. youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs

I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.