"Members of the cartel"

Funky Coneflower. 6/22/26. #Photography #FlowersOfBluesky

Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution

Seems sus.

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Tarheel Skies. Kitty Hawk. 10/24. #Photography #NC #OBX #OuterBanks

You are unique. You are special. This is true 88.2% of the time.

We are doing the never ending kitchen renovation. My partner asked if I wanted knobs or handles for the upper cabinets. I told her, I don’t know - sometimes I like knobs, sometimes I like handles. I’m bi-puller.

Cops killing a dog and now a baby. 🤬

Had a messy fart and nothing has reminded me of the president more.

Flamboyance.

Best evidence he botched it.

No my dear, it’s not a liaison, it’s a dalliance…

Sedona. 2023. #Photography

Yall should totally do this…(?)

well then i guess Pace Picante Sauce can SHUT THE FUCK UP

kash patel thinking of the US world cup locker room if they win the whole thing

Is Pulisic playing part time in Turkey? I’m shocked by the lush lettuce.

It is really disorienting to see an American side methodically move the ball down the field with an organized attack. Who are these kids?

It gets hot sometimes. #photography

Musk has posted and reposted repeatedly about a murder committed by an immigrant and shared inflammatory material encouraging mass violence. Mobs of right-wing men attacked the homes of uninvolved immigrants and burned them, starting the fires while the families were still inside.

I feel like, if you peek inside there’s like a wild pillow fight happening and like everyone is jumping on the bed.

Make sure you go outside tonight just after sunset, and you will be able to see the Venus-Jupiter conjunction in the sky. It is a really good opportunity for some observational astrology and astronomy.

@pablo.show I feel like this “FIFA” group might be up to something. Can you find out?

Welp. That joint is spoiled. Phish. Billy Joel. Yall better look for a new quadrangle recreation space. Never getting the stink out of that Garden.

Like a large language model, the Spurs are sucking up the Knicks’ prior art.

If that’s the number in the UK - what’s the number in the US where the government has basically said we don’t give a shit about children for 20 years now.

Let them eat semi-free television broadcasts

Grocery prices are rising faster than wages, so we’re launching 5 municipal grocery stores with lower prices. But people can't benefit from resources they don't know about. These stores need expert branding to properly serve New Yorkers.   Submit a design proposal before June 30! grocery.nyc/brand

Another under-rated pleasure is the by-myself-beer/bowl when you’re running an errand for the group while on vacation.

Ed Cat Close Up. 3/22/24 11:11 am. #Photography #Catography

I do not have a lot of brand loyalties, but given the option, highly prefer Enterprise over other car rental companies. I am barely paid by them.

“She Loves Me” - 10/22 - #Photography

THIS ONE OF A KIND PICTURE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD J TRUMP CAME TO ME WHILE EATING A STRIP STEAK. IT IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE FOR CRYPTO/NFT PURPOSES. IT IS BLESSSED BY MAGA. STARTING BID IS $1 MEYUN DOLLARS. COMES WITH 50% GUARANTEE OF PARDON. THANK YOU FOR YOIR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

“Soleil-hole.” Asheville. 10/24. #Photography

Weemby > da Floppa

What savings?

Nobody is going to give shit away. We gotta come together.

Been trying to visit my daughter in Pittsburgh and due to one setback or another it kept getting pushed. Visiting next week finally and pretty excited that the legendary Furry Fest is happening at the same time. I’m not fur-curious, just happy for folks who find their pack. www.anthrocon.org

Increasingly, I’m not sure…

I am Killjoy, Destroyer of Mirth. I carry a whim sickle, for I am the Whim Reaper.

“Polishing the Ol’ Tusk” and “Starting work on a defense treaty with Italy” could both be euphemisms.

So unusual.

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

Chat, what is the glycemic index of this “meal?”

The bored of peace.

Uh oh. When the market crashes, I just hope it happens on a TACO Tuesday.

You can complain, but not if your Whipple Anus isn’t in full sun.

If Derogation can do that, imagine what Deroganation could do.